Only in your mind it was x-rated.

So sorry cupcakes.

Cupcakes? how did you know?

Your boyfriend makes you cupcakes?

No but I make them all the time when hes not well :joker:

I want some cupcakes :sad:

We gone off topic... I think women want too much, men to be hard and soft, a six pack and a six pack in the fridge... Oh and men have to be mind readers



:rolleyes:

Men need to:

Tell you when you look good (ONLY if you have tried)
Dont mention looks at all in the morning or looking rough
Not speak to ex's
Listen to you when you say what you want
Know when you are in a huff and know why
Be protective and look after me
Let me in and open up about things
Just be a friend, lover and sex pest

It Depend On The Type Of Girl...
but most girls like someone who can protect them and make them feel safe :spin2:

I fail on all the above :bigsmile:

personally I prefer the more sensitive caring type,fighting is a turn off,dont be over protective but then again if someone is slagging you and its a boy the boyfriend should always stand up for you,even though you can stand up for yourself obviously.In this case it is ok to 'be hard'

Aw thats bad! haha Matt fails on a lot but then he makes up for it :lovedup:

Haha, I agree on them all.

I know why men say women are hard to understand though.
On a morning if my boyfriend compliments me, I'm like "WHY. I look awful. Now I'm gonna think you're lying when I've made an effort!"... He generally can't win.

I like being hard.

I like being harder, not just down below but in general :whistle:

I was not talking about the down below department at all, Angela. How dare thee.

I like that too though :spin2:

I think some women expect to much, All i want in a girl is someone who's down to earth, a good friend and a laugh. Simple!

I don't think i could stand being with some perfect girl who was brilliant at everything i wanted and such, where'd the fun in that be?

Aww thats very sweet Dezzy and most realistic too.

The problem is men though, when a girl was granted a wish come true and asked for a down to earth man, the nearest they could find was Verne :joker:

problem with that is women dont tell men what they've done wrong, its just this "he should know what is wrong"

When you've not done anything..

also speaking to ex's nothing wrong with that...

That's the standards I have too! Just so long as they're funny and I have plenty of things in common with them, it's fine.

FAIL
FAIL
FAIL
PASS
PASS
PASS
FAIL
PASS

is 4/8 any good? :joker:

I don`t expect too much,I`d be happy with honesty when it matters,someone whos faithful and someone who genuinely likes and wants to be with me.


money and good looks are an advantages but seriously women don`t expect that much

I heard Dale is writing a autobiograhy, why not have a read and pick up tips?

yeah isn't called the Dale desk diary 2009? :joker:

hahahaha.
Dale, I reccomend a read. :tongue:

Oooh, Simon, you naughty thing.