Oh, I forgot maybe the best theme tune in existence ... its a little old but its my favourite show ever ... The Crystal Maze!

i can't stand the grandstand theme tune

Before I go offline, Match of the Day. Its iconic and the best one with Crystal Maze :hello:



The UEFA Champions League is another

...Welcome to the Snooker!

Also...more a monologue than a theme tune , but this will never be beaten. Ever.





Tickets this way to the Chatsworth Express! Come and watch pikeys making a mess of the lives they were given by 'im upstairs! And kids, they're convinced, aren't actually theirs...

What sounds on earth could EVER replace kids needing money? Or wives in yer face... 'cause this, people reckon - and me included - is why pubs and drugs were kindly invented to calm us all down and stop us going mental! These are Chatsworth estate's BASIC essentials!

We're worth every penny for grinding your axes...
You **** on our heads, but, you pay the taxes!

Imagine Britain without Chatsworth buccaneers, we'll cum on your face for the price of a beer...

Make poverty history! Cheaper drugs now! Make poverty history! Cheaper drugs now!

Heh heh heh heh... scatter! Partay!

That reminds me, how is Shannon Matthews?

This is hardly the place ... :rolleyes:

Couple of my faves:

I preferred the old Shameless one ...

Now noones saying the Chatsworth estate is the garden of Eden, its been a good home to us etc etc :joker:

And I don't get the thing about Shannon Matthews :pat: Is it trying to say that everyone who watches Shameless is a tramp?

Someone compared what Karren Matthews is accused of as being taken from an episode of Shamless

Sticks shut the hell up this thread is for discussion on theme tunes, not Shannon Matthews. Go and attention seek somewhere else.

Damn. I should have remembered. After all , I was their in that virtual room when 'someone' spoke of the comparison :laugh:.

In fairness , I cant think of anybody who would have understood the refference in you post.

Either way , it still would have proved a discussion about Shannon Matthews , and this is hardly the thread :wink:.