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Scarlett. 23-05-2009 09:33 PM

lol am I the only one who feels sorry for the poor guy?

Captain.Remy 23-05-2009 09:33 PM

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Message original : Sam!
Or his secretary could keep it? *box of memories* [bad spelling there]
Then the b!tch would collect all the others she did bite lol :laugh3: What a collection to show to your children.

Captain.Remy 23-05-2009 09:34 PM

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Message original : Chewy
lol am I the only one who feels sorry for the poor guy?
No you're not. I feel sorry for him, it mist be hard for his ego and his integrity as a man. I hope they can get him a new one maybe ? Like the one they give to the transsexuals.

Scarlett. 23-05-2009 09:35 PM

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Originally posted by Captain.Remy
I would kill myself if it happened to me. I mean, a penis is so important in a man's life, I don't think I could handle not having mine (sounds like I am talking about a cell phone or something lol)
I agree D:

lily. 23-05-2009 09:36 PM

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Originally posted by Captain.Remy
I would kill myself if it happened to me. I mean, a penis is so important in a man's life, I don't think I could handle not having mine (sounds like I am talking about a cell phone or something lol)


I'm still laughing at that^

You're very "attached" to your penis aren't you Remy.. ? LoL

Scarlett. 23-05-2009 09:36 PM

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Originally posted by Captain.Remy
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Message original : Chewy
lol am I the only one who feels sorry for the poor guy?
No you're not. I feel sorry for him, it mist be hard for his ego and his integrity as a man. I hope they can get him a new one maybe ? Like the one they give to the transsexuals.
Wouldnt be the same though would it? Would he be able to have you know...well...orgasms? D:

Barbie 23-05-2009 09:36 PM

Maybe they can make a bionic one.. could have its advantages

Wildcat! 23-05-2009 09:37 PM

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Originally posted by Chewy
lol am I the only one who feels sorry for the poor guy?
WHAT!! I think everyone with a Penis feels awful for him! OMG! I mean that must be just the worst thing ever to happen.
I hope he got it reattached. I think its possible if its done quickly enough.
Still, dude probably aint neva gonna get a BJ ever again.

Captain.Remy 23-05-2009 09:38 PM

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Message original : lili
Quote:

Originally posted by Captain.Remy
I would kill myself if it happened to me. I mean, a penis is so important in a man's life, I don't think I could handle not having mine (sounds like I am talking about a cell phone or something lol)


I'm still laughing at that^

You're very "attached" to your penis aren't you Remy.. ? LoL
Sexual jokes apart, I think it means a lot to a man. Damn it, it's like our best friend (not really because I don't do the same things with my best friend but it's a strong friendship lol)

And yes I am, one of the things I am proud of. OKKK REMY **** NOW :laugh3:

lily. 23-05-2009 09:41 PM

for Sia...

http://i40.tinypic.com/2dqq7ue.jpg

Scarlett. 23-05-2009 09:42 PM

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!


but anyway, for men, a penis is life, without it, life is meaningless :sad:

Nicky. 23-05-2009 09:43 PM

I can't stop thinking about what it would taste like haha!

JohnnyBB 23-05-2009 09:44 PM

wooohooo bite it baby!

Scarlett. 23-05-2009 09:44 PM

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Originally posted by Nicky.
I can't stop thinking about what it would taste like haha!
blood? :tongue:

lily. 23-05-2009 09:45 PM

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Originally posted by Nicky.
I can't stop thinking about what it would taste like haha!
A little bit saltier than usual I would imagine lol

Annie 23-05-2009 09:46 PM

Lili does that drawing say OM NOM?

If so.. I love you.

Nicky. 23-05-2009 09:47 PM

Lol same Lili.. it would taste more than just blood! xD

Barbie 23-05-2009 09:48 PM

OM NOM? haha! never said that before

andyman 23-05-2009 09:58 PM

She had blood in her mouth...
I'm sure some men have had the same when going down on a woman.


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