I'll come to your party, Shaun!

Uh, no thanks.

Shock. Ban.

THATS A MARVELOUS PAINTING LILO?

Did you paint it whilst high?

*yawn*

Who is Vanessa Feltz and what is she doing in my presence?

Shaun - VanessaFeltz

I've got Mary Kate's digits if you need something to liven you up a little? x

How DARE you, I look nothing like her.

Linds, Sam just tweeted me, should I leak her ****? x

I'm loving thus Shaun guy.
But where Hugo go? He was fabulous.

I think your the one that needs to liven up a little. Experience life away from the computer screen. Make some friends or something. If you do play, make sure it's on a busy motorway.

*looks up and down*

Don't blame the woman.

We're all on a forum dear.
Go smoke some hobo weed or something equally retarded.
G2G, Heidi just text me, I'm off to see her new boobs.x

Tell Heidi I said hey x her boobs are fabulous

Yeah, because chilling out with my mates smoking a few joints and playing some guitar is so sad. Everybody knows making kerazy banners, worshiping popstars, and signing up as a celebrity to have convorsations with your equally uber-interesting mates is the thing to do. Underneath it all, im just jelous I guess. What are friends, sex, alcohol and money compared to keyboards and mouses, eh?

Wait.
You had to do an IP check to realize that?
I thought it was pretty obvious personally :tongue:

Not really, just so every one knew.

Theres at least 6 people likely to do it.