ok I did smile at this one but only because it is whitty and not really nasty.
I do actually think every other Jade joke is sick though

:sad::nono:

This.

not had the 'pleasure' of this site before and dont think it will be one i frequent

hahahahahahaha

It keeps ****ing up telling me loadsa people are on.

haha.. it does that a LOT Ben.. get used to it.. is it calling you a t.wat?

There are 1,021 of you twats online.

Yeah, that's a common occurence. It's a popular site. lol

With Britain becoming worse and worse by the day, I propose that we all seek asylum somewhere.

I suggest Pakistan:

We could build a huge church in the middle of Islamabad that dominates the skyline, set up chippys and shops on every corner, assault the locals who dare to come into "our" part of town, set up specialist shops selling pork products and non-halal meat, protest to the government that the name "Ramadan" is offensive to our religion, and ask that they make it more inclusive by changing it to "Starve Yourself Fest."


Not 1 joke I havent laughed at on there yet! :cheer2::cheer2:

I was browsing it earlier and some of them are just really racist statements hiding behind a crap joke. My sister got a text the other day saying something like this:

"Due to the large number of immigrants in the UK lately, television chiefs have renamed a few existing shows. The new lineup includes Currynation Street, Bollyoaks, Ahmed-dale..." the list went on.

That's just pathetic imo. Not funny in the slightest. However, the joke "what divides humans and animals? The Mediterranean Sea" made me laugh.

I like shocked-laughter. It feels naughty but great.

lmao

A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm.
His wife is lying in bed reading.
The man says, "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache."
His wife replies, "I think you'll find that is a sheep."
The man replies, "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."

Light goes on. Rape. Light goes off. Rape.
Josef Fritzl's daily routine in prison isn't going to change that much from before he was arrested, is it?
Just the roles may be reversed.

.andy you seem to be loving the rape jokes.....

I do.

I love them

Some of the jokes are really 'sick'.

:blush:

bump

****

What?

So there was a ******, a ****, and an Englishman...

Well, BNP meetings just aren't the same anymore.

:laugh2:

Now this is the story all about how
My sled got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I took a bad turn and caught mad air

In Soviet Georgia born and raised
On the ice luge where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, luging, relaxing all cool
Taking Russian hostages inside a school
When a couple of Reds, they were up to no good
Drove Russian tanks into my neighborhood
One separatist movement and my mom got scared
And said "You're going to Vancouver to catch mad air"

I waited for my start and when it came near
the course said "fast" and had a concrete barrier
If anything I could say that this track was rare
But I though nah, forget it, Nodar, catch air!

I slid up to turn number seven or eight
And I yelled to my trainer "Comrade, it's hard to steer"
Flew into a wall and I was finally there
Killed my self while trying to catch mad air.

I received an accidental text yesterday, it said:

Hi, be home soon, love ya, Dave xxx

Being Valentine's Day I thought I'd have a bit of fun so I text the bloke back:

Don't bother, I don't love you, you're a cunt & I have been shagging your brother.

I couldn't wait for the reply, then it came:

You ok mum?

I envy Alexander McQueen, as a fasion designer, he must have had a wardrobe to die for.