Shaun |
19-05-2009 11:03 PM |
It's nearly tomorrow, so I'll do a new one.
HOT
Robin-Van-Perfect - We hear he models for Abercrombie & Fitch now. We'll keep you updated with his photoshoots.
SiaSiaSia - Not only does she write letters with multicoloured pens (how 90s retro!), her latest Meet The Members picture had more depth than any of Christina's seventy thousand pictures can wish for.
WARM
Tom - He may look pretty, but he failed to meet us at Debenhams at 2 today for a quick rumpy-pumpy. We're disappointed, Tom, but we still have the memories.
andyman - Okay, Brotherhood aside. This fierce little diva's fast food chain is sky-rocketing, and is set to be THE business of 2010.
Hugo - This girl's Tyra Banks soundclips never cease to impress us here, but we just wish she'd cut back on the leg warmers. We get it, they were fashionable once.
TEPID
James - This bitch never knows potential when she sees it. KathyIsASexyBitch was gonna, no, IS gonna make it big and he failed to spot that. We're disappointed.
Lauren - We just don't care any more, Lauren, put it away.
Chewy - The Janitor is SO 2004.
COLD
Sam! - Let's just say, after what I've heard, I'm disgusted and ashamed.
Brona - No bitch coughs at us to include her on the barometer, regardless of how pretty her name is. Watch it girl, you've been warned.
.Andy. - Any further up andyman's arse and it's officially colonic irrigation.
DoubleTrouble - Let's just say we're glad he didn't make it in the final cut of the T-Mobile advert.
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