I want a jar of happiness

Hello Annie,

Sorry about the wait. A TRUE jar of happiness comes from the heart. Think of all the good things about you. Great face, great fashion sense, great body, great bangers, great brain, big sex drive AND a lovely personality.

However,
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Thanks for your time,
Magic

Thanks Sam. I am sure I will fill my jar soon.

geee thanks Sam!:dance2:

Hello. I have exams in a few days which I barely know anything for and I really don't feel like studying. Can you micraously make me pass and make summer hurry up pleaseeeee? :bigsmile:

Hello Laura,

Here at the Magic shop we are suffering the same problem. It can be hard. Sadly, we cant do your exams for you. However, we reccomend you imagine yourself on the day you get your results... and you have failed. :sad:

Try and think - THIS CANT HAPPEN. Sit down, revise in whatever way you find best. After one hour have break.

Keep at it kitten,
Sam

Thank you Sam :bigsmile: I will try my best!

Can i have a picture of a cute cat please? that'd brighten my day :)

http://www.scripting.se/gatan/2007/cute-cat.jpg
Hope this changes your day.

Please pay at the counter,
Magic

^Awwww, thank you....

Can you make me laugh please ?

I'm crap at humour online...


Here is a sad video instead :tongue:


Here is a rather funny video.

Sorry about our bad service, we reccomend Shaun.

Head of customer services,
Magic

Can I have a 'sexy' picture of Madonna to look at?

Where do i go for refunds ?

Heya Harry,

Sadly we cant work miracles... but I hope this helps

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Magic.

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We are more than happy to help.

:lovedup::lovedup::lovedup:

Thanks.

*Saves picture in 'my pictures'*

:laugh:
Looks like you succeeded in the end.
Thanks.