Oh come on twilght dont be a spoil sport x

Bahaha I love these jokes, apart from the mexican one, I don't get it. Whoever said they were gonna report this topic, get a grip or ****.

No I love the jokes lol I never thought you were a ******.
I just thought you were like 12-13. I guess it's the way you write I believe. No offence I hope.

Oh and I heard the celery one, it's damn hilarious ! :laugh3:

Fu***** hell this is awesome ! :laugh2:

I do not get that Mexican one.

Snap.

Same here. :sad:

And to the one who got this thread reported: ****. Sorry if we offend your 8 y-o mind but as it was meant to be for 18+, you shouldn't have looked here in the first place. You did, so don't complain. :wink:

Yes but this site is 13+ so 18+ Suff sould not be on here duh, 8 y-o mind huh

But that doesn't mean we can't make threads 18+. It's not in the rules and it doesn't offend anybody.
You still clicked on it so don't act surprised of what you found there.
This thread won't be closed anyway. :wink:

Oh Twilight, go back to reading your emotionally-charged vaguely paranormal romance novels. Leave the sense of humour to the big boys.

If peoples keep arguing it will get closed. So basically If you like it here than stay ( most of us ) and if you dont like it then leave ( the rest of us )

A man walks up behind his wife, reaches around her with both hands, and cups her breasts....and says, "You know, honey, if you firmed these up a bit, you wouldn't have to use those push-up bras."
Devastated, mouth ajar, she gets furious...but just mumbles curses under her breath.
A few days later, in exactly the same situation, he walks up behind her, but this time cups her buttocks...and says, "You know, honey, if you firmed this up a bit, you wouldn't have to use those form-fitting panties."
Still angry about the first time, she just glares at him....
The very next day, he walks up behind her, grabs her sides just above her hips....and says, "You know, honey, if you firmed this up a bit, you wouldn't have to use a girdle."
That did it...in a flash, she about-faced, reached out, grabbed his Penis.....and said, "You know, honey, if you firmed THIS up a bit, I wouldn't have to use your brother."

emotionally-charged vaguely paranormal romance novels huh if ya talking about Twilight i don't like the books, i got my name from a game i like Ok

LMAO!

LOL

:laugh2:

:laugh3:

A bloke out for a walk sees a fit blonde girl on the edge of a cliff, he says "are you going to jump?" she says, "Yeah!" He says "before you do would you give me a blowjob?" She says, "yeah why not" and gives him the best bj he has ever had.

After he shoots his load he says "I can't believe you would want to kill yourself with a talent like that" She says "I know but my parents just can't accept me dressing like a woman!"

Heard that one before, I love it :laugh2:

Boringggg

I just remembered a one from like last year.

Whats the difference between a nun and a young woman?
One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

LMAO :cheer:

A bus stops and 2 men get on with really strong accents. They sit down and
have a conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,
but all of a sudden when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two esses acoma together. I
come once-a-more. Two esses, they comma together again. I
come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You dirty-mouth pigs," yelled the lady
.” In this country . . . we don't speak dirty in
public places about our sex lives. . . "

"Hey, relax lady whats sa-matter for you?," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta
sex?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'."

Good One
Andy.

Thank you Arista

LMAO andy! I like it

thank you Ninastar

Am back at 10 with the best one yet

I know you'll love it
even you twilight