Great we got Madonna! We can certainly make this story humourous now :D

Madonna is on a quest with his puppy Twilight to find Britney, the legend. Madonna needs a new username change to Britney, but needs to get permission from the lady herself, so he decides to track her down. On his travels he meets Fom, a young lad on the search of a record deal. Despite hating Britney, he decides to travel with Madonna, in the hope Britney can hear him sing and get him signed by a label. Also on their travels they meet Andy, a manish man with a hate of Britney, and couldnt be more disgusted at the idea of going to find her. However, Andy comes up with an evil plan to kill queen britney herself.. but little does Andy know, queen Britney never even existed... but the question? Who is Britney?

[spoil] Dezzy in drag. [/spoil]

Sounds good to me!

I don't think we should write it as a script, like some TiBB stories are :3

Yeah just a story would be good :)

I think we should include illustrations too , that'd be pretty cool. Nothing demanding.

So how we gonna split this?

There's three of us and I think we should all write some of it.

Beginning, middle and end. Each of us could take a turn to write a bit ?

Okey :3

Yea, so say you write the start, I will write the middle and Tom writes the end < or whatever :3

We've got a good mix :hello:

I was thinking, why don't we have an interactive ending to get more people interested in our story? We can post the beginning and middle on day 1 then open voting for 2 scenarios (write them both obviously) then for second day, post the ending the forum want (but don't let them know the result)

So we could give each ending a snappy title, and make a vote, and the winning one gets posted as the last!

:bigsmile:

Okey, so both endings need to be really really funny, and need to be able to be summed up amazingly in one sentence.

One ending should be that Britney is Dezzy in drag, and the other maybe the other they find Dezzy and Britney in bed together,

It has to involve Dezzy, because otherwise he wouldn't be in our story :3

Dezzy found throwing darts at a picture of Britney

Dezzy gets killed off

That would be interesting :tongue:

Killing off Dezzy! LOL!

Does he like Britney btw? :3

How should we kill him off? :\ LOL!


oh and btw, in our story TomRocksUrSocks needs to exaggerate everything.. like in the live firing thread yesterday!

Just so you don't think I'm not posting on purpose, I'm going to my friend Amy's for a few hoursss :3

My mum is out and her parents are out soo we're gonna get people round and have funnn :bigsmile:

See you later :3

Sorry i haven't posted much, I'll have a beginning to our story up soon.

IF we all write about 300 words each rougly then we shouldnt go over the boundry.

I'll write the two endings but I'll do them once I've seen the first part of the story and we've discussed possible endings

Cool :)

Good idea!

Are you doing the start Sam?

Then I'll write the middle :3

Okey - I decided to post an overview of what we're doing..

The characters -

Madonna - He is very strong minded, but always needs to ask others if he thinks his decisions are the right ones.

Twilight - Madonnas puppy.. is all cute and innocent :angel:

Tom - Is a highly irritating parrot, although is pretty amusing.. always imitates what Madonna is saying, and exaggerates everything

Fom - Goes on and on about his record deal he HAS to get by the end of the journey, and it HAS to be an amazing one. Also someone mention his coat xD

Andy - 'Manly' man, hates Britney and tries to cause controversy all the time.

Dezzy - What will they find Dezzy up to, when they finally track down the beloved Britney?

Plot of story:

(copied from up there and changed a bit ^)

Madonna is on a quest with his puppy Twilight, and his parrot, Tom(RocksUrSocks.. but we will call him Tom) to find Britney, the legend. Madonna needs a new username change to Britney, but needs to get permission from the lady herself, so he decides to track her down. On his travels he meets Fom, a young lad on the search of a record deal. Despite hating Britney, he decides to travel with Madonna, in the hope Britney can hear him sing and get him signed by a label. Also on their travels they meet Andy, a manish man with a hate of Britney, and couldn't be more disgusted at the idea of going to find her. However, Andy comes up with an evil plan to kill queen Britney herself.. but little does Andy know, queen Britney never even existed... but the question? Who is Britney?

Well, what will they find when they eventually find 'queen Britney'?

Here is where we have the 2 endings .. we will give them both snappy titles, which don't give to much away... but gets the forum guessing

Who's doing what?

Sam - Start
Me - Middle
Tom - Endings, once we have discussed the 2 endings, or if you want to write the drag one first you can, as I think that's a great idea :3

Where should we stop the 'middle'? I think it should be just as they set eyes on Britney, and then we stop, make the poll and they all get to decide what the outcome is :)


Nobody write over 333 words... but if you do go over, don't worry to much, I will check anyway and then the next person can write a little less.. or we can take some stuff out that's not needed :) (Word count.. I'm not gonna count them 1 by 1 :tongue:)


How does that grab y'll?

Sounds perfect, i'm just finishing up the beginning then I'll post it.

OK , i am slightly over. I wrote 422 words, but I suppose the end of the beginning can be changed to fit your middle part Nicky.

He just couldn't believe it. He was going to have to change his name again.
"But mum, I don't want to change it anymore. I'm quite fine as Madonna" the boy whimpered.
"You're always embarrassing me. Postandpollmad? You made us the laughing stock at the TiBB convention" his mother yelled.
Tears rolled down his face. "Then what will I be mother?" he asked, but she just ignored him. He glanced around the room until it hit him.
Madonna had a parrot called Tom, whom he loved very much.
“Britney Britney” croaked the parrot. Madonna stood confused. He caught the TV in the back of his eye, which had 4music on. They were display Britney’s greatest hits.
He giggled to himself. "Mother, I am going to be Britney Spears!" BANG. IT was too late His mother had grabbed his arm, thrown him out the door, and slammed it behind him.
Madonna was the forum clown. He was a lonely boy who only ever wanted to be loved by his fellow TiBBers. He sat down on his porch feeling sorry for himself.
“At least I’ve got you Twilight!” he smiled, trying to remain positive. He stroked his fluffy shi-tzu. “Am I really a laughing stock?” He stood up abruptly and started walking down the road. I’ve been the joke of the forum far too long. I’m going to be Britney and I don’t care who knows it!
“You better ask her herself” croaked Tom the parrot, but he already knew what he had to do.
He had been walking for almost eight hours now. Dehydrated, miserable and struggling, he popped into a local shop for a bottle of water. However his thoughts were distracted when he saw a scruffy haired man with a melodious voice.
“I don’t suppose you have any record deals do you?” the man said to the cashier.
“No, but we do have offers on all frozen goods in store today.” she replied. The man sighed, picking up his carrier bag.
“Hi I’m Madonna. What’s up?” he said.
“Hi Madonna. I’m Fom. I’ve been across this whole town and no one has a record deal.”
“I’m going to see Britney Spears. Do you want to come with me”
Fom stared blankly. “I’m not really a Britney fan.”
“But there will be people there from her record label. Maybe you could sing to them! Once they’ve heard you they won’t be able to resist!
Fom cheekily smiled to himself. “Do you really think?”
Madonna nodded. He had made his first friend.

That first bit is fab! Here is the middle -
It's now 427 words.. because of the change!

The 2 friends carried on along the road, on their quest to find queen Britney. Would she allow Madonna the name change? Would she get Fom his dream record contract? They needed to get there as quickly as they could.
A few hours later, the night was starting to draw in, and the stars began to shine brightly, one by one. The pair started to sing ‘Womanizer’, one of Britney’s amazing hits, to kill time, and give each other a bit of hope. In the distance, they saw a little figure, laughing hysterically at pointing towards them.
Confused, Fom and Madonna went over to the young lad, who now had tears running down his face.
“You... like... Britney Spears?” The quite butch and ‘manly’ man exclaimed, trying to keep a straight face and not blurt anymore laughter out. Fom and Madonna looked at each other in bewilderment. What a weird person, they both thought.
“Umm... yea... we’re off to find her, I need a username change on a forum, so I need to get her permission.”
“And I’m going to get a record contract when we finally find her!” Fom added with excitement. Andy bursts out laughing once more.
“Can I come along then please? I haven’t had a good laugh in ages! Oh, by the way, I am Andy.” Fom and Madonna, still confused, nod at one another and the three carry on up the long road.
As they walk, Andy comes up with a plan. He will finally kill off the beloved Britney... and will no longer have to put up with the terrible music and petty arguments that seem to be emerging daily.
A few hours on, they are all tired, hungry and thirsty, and considering giving up hope to find Queen Britney. But at this moment, their luck changes. In the distance, they see an enormous sign, which reads ‘Britney Land’. They all squeal, unable to control their excitement, they start running, getting faster and faster, and run into the ‘The world of Britney’.
As they enter the magical world, they see something in the distance, sparkling and glistening in the sun’s rays.
“No, it can’t be, can it?” Madonna stares at the magnificent figure.
“Oh my God, is it really her?” Asked Fom, taking his old coat off and brushing himself down, in an attempt to look handsome.
“HAHAHA, look at the state of it” Giggled Andy, not taking any notice that half the kingdom could hear him. They all went silent, stood still and stared at the sight in front of them.

This is 45 words -

What can tremendous trio see? Is this Madonna’s first step into get permission to change his username? Will Fom finally get that record deal he has always dreamed of? Will Andy succeed in the killing of the idol? What will happen in ‘Britney Land?’

Oh btww - Britney World is like Dollywood... but the Britney version xD

Omg!

The rules changed!

It was 900 words yesterday.. Sam said it was 1000 and now it's 1500!!

Gonna add something on the end of the middle xD

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Isn't yours present?

It's mostly speech so I dunno.. lemme sort mine out :3

I dunno. I think we've done different types of present tense.

Yours sounds a bit like stage directions? "Madonna stares at the magnificent.."

I'm not sure :conf2:

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I think it sounds ok?

Okey, we will sort the tenses out after it's all done!

We have written exactly 900 words, so if Tom writes the ending/s, use as many words as you like, then afterwards we will add stuff and make it better :3