Sadly...

But I don't have that accent! I swear! :hugesmile:

Week 1: Glyn or Bonnie
Glyn was quite shy during week 1, but Bonnie was just another Jade 'I have no brains' Goody clone. So Bonnie to go.

Week 2: Sezer, Richard or Lea
Sezer got the worst edit in BB History and should never have been up in the first place. He was the one housemate who would have challenged the coronation of St Pete. This eviction changed the series for the worst. Lea was already acting all paranoid at this stage and had got into a terrible argument with Lisa over Pete (not shown in the highlights) which should have condemned her to eviction. Richard was the bitchiest housemate and only survived to the final because he was up Pete's @rse. Lea should have gone.

Week 3: Nikki or Sam
Sam was a minor Shahbaz-type character who kept being a nuisance by invading the other HMs personal space. Sam to go.

Week 4: Nikki or Grace
Nikki gave a few laughs with her tantrums, but after Sezer's eviction, much of the energy in the house came from Grace. Nikki's status has an HM was raised far greater than it should have been. Shahbaz, Richard, Sezer and Grace were the biggest personalities of BB7. BB7 could not afford to lose Grace so soon after Sezer's eviction. Nikki to go.

Week 5: Nikki, Lisa, Imogen and Mikey
Once Grace had been evicted, the energy had gone from BB7. Nikki gave us a few laughs so she had to stay at this point. Imogen and Mikey never really provided much entertainment and Lisa was an explosion waiting to happen. Lisa to go.

HND Transfer: Susie or Aisleyne
Aisleyne, like Nikki, was another HM who status was raised far in proportion of what she had actually done. She benefitted from the HND, because the likes of Michael told her, in code, how she was being perceived outside. Susie to go into HND so that we do not see Aisleyne ridiculous bout of crying over evicting Jonathan from the HND.

Week 7: Lea or Richard
Lea should have gone in week 2. Her paranoia was getting even worse. Lea to go.

Week 8: Everyone apart from Jayne
This was a chance to get rid of an underachiever. I would have loved to got rid of Pete at this stage because it was clear now that there was not that much to him. Imogen, on the other hand, had shown that she was not that nice a person. She had demanded Sezer's respect by asking him to stop mucking around with Richard and repaid it by flirting around with Mikey. Imogen is probably the biggest hypocrite in the history of BB.Imogen to go.

Week 9: Richard and Jayne
Even though Richard had turned most of the house against him at this point, I had had enough of Jayne. Jayne to go.

Week 10: Imogen/Susie, Michael/Spiral and Richard/Pete
Surprise, surprise the Irish phone lines went mysteriously down this week so the Irish could not vote to keep Spiral in. This should have been an easy eviction for Imogen/Susie.

Week 11: Imogen, Susie, Jennie and Mikey
Why does the Great British Public always evict someone because they have an argument. Mikey was not a great housemate but he was better than Susie and Imogen. Susie and Imogen to go.

Week 12: Imogen and Richard
Imogen should have gone a long time ago. Imogen to go.

Week 13 - Final
Housemate who should have got to the final: Sezer or Grace. PREFERABLY BOTH. The energy went out of BB7 when these two left. And Big Brother has never been the same since. Both went because of the machinations of the producers: Sezer with an outrageous eviction ban and Grace with the Golden Housemate twist.

Sixth
Aisleyne. Like Nikki, her status was raised far above the level of what she actually brought to the house. Laughable how her supporters re-write history to try and show her as a strong, confident woman when she is the opposite.

Fifth
Nikki should never have gone back into BB7. Her second appearance was pathetic because she was just playing to the crowd with her tantrums.

Fourth
Pete there was not much to this HM and he had burned himself out. He got away with a lot of bad behaviour like taking Imogen's wine leading to the row between Mikey and Jennie.

Third
Jennie. She is the strong, confident young woman that Aisleyne's fans claim that there girl is. She was feisty and stood up to both Mikey and Spiral (Aisleyne crumbled to Spiral during their row in the Prison task). Lot better housemate than given credit for.

Second
Richard. Not the same HM once Sezer had destroyed him during Hootchgate. Was handed a route to the final because of BB's machinations and his closeness to Pete. But was a far superior HM than Pete. And his bitchiness in the Diary Room was very entertaining.

First
Glyn. The only HM who brought any energy to the house after Sezer and Grace were evicted. Deserved to win on that alone.

Eviction 1:
Bonnie or Glyn: Glyn, didnt see the appeal

Eviction 2:
Sezer, Richard or Lea: Sezer.

Eviction 3:
Sam or Nikki: Sam.

Eviction 4:
Grace or Nikki: Cant choose.

Eviction 5:
Nikki, Mikey, Imogen or Lisa: Imogen

HND eviction:
Aisleyne or Susie: Aisleyne

Eviction 6:
Lea or Richard: Richard.

[u]Eviction 7:[u]
All the housemates except for Jayne: Michael

Eviction 8:
Jayne and Richard: Richard.

Eviction 10/11:
All the housemates in pairs: Michael & Spiral

Eviction 12/13:
Susie, Mikey, Jennie and Imogen: Susie & Imogen.

Vote a housemate back in:
Grace, Sam, Lisa, Lea, Nikki, Jayne, Spiral, Michael, Mikey or Susie: Nikki or Grace.

Final eviction:
Imogen or Richard: Imogen.

Not a vote, just want to know:
Who would you of liked to be in the last week? Grace

Final vote:

Sixth:
Glyn

Fifth:
Richard

Fourth:
Jennie

Third:
Pete

Second:
Aisleyne

Winner:
Nikki

Eviction 1:
Bonnie or Glyn: Glyn - Bonneh represents Luffbra ;)

Eviction 2:
Sezer, Richard or Lea: Sezer - Best eviction of that series!

Eviction 3:
Sam or Nikki: Sam - Annoying toe rag

Eviction 4:
Grace or Nikki: Grace - Nikki's better.

Eviction 5:
Nikki, Mikey, Imogen or Lisa: Imogen - She hadn't spoke by this point so the show wouldn't have changed.

HND eviction:
Aisleyne or Susie: Would've made little difference, but Aisleyne

Eviction 6:
Lea or Richard: Lea, liked both though.

[u]Eviction 7:[u]
All the housemates except for Jayne: Spiral, Eurgh!

Eviction 8:
Jayne and Richard: Jayne, Like both again.

Eviction 10/11:
All the housemates in pairs: Michael & Spiral - Good choice public!

Eviction 12/13:
Susie, Mikey, Jennie and Imogen: All of them.

Vote a housemate back in:
Grace, Sam, Lisa, Lea, Nikki, Jayne, Spiral, Michael, Mikey or Susie: Nikki, Grace, Jayne and Lea

Final eviction:
Imogen or Richard: Imogen

Not a vote, just want to know:
Who would you of liked to be in the last week? Lea

Final vote:

Sixth:
Jennie

Fifth:
Glyn

Fourth:
Aisleyne

Third:
Pete

Second:
Richard

Winner:
NIKKI!

Eviction 1:
Bonnie or Glyn: Glynn. I never really liked him.

Eviction 2:
Sezer, Richard or Lea: Sezer. He was complete nob.

Eviction 3:
Sam or Nikki: Sam. Because I loved Nikki

Eviction 4:
Grace or Nikki: Grace, even though she was a wicked housemate. Dunn why she wasn't in UBB.

Eviction 5:
Nikki, Mikey, Imogen or Lisa: Lisa. Complete **** stirrer.

HND eviction:
Aisleyne or Susie: Aisleyne. She was briliiant at it.

Eviction 6:
Lea or Richard: Lea, but i'd rather neither were up. :(

[u]Eviction 7:[u]
All the housemates except for Jayne: Spiral. He was so annoying.

Eviction 8:
Jayne and Richard: Jayne. So annoying!

Eviction 10/11:
All the housemates in pairs: Michael and Spiral definately.

Eviction 12/13:
Susie, Mikey, Jennie and Imogen: Susie and Mikey. Just like it was :)

Vote a housemate back in:
Grace, Sam, Lisa, Lea, Nikki, Jayne, Spiral, Michael, Mikey or Susie: Grace, Nikki, Lea and Sam becuase we never saw much of her/him and she/he was quite funny.

Final eviction:
Imogen or Richard: Imogen

Not a vote, just want to know:
Who would you of liked to be in the last week? Nikki but would've loved her and Grace to be in there.

Final vote:

Sixth:
Jennie

Fifth:
Glyn

Fourth:
Richard

Third:
Pete

Second:
Aisleyne

Winner:
Nikki

Woo, go Luffbra! :banana::cheer:

Eviction 1:
Bonnie or Glyn: Bonn-uh. I did like her but she was a bit dull and I preferred Glyn.

Eviction 2:
Sezer, Richard or Lea: ******ING SEZER THE SLEAZER! GRR HE ANNOYED ME SO MUCH!

Eviction 3:
Sam or Nikki: Oooooooh...... Sam. I loved them both but it was best that Sam went first because she was getting unhappy.

Eviction 4:
Grace or Nikki: Grace. The cow.

Eviction 5:
Nikki, Mikey, Imogen or Lisa: Mikey was dull as hell. So Mikey to go.

HND eviction:
Aisleyne or Susie: Aisleyne all the way. :D

Eviction 6:
Lea or Richard: LEA! Hated her!

Eviction 7:
All the housemates except for Jayne: Susie. She annoyed me.

Eviction 8:
Jayne and Richard: Hmm... Jayne.

Eviction 10/11:
All the housemates in pairs: Susie & Spiral.

Eviction 12/13:
Susie, Mikey, Jennie and Imogen: Susie.

Vote a housemate back in:
Grace, Sam, Lisa, Lea, Nikki, Jayne, Spiral, Michael, Mikey or Susie: I would of sent back : Sam, Nikki, Lisa & Jayne.

Final eviction:
Imogen or Richard: Dimogen.

Not a vote, just want to know:
Who would you of liked to be in the last week? Sam & Lisa.

Final vote:

Sixth:
Jennie

Fifth:
Richard

Fourth:
Glyn

Third:
Aisleyne

Second:
Pete

Winner:
NIKKI :D

Eviction 1:
Bonnie or Glyn: Bonnie

Eviction 2:
Sezer, Richard or Lea: Sezer

Eviction 3:
Sam or Nikki: Sam

Eviction 4:
Grace or Nikki: Grace. [should never have been them two :bored:]

Eviction 5:
Nikki, Mikey, Imogen or Lisa: Mikey

HND eviction:
Aisleyne or Susie: Aisleyne, this made everyone love her :love:

Eviction 6:
Lea or Richard: Richard

Eviction 7:
All the housemates except for Jayne: Susie

Eviction 8:
Jayne and Richard: Jayne

Eviction 10/11:
All the housemates in pairs: Michael and Spiral

Eviction 12/13:
Susie, Mikey, Jennie and Imogen: Susie and Mikey

Vote a housemate back in:
Grace, Sam, Lisa, Lea, Nikki, Jayne, Spiral, Michael, Mikey or Susie: Nikki, Grace, Lea, Mikey [The one's that did!]

Final eviction:
Imogen or Richard: Imogen

Should have made last week: Grace [hated her but she was an epic housemate]

Final vote:

Sixth:
Jennie

Fifth:
Glyn

Fourth:
Richard

Third:
Aisleyne

Second:
Pete

Winner:
Nikki

Eviction 1:
Bonnie or Glyn: Bonnie. Did nothing but moan.

Eviction 2:
Sezer, Richard or Lea: Lea. Lea was just awful.

Eviction 3:
Sam or Nikki: Sam. Even tho I don't like Nikki, Sam was too weird.

Eviction 4:
Grace or Nikki: Nikki. She was way too annoying.

Eviction 5:
Nikki, Mikey, Imogen or Lisa: Imogen. Boring.

HND eviction:
Aisleyne or Susie: Aisleyne. Susie in the HND = same amount of boring in less space = NO ESCAPE

Eviction 6:
Lea or Richard: Lea. Richard was gold, Lea wasn't funny in the slightess, just repulsive, talking about how much cock she could fit in her mouth etc.

[u]Eviction 7:[u]
All the housemates except for Jayne: Michael. I don't know why but I realy didn't like him.

Eviction 8:
Jayne and Richard: Damn, I really liked both. I think I would have sent Richard home.

Eviction 10/11:
All the housemates in pairs: I would of sent Michael and Spiral home, and they did :bigsmile: Michael and Spiral.

Eviction 12/13:
Susie, Mikey, Jennie and Imogen: Susie and Imogen

Vote a housemate back in:
Grace, Sam, Lisa, Lea, Nikki, Jayne, Spiral, Michael, Mikey or Susie: I would of sent Grace, Nikki, Jayne and Mikey.

Final eviction:
Imogen or Richard: Imogen. She did nothing.

Not a vote, just want to know:
Who would you of liked to be in the last week? Grace would have been funny.

Final vote:

Sixth:
Aisleyne

Fifth:
Mikey

Fourth:
Richard

Third:
Jayne

Second:
Pete

Winner:
Glyn

Eviction 1:
Bonnie or Glyn: Glyn. He was way more boring than Bonnie.

Eviction 2:
Sezer, Richard or Lea: Sezer. He was so annoying and arrogant.

Eviction 3:
Sam or Nikki: Sam. She was just annoying.

Eviction 4:
Grace or Nikki: Grace. She was just a bitch.

Eviction 5:
Nikki, Mikey, Imogen or Lisa: Lisa. She was extremely aggressive, and after the "watergate" argument with Aisleyne she had to go.

HND eviction:
Aisleyne or Susie: Aisleyne. Suzie would have been less interesting to watch in the House Next Door.

Eviction 6:
Lea or Richard: Lea. She was way too paranoid.

Eviction 7:
All the housemates except for Jayne: Nikki. She was very annoying near to the eviction and Jayne needed to be taught a lesson.

Eviction 8:
Jayne and Richard: Jayne. She was so annoying and she had a disliking towards Aisleyne for no reason.

Eviction 10/11:
Imogen & Suzie, Michael & Spiral and Pete & Richard: Michael & Spiral needed to go. Spiral was just really annoying and Michael was boring.

Eviction 12/13:
Susie, Mikey, Jennie and Imogen: Mikey and then Jennie. Mikey just changed in his last week and I can never forgive him for telling Aisleyne to "Shut the **** up!" on Grace's eviction night. I would have sent home Jennie as well because I preferred Susie and Imogen.

Vote a housemate back in:
Grace, Sam, Lisa, Lea, Nikki, Jayne, Spiral, Michael, Mikey or Susie: Susie and Nikki, Lea and Jayne. I didn't like any of the evicted housemates, except for Susie.

Final eviction:
Imogen or Richard: Richard. I just proffered Imogen.

Not a vote, just want to know:
Who would you of liked to be in the last week? Imogen and Susie. They were the only other housemates that I liked.

Final vote:

Sixth:
Jennie

Fifth:
Glyn

Fourth:
Nikki

Third:
Richard

Second:
Pete

Winner:
Aisleyne

Eviction 1:
Bonnie or Glyn: Bonnie

Eviction 2:
Sezer, Richard or Lea: Lea

Eviction 3:
Sam or Nikki: Sam

Eviction 4:
Grace or Nikki: Nikki

Eviction 5:
Nikki, Mikey, Imogen or Lisa: Lisa

HND eviction:
Aisleyne or Susie: Aisleyne..Susie would of been ****e

Eviction 6:
Lea or Richard: Lea

[u]Eviction 7:[u]
All the housemates except for Jayne: Susie

Eviction 8:
Jayne and Richard: Jayne

Eviction 10/11:
Imogen & Suzie, Michael & Spiral and Pete & Richard: Think this was vote to save so i would of saved Pete and Richard and wanted Imogen and Susie to go

Eviction 12/13:
Susie, Mikey, Jennie and Imogen: Susie then Imogen

Vote a housemate back in:
Grace, Sam, Lisa, Lea, Nikki, Jayne, Spiral, Michael, Mikey or Susie: I would of brought back Mikey Grace Spiral and Nikki

Final eviction:
Imogen or Richard: Imogen

Not a vote, just want to know:
Who would you of liked to be in the last week? Mikey

Final vote:

Sixth:
Jennie

Fifth:
Nikki

Fourth:
Aisleyne

Third:
Glyn

Second:
Richard

Winner:
Glyn

BB7 was full of so many mind numbingly dull housemates and I'm not a fan, but I will briefly change it to how I would've preferred it to go.

The Final as I would have preferred it:

Winner - Shabaz (Only one I liked. If him, Grace and Sezer had been in much longer, I think I would've rated BB7 much higher)

Other six finalists, even though I didn't like any of them (In no particular order):

Nikki
Grace
Sezer
Richard
Aisleyne
Lisa

I would've also liked Bonnie to survive the early eviction against Glyn, to see if she would've got more interesting and she couldn't possibly have been more boring than Glyn.:sleep:

Ones I wanted out ten minutes after they walked in, as they bored the **** out of me:

Glyn:sleep: (He boiled an egg for the very first time and rapped to himself about it, what a ****ing BB legend.:rolleyes:)
Imogen:sleep:
Jennie:sleep: (The Liverpudlian legend:rolleyes:)
Lea:sleep:
Michael:sleep: (Can't remember anything, not even what he looked like:joker:)
Mikey:sleep: (Another BB legend, he gave Glyn some fashion tips:rolleyes:)
Pete:sleep:
Sam:sleep:

I can't remember one thing about Jayne other than her burping.:conf2: All I can remember from Spiral is he kept rapping to himself and everyone about how "He'd do anything for/to you/them/himself".:conf2::rolleyes::joker: Can't remember much of Susie either, other than Grace's eviction.:joker:

I did this again under the replacement system:

Eviction 1:
Bonnie or Glyn: Definitely Bonnie. Funneh but not as great as Glyn.

Eviction 2:
Sezer, Richard or Lea: Richard, bye buddy.

Eviction 3:
Sam or Nikki: Sam but only because Nikki's worth so much.

Eviction 4:
Grace or Nikki: Grace, Nikki is a class act unfortunately.

Eviction 5:
Nikki, Mikey, Imogen or Lisa: Lisa, she'd have to be sacrificed.

HND eviction:
Aisleyne or Susie: Aisleyne, she did the HND great justice.

Eviction 6:
Lea or Sezer: Lea, such a crude woman.

Eviction 7:
All the housemates except for Jayne: Probably Susie.

Eviction 8:
Jayne and Sezer: Definitely Jayne. She got nothing on Sezer the geezer.

Eviction 10/11:
All the housemates in pairs: Michael and Spiral - least collectively good paring.

Eviction 12/13:
Nikki, Mikey, Jennie and Imogen: This would be awful but in this case Nikkie and Jennie

Vote a housemate back in:
Grace, Sam, Lisa, Lea, Nikki, Jayne, Spiral, Michael, Jennie or Susie: I would of sent: Grace, Nikki, Michael and Jennie. (With Nikki making it to the final)

Final eviction:
Imogen or Sezer: Alas Sezer the geezer falls.

Not a vote, just want to know:
Who would you of liked to be in the last week? Ideally: Imogen, Mikey, Glyn, Jennie, Nikki and Grace. With shoutouts to Sezer!

Final vote:

Sixth:
Pete

Fifth:
Aisleyne

Fourth:
Nikki

Third:
Imogen

Second:
Mikey

Winner:
Glyn :D :D :D

Eviction 1:
Bonnie or Glyn: Glyn

Eviction 2:
Sezer, Richard or Lea: Sezer

Eviction 3:
Sam or Nikki: Sam

Eviction 4:
Grace or Nikki: Grace - wouldn't change the epic eviction for anything

Eviction 5:
Nikki, Mikey, Imogen or Lisa: Lisa

HND eviction:
Aisleyne or Susie: Aisleyne

Eviction 6:
Lea or Richard: Lea

[u]Eviction 7:[u]
All the housemates except for Jayne: Michael

Eviction 8:
Jayne and Richard: Jayne

Eviction 10/11:
All the housemates in pairs: Michael and Spiral

Eviction 12/13:
Susie, Mikey, Jennie and Imogen: Imogen and Mikey

Vote a housemate back in:
Grace, Sam, Lisa, Lea, Nikki, Jayne, Spiral, Michael, Mikey or Susie: Grace, Sam, Lea, Nikki

Final eviction:
Imogen or Richard: Imogen

Not a vote, just want to know:
Who would you of liked to be in the last week? Nikki.

Final vote:

Sixth:
Glyn

Fifth:
Jennie

Fourth:
Richard

Third:
Pete

Second:
Nikki

Winner:
Aisleyne


:love:

Eviction 1 - Bonnie to go.
Eviction 2 - Richard to go.
Eviction 3 - Sam to go.
Eviction 4 - Close but Grace to go.
Eviction 5 - Mikey to go.
Eviction 6 - Richard to go.
Eviction 7 - Michael to go.
Eviction 8 - Richard to go.
Eviction 9 - Michael & Spiral to go.
Eviction's 10 and 11 - Jennie and Susie to go.
Eviction 12 - Richard to go.

6th: Jennie
5th: Richard
4th: Glyn
3rd: Pete
2nd: Nikki
Winner: Aisleyne

I wonder where Bonneh is now?

Nikki should have won, Grace deserved to be in the final. Those two both made the house. Go home Susie! :idc:

Eviction 1:
Bonnie or Glyn: Glyn

Eviction 2:
Sezer, Richard or Lea: Sezer

Eviction 3:
Sam or Nikki: Sam

Eviction 4:
Grace or Nikki: Grace

Eviction 5:
Nikki, Mikey, Imogen or Lisa: Mikey

HND eviction:
Aisleyne or Susie: Aisleyne

Eviction 6:
Lea or Richard: Richard

[u]Eviction 7:[u]
All the housemates except for Jayne: Michael or Spiral or Jennie

Eviction 8:
Jayne and Richard: Richard

Eviction 10/11:
All the housemates in pairs: Michael and Spiral

Eviction 12/13:
Susie, Mikey, Jennie and Imogen: Mikey and Jennie

Vote a housemate back in:
Grace, Sam, Lisa, Lea, Nikki, Jayne, Spiral, Michael, Mikey or Susie: Grace, Lisa, Lea, Nikki

Final eviction:
Imogen or Richard: Richard

Final vote:

Sixth:
Jennie

Fifth:
Glyn

Fourth:
Richard

Third:
Pete

Second:
Aisleyne

Winner:
Nikki

Sorry I just wanted to do ha

mess I didn't know I already knew about this thread

The same except Richard to go over Lea and Jayne, what was I thinking?

MB knows Bonneh?

Eviction 1 - Glyn instead of Bonnie
Eviction 2 - Sezer still goes
Eviction 3 - Nikki instead of Sam
Eviction 4 - This one is hard because I prefer Grace to Nikki but Grace's eviction was kinda epic so idk
Eviction 5 - Lisa still goes
Eviction 6 - Richard instead of Lea
Eviction 7 - Spiral instead of Nikki
Eviction 8 - Richard instead of Jayne
Eviction 9 - Michael & Spiral still go
Eviction's 10 and 11 - Mikey and Jennie instead of Susie
Eviction 12 - Richard instead of Imogen

6th: Glyn
5th: Jennie
4th: Richard
3rd: Pete
2nd: Nikki
1st: Aisleyne

(or something like that anyway)

:suspect:

I was waiting for that tbh :laugh:

And no we've been through this numerous times Aisleyne > Nikki