Or it goes like this;

Treat 'em mean, she gets bored, finds a nicer man, gets boned millions of times, you realise what you've lost, cry cry cry.

BE NICE TO HER. The "treat 'em mean keep them keen" saying basically means don't be clingy, it doesn't mean be literally mean to her.

PLEASEEEEEEEEE

Oh and give her great sex, you must go down south!!

Oh wait! Fek how old are you both? Lol.. If under 16 then i ment take her to brighton...

Ha, im anything but clingy, trust me! I just don't want her in my house 24/7 like now for instance she's making food(notcake just in case you were wondering).

I'm 20 she's 20!

....... NO!

Great! You can go south loads then.. But still feed her cake so she cant runaway.

But you said treat em mean, and then in very next post encouraged being in her servitude. Methinks you're actually just a big softie hiding behind an alpha image, Andy!

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

But i never said be selfish in bed... :wink:

Oh it's too late now Andy, you big pansy you! :flower:

Andy. **** you then. I could have given you the best blowjob you would ever recieve. Suck it yourself you ungrateful pig.

:shocked::sad: You could be a female if i close my eyes.

No, **** you. Just **** you okay. You had your chance, how do you think I feel? I feel so ****ing small right now. How DARE you demolish my feelings for you just like that, in a split second. How very ****ing dare you. You honestly don't know how hurt I am right now... I could kill you. Forget it, we're over find yourself a new bitch.

P.S: You suck in bed, pencil dick.

Can still treat them mean and treat them good in other ways... Sending them to earth moving mind blowing body shaking orgasmic heaven still means you can be mean.

:wink:

:bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling:

:hug:

:kiss:

:dog: doggy.

:elephant: elephant.

*Cracks whip out*

Oh please. That turned me on a LOOOONG time ago. I'm over it and I'm over you, be gone wheener.

Ha! WhatEVER!!!
Lauren has been looking at my bulge all night so ha!.. :bigsmile:

Where did GoKart go? His gf should join the forum.....