Im so excited :spin2: :cheer:

*Fusses over Nickyys tit tape*

:cheer:

Hurry up and go get your hair done Annie, I'll deal with the male strippers :wink:
If I see anything I like or reccomend I'll come get you :whistle:

Haha Damon is totally wanting in on our pamper day! haha

*eats cucumber which was cooling my eye*

http://www.poorbritney.com/blog/wp-c...2008/04/09.jpg
I'm wearing one of these suits. =D

Oh great suite Damon...

You just relax Annie, let me deal with the entertainment pests, I have some guy called Robbie Williams on the phone too asking if he's needed :rolleyes:

I'll sort it out Annie, you can rely on me honey :joker::wink:

**sits back and nibbles on the cucumber which was padding Damon's crotch:kiss:

How very very dare you!
It was a baguette actually :tongue:

Right ask Robbie if he would be willing to join Take That again.. if not.. Tell him where to go! Haha

And shock with the crotch! Can you put a tea tree face mask on Damon.. I need him looking fresh incase he is needed as a stand in! I WILL be getting married this evening! haha

*sits down in bridal underwear and then feels smooth crotch*

CAN'T WAIT!!!

LOL, Robbie said he'd rather marry tonights substitute groom, than join up with Take That again.
So i told him on his own he was even worse than Mel C in her solo career and slammed the phone down on him.

Damon ok, come here and get your face pack on ......

**strolls slowly past Annie in her underwhere trying not to peek or :whistle:

*runs to Ange*
You see, it's these little bags under my eyes that worry me, and seeing as me and Annie will be the most famous, paparazzi infested couple in Britain, I don't want our wedding photos to be in Heat's Circle Of Shame. :shocked:

Heat's circle of shame! Gayest moment EVER! Haha I love you! :lovedup:

But yes Ang fix his bags.. he has been so excited that he cant sleep!

dont worry there will be no papperazzi around tonight, I shall use my fake boob as a decoy..when we leave for the reception I'll throw it out the car and the goons will follow that instead of us...:xyxwave::cheer2:

You're making a big mistake Annie! *Starts singing*

Think of you with pipe and slippers
Think of him in bed
Laying there just watching telly
Then think of me instead

Ill never grow so old and flabby
That could never be
Dont marry him, love me

And your love light shines like cardboard
But your work shoes are glistening
Hes a phd in I told you so
Youve a knighthood in Im not listening


And the sunday sun shines down on san francisco bay
And you realise you cant make it anyway
You have to wash the car
Take the kiddies to the park
Dont marry him, love me

Those lovely sunday mornings
With breakfast brought in bed
Those blackbirds look like knitting needles
Trying to peck your head

Those birds will peck your soul out
And throw away the key
Dont marry him, love me

And the kitchens always tidy
And the bathrooms always clean
Hes a diploma in just hiding things
Youve a first in low esteem

When your socks smell of angels
But your life smells of brie
Dont marry him, love me

And the sunday sun shines down on san francisco bay
And you realise you cant make it anyway
You have to wash the car
Take the kiddies to the park
Dont marry her, Love me

And the sunday sun shines down on san francisco bay
And you realise you cant make it anyway
You have to wash the car
Take the kiddies to the park
Dont marry her, Love me

I'll tell you the truth, Fom's after your money and Rocko wants an heir to his Girls Gone Wild business!

:joker:

Wow Dezzy ... Wow.

I'm eh.. well.. shocked.

And now my feeling are all over the place.. :shrug:

wow!! I'm keeping out of this one, after all Im not the manager today just the kit man and so long as its wembley I dont give a damn who's in the team and who were playing against LOL:bigsmile::thumbs:

It's like an episode of the OC in here! :joker:

*throws up in loo from nerves*

Is there gonna be a reception at Club Tropicana :tongue:

*hands Annie toilet paper and holds hair back*
I love you Annie :lovedup:

Sure is! So you get your best clober on!

(wow when was the last time you said clober?! haha)

And thanks Damon :lovedup:

*sips water*

well time for me to get my hair done, i wanna look my best when the bridesmaids perk arrives later...


**imagines the best man looking like Will smith 20 years ago lol

hey relax you look great and you'll be fine later,

***rubs Annies back, while thinking jeeeeez she gonna be a nightmare if she dont pull herself together LOL:hug::laugh3:

See you later Ang :lovedup:

*watches Ang leave and stares at her crotch :whistle:*

After the wedding, I have a meeting with my psychiatrist & I am being admitted into a rehabiliation clinic :sad: