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I look after my nephew every Thursday so I pick him up from school & that, and someone in work seen me once and thought he was mine and told everyone they'd just seen me with my kid :joker: |
Im a Muslim because my cousin turned into a muslim from catholic.
But thats all just kidding around... its not a rumour that is malicious, just a joke around... its the only thing that is being spread so far. |
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That i got with this very fat extremely ugly girl...
Just because everytime i saw her i would tell her she was hot/ fit/ pretty.. Just for a laugh with my mates. I found it funny though, i said i did get with her lol. |
That i was cheating on my girlfriend with my bestfriend(being a girl) because someone saw us get "very close" and it looked like we "kissed" or something.
And i have had sex with my girlfriend 3 times, even though im a virgin. Oh, the best friend one happened twice, 2 different friends. Lets just say the end result wasnt good. Flippin school. All cause i get on with girls better |
A guy (Yes... GUY) I used to associate with... I hate him now..
Told a large group of my friends that when I "used to hang about with his cousin" (Lie number one) that I "tried numerous times to get with him" (Lie numer two) and "When I finally did" (Lie number three) "I dumped him" (Lie number four) "then got with his best friend... a girl". (Lies Five and Six). I hate rumours. |
Hmm. unfortunately most things spread about me turn out to be true.
But there was this one time that this girl called Miranda (who in retrospect clearly must have had a slight mental problem) told me in H.E that her brother would come home in the middle of the night, drunk and tie her to the cow outside and let the cow drag her around the field. So I told people about it and she started crying and saying she never said that. So everyone thought I was a liar and made it up to be nasty to her. TBF, it probs was a little nasty to tell people, but I mean come on if someone told you that in all seriousness, you would want to tell someone. |
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'who in retrospect clearly must have had a slight mental problem' You're hilarious, i laughed for ages :laugh2: |
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I was part of the orgy scene - False.
I had strong feelings for one of my friends - True, but I denied them. |
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There was a rumour that I fingered two of my best friends (female LOL) at the same time, and I was called 'Magic fingers' for a while :bored:
Oh and that I'd had sex with one of my best friends... Neither were true. |
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That I had sex with 2 girls in my class (who everybody hates) at break time in the playground bushes in year 5, people still bug me about it now. And if it was true, I would have been ten years old at the time.
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That i had sex with my best friend Cass in the public park.
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