Sorry, were you saying something?

yeah but he's blonde and that's all that matters :love:

Ooh hello.

That's what I'm talking about.

Danny Dyer :lovedup:

Is he good at erecting tents?

I can do that - he might not be able to though

I heard his erections are pretty mind-blowing.

Have you produced a few erections then?

yes you need a tent for camping and take a spade you have to dig your own toilets at most campsites:thumbs:

LMFAO! :laugh3:

Danny Dyer ftw. :lovedup:

...and about the whole camping thing, make sure you know how to pitch a tent before you get there, then it's much easier. (Crap tip, I know, but I needed to be relevent to the thread somehow :hugesmile:)

Ooooooo. :P

*finally reads the first page*

What you doing for food? Dry packs, and a metal tin tub thing are good. Also, remember wet wipes - they're good for general mess LMAO (very close to getting back to the previous conversation then).

Errm. Take some random bits of rope/string and a pocket knife cos they'll come in handy at some point.

I have made a few erect things yes.. tents included

yeah add the hairs on the back of my neck....

..mmmmm..double entendres

are you guys trying out for the new "Are You Being Served?" remake?

lmao!

You're going back a few years now!

yeah it's still prime time viewing here in oz ... infact we have a 24 hr channel dedicated to double entendres filled "Carry on" movies.... it's called the UK TV channel.:joker:

Double Entendres were the backbone of most of the comedies from the 60s and 70s. I cringe when I see some of them.

True. All the good jokes in Are you being Served are double entendres. I love 'em.

I used to watch a lot of these shows with my parents and I didn't realise there were as many jokes in there because I was too young to realise. When I watch them now, I'm amazed I didn't notice.

That reminds me of Flash Gordon. i went to the cinema to watch that when i was little and when you watch it now, its verging on porn!!

Porn? Did you venture in to see Flesh Gordon by mistake?

heheh no I watched flash on TV last year! mings palace is like an S&M heaven

danny dyer :lovedup:

on topic though i used to camp a lot when i was a kid my tips would be learn how to set your tent up before you go, take plenty of warm clothes esp for at night (even in summer it gets really cold), dont let anything like clothes or bedding touch the tent sides cos they end up damp, buy food daily if you can, learn the art of using a bucket for the toilet (and the getting rid in a hole dug in ground) cos not all sites have toilets

Kind of ontopic with the diversion; but I was watching a cartoon the other day (I have no idea why), and I'm sure every 2nd sentence was a double entendre (unless my mind is just dirty, but I'm sure it wasn't just that!). How on earth did I not pick up on this when I was younger?!