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Okay guys, an update! I Will be posting Launch night in little parts, so you do not get bored reading loads at once. Then I will post Highlight show one+Two Tomorrow evening, which will make everything up to date. I have been away today, so I was unable to write everything! HL show number three(Also a live show) Will be posted on Monday, and so on! So.. Here is part one of the Launch of TiBBdBB!

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Launch night - Part 1

Davina walks out of the house doors after giving a tour of the 10th Big Brother house. She Looks into the Camera and Screams loudly

Davina: We've got our house. We've got our Audience. What do we need? Oh yes, Housemates! Or.. Do we? No we don't! You see, this year, all 16 housmeates will enter the house, unaware that none of them are housemates! Shocker, I know! But it will all be revealed later on! Anyway, enough talking, the house is getting lonely! Lets get the first one in!

The Video starts and shows Lauren standing there, pouting. The music "Just Dance" comes on

Lauren: My Lipstick needs updating people? Oh.. Hi. i'm Lauren
She Winks

Cuts to her audition

Lauren: Well, I am pretty. I know that and so does everybody else. Actally, you know what.. forget pretty! I am drop dead beautiful. Men Will be falling at my feet in the house. Anyway, people call me a bitch, but I am not, I just like to tell the truth, nothing wrong with that is there?
She Laughs

Cuts to her standing in a room Posing
Lauren: My Boobs are my best feature, don't you think?
Camera Cuts to a picture of her Boobs

The video stops and Lauren gets out of the car to a load of Boo's. She puts her thumbs down to the audience, before elegantly walking to the house. She pouts at the cameras, before walking up the stairs and into the house

Lauren: Phew. What a riot!
She walks down the left side of the steps and examines the wall
Lauren: Eww, what is that? A nit?
She looks into the mirror and sorts her hair out
Lauren: In we go Lauren
She opens the door and screams
Lauren: HI GUYS!
She looks around and realises she is the first in
Lauren: Oh, I must be first? EWW. Look at this place! Where are the sofa's? EW EW EW. This is horrible!
She walks around a little bit
Lauren: Kitchen.. hmm. Where is the kitchen?

Davina: Haha. Well, she seems a bit startled! Should we give her some company?

The Camera Starts and shows Markwaldork with his hand on his hip. He smiles and the song "Womanizer" starts

MarkWaldorf: Hiya. I'm Mark

Camera Cuts to his audition

MarkWaldorf: Well, I am quite a bubbly Guy. People call me Gay, but I am not, I am Bi. You must not underestimate someone like me. I can provide 24/7 entertainment, okay, I am Fierce. Britney is my God, I hope that she is in the house with us
Big Brother: Hmm. No
MarkWaldorf: Oh?

Cuts to Markwaldorf reading a Magazine

MarkWaldorf: I Love read about all of the latest celebrities. It makes me want to be one. Yeah, I am on here for a bit of Fame, but i also want to go in to find out who I am. I am quite a complex character you see

The video stops and Markwaldorf steps out of a car to Cheers. He screams loudly before walking onto the stage and spinning around. He waves at the audience and then goes up the stairs and into the big brother house

MarkWaldorf:Wow. Look at this place!
He Walks down the stairs and loks into the mirror. He pouts before entering the house
MarkWaldorf: Oh Hiya!
Lauren: Hiya Babe. What's your name?
They Hug
MarkWaldorf: I am Markus. Call me Mark though!
Lauren: Are you Gay Markus?
MarkWaldorf: No, I'm Bi? Why
Lauren: Oh. You sound really Gay, that's all. Well, Best of Both worlds Eh?
MarkWaldorf:Hmmm. Where is all of the furniture? There are crates everywhere. It looks horrible. Oh god, I hope we don't have pirates
Lauren: Maybe we are in a secret house? Wouldn't that be cool!
MarkWaldorf:Yeah?

Davina: Pirates? PIRATES? Oh God, Lets throw in a third!

The Video Comes on, and Christina jumps into the room. "Call Me" Starts playing

Christina: Hiya People! I'm Christina! I'd like to think that I could change Britains View on young girls. You See, i am just normal. I don't go out every night getting Drunk, I'm Good

She Smiles and Chucks Flowers in the air. The Camera cuts to show her Audition

Christina: I am quite well educated, but don't brag about it. I am just a nice, intelligent girl! Most people like me because i am so laid back
Big Brother: Do you think you could win Christina?
Christina: Ooh, well I wouldn't like to say? Probably?

The Video stops and Chrstina steps out of the car. She is wearing a Dark purple frilly top, and skinny jeans. Her hair is down and she has very bright lipstick on. The audience cheer her, and she walks gracefully to the stage, waving from time to time. She walks up the stairs waving to the cheering audience, and through the doors into the house

Christina: oh my, that was stunning!
She walks down the stairs and into the house
Christina: Hi!
She Smiles. Markwaldorf and Lauren run over to hug her
MarkWaldorf: Hiya Love! What's your name?
Christina: Christina
MarkWaldorf: Wow, anyway! I'm Markus!
Christina: Nice to Meet you Markus!
They Hug and Lauren walks up
Christina: Hiya Hunny
Lauren: Hiya, I'm Lauren!
They Hug
Christina: Wow, Your Boobs are huge, I hope you don't mind me saying!
Lauren: Oh no, I Love it. My Boobs are me
Christina: Are they real?
Lauren: Well What do you think?
Christina: No?

Davina: Aww, everyone is all nicey nicey. Shall we give the something to talk about?

The video Rolls and shows a small male walks into the room, with a Madonna T-Shirt on. "Like a Virgin" Plays in the background

Harry.: Oh my God! HI! i am Harry!

Harry Jumps around a little bit

Harry.: Madonna, Madonna, Madonna. i Love her. I hope she is watching? HI MADONNA!

Cuts to his audition

Harry.: Now you See i like to talk a lot. Talking i something i love to do. GOD I LOVE IT. I also Love Madonna, which is why i have brought this!
He Holds up a Madonna Poster
Harry.: You See, Don't underestimate the power of Madonna! She is Just totally Amazing! Oh my God, i just love her..
Big Brother: Harry?
Harry.: I have never loved someone so much in my life...
Big Brother: Harry!
Harry.: She is just Perfect... Ohh. Yeah?
Big Brother: Can you stop talking for a minute?
Harry.: Hmmm, No!

Cuts back to Harry in a room full of Madonna posters, spinning around

Harry.: Some Take the Mickey out of me, but i can be normal? Maybe? Anyway, i'm in it to win it

The Video Stops as Harry Steps out of the car. His reception is mixed. He is wearing a fleece and jeans. He stops at the camera and unzips his fleece to reveal a Madonna T-Shirt. He flings his fleece into the audience and carries on walking to the house. He stops at the top of the stairs and waves, before walking into the house

Harry.: Bring me luck Madonna, Bring me luck
He walks into the house, jumping in and screaming. The other housemates Jump
Harry.: Hey Guys! OH MY GOD! Hi!
MarkWaldorf: Whoa, Calm down
Harry.: Oh my god, that was the best thing ever. God, I Love Love Loved it! I wanna do it again!
The rest of the housemates laugh sarcasticly
Harry.: What are your names? I'm Harry!
Lauren: Hiya Harry, I'm Lauren. This is Christina
Christina: Hiya Harry
Harry.: Nice to meet you Christina
They Hug and Harry screams again
Harry.: I'm sorry, this is just so exciting!

Davina: Well, He's a Live one. Lets introduce another!

The Video Starts and a Young Girl is standing there, with a lot of make-up on and pouting. "Sexyback" comes on

Hannah.: Hello Lads, I'm Hannah

The Video cuts to her pouting and fiddling with her hair

Hannah.: I am 18 years old and just want a bit of fun. i'm not scared of anything in life, and although i may look like one, i am certainly not a girly girl

Cuts to her audition

Hannah.: As you can see, i am a hit with the Lads? People call me a Slut, but i just ignore it. Jealousy is a sin. Me winning, yeah, if that doesn't happen then I don't know what could? I am fun and entertaining, what more do you want?

The Video Stops and Hannah gets out of the car. She is wearing a short Mini-skirt and a low Boob-tube. The audience Boo her madly, but she carries on pouting. She pulls girly poses for the camera's and carries on walking. She walks up the steps, taking her headband out, and drops it purposley. She kneels down, showing some of her Bum to the Booing audience as she pickes it up. She gets back up and walks into the house

Hannah.: What a bunch of Jealous idiots. Eurgh
She struts down the steps and spends about 23 seconds aranging her hair, before walking in
[color=6600FF Hannah.:[/color] Hiya
MarkWaldorf: Oh! Another!
He Runs up to Hannah
MarkWaldorf: Hiya Love. i am Markus, and you are... Well, beautiful!
Lauren runs up to Hannah and hugs her. She steps back and looks at her Boobs
Lauren: Hi, Nice to meet you i'm Lauren!
She Looks down at Hannah's Boobs
Lauren: Wow. Those are probably Faker than mine!
Lauren Laughs
Hannah.: What Love?
Lauren: You know, those tits are probably faker than mine. Just a little joke
Hannah.: I find that statement very un-nescasary actually
Lauren: Oh, well, sorry
Hannah.: Yes, you should be. i mean, how dare you!
She turns around and looks over at christina. Lauren gives her a bitchy look behind her back before walking off
Christina: Oh Hiya! I'm christina! Theres one more, Harry has gone to the toilet for the mome..
[color=6600FF Hannah.:[/color] Lovely. Anyway, where are the drinks? And what the hell are those crates? I shall not be sitting on them, eurgh

Davina: Do I smell Tension already? Lets give them some MAN

The Video starts to show quite a toned guy, in an Everton shirt and jeans. "I bet that you look good on the dancefloor" starts playing and his details come up on the screen

Andy: Hi, I'm Andy!

Camera Cuts to Andy headering a Football

Andy: You See, Big Brother Needs A Real man. Here I am!

Cuts to His audition

Andy: Now, you better put in some Fitties, or i'm off. You know what I Mean
Big Brother: Andy, what do you mean by fitties?
Andy: You know Brother. Someone with a nice Pair

Andy: I think I will win, yeah. Who wouldn't like me. The men like my humour, and the girls will all be falling at my feet!

Video stops and Andy Steps out of the Car to lots of Boo's. He Cheers and waves his hands. He is wearing a jacket and tracksuits. He Looks plainly into the camera's as they take pictures of him, before running up onto the stage and running up the stairs. He turns around and waves at the audience, as he walks backwards into the house

Andy: Man, that was Brill
He walks down the stairs and into the house
Andy: Hiya Guys! What are your names?
They all come up and greet him
Andy: Nice to meet you all, although I have already forgetten your names
He Laughs
Andy: Wow, Crates. How cool!
Harry laughs
Harry.: The house is rather small isn't it?
MarkWaldorf: I know right Harry. I mean where is the Kitchen?
Andy: i wonder when we will get to see the garden? I fancy a nice dip in the pool!
Hannah.: ooh, I bet you've got a nice Pool Belly Andy!
The camera Cuts to Lauren and Christina talking in the corner
Lauren: I think she is going to get on my nerves love
Christina: Who is that?
Lauren: That Hannah Girl
Christina: With the big boobies? She does Sound quite Bitchy
Lauren: Yeah, well I aint scared of her. We may be quite fake, and I admit that, but there are 2 types of Fakes, Girly and Slutty, I think we both know which one she is
Christina: Well, i wouldn't like to say?

Davina Wow. I don't think anybody could take their eyes off of Lauren then. Do you feel tension as much as I do? Well, join me after the break for more of this crazyness!

Launch night part 2 -

Davina: Hello and welcome back to Big Brother! okay, we already have Lauren, Markwaldorf, Harry, Christina, Hannah and Andy! And guess what guys, I think we already have some rivalary between Hannah and Lauren! ALREADY! Anyway, shall we meet Housemate number 7?

The Video starts and shows a Normal Guy standing there, it is Sam! "Boom Boom Pow" Plays in the background

Sam!: Hiya Guys, I am Sam
He smiles

Cuts to his audition

Sam!: I think that putting me in the house will be the best thing you will ever do. I Like a bit of fun, and i like to cause a lot of arguments. I am just a troublemaker but People like me because of that. i am not one of those Macho men that go around flaunting their muscles, no, i have a personality to get me by with the ladies
Big Brother: Do you think you are attractive Sam?
Sam!: Errr, why? Do you?
Big Brother: Do you?
Sam!: Of course

Cuts to Sam making funny faces at the camera

Sam!: That's me. A Fun loving crazy kind of guy, But don't underestimate me, I am going to win this hands down

The Video Stops as Sam! Steps out of the Car, wearing a checkered shirt and Skinny Jeans. The audience are going crazy for him, some booing, but mostly cheers. He walks down the entrance way, cheering and waving at the audience. He goes up the stairs backwards and waves as he turns around and walks into the house

Sam!: Huh, God!
He walks down the stairs and runs into the house
Sam!: Hiya Guys!
MarkWaldorf: Hi!
Harry.: Oh Wow! Hiya!
They all run over to Sam, including Lauren and Christina
Lauren: Hiya!
Christina: Hello! What's your name?
Sam!: I'm Sam!
Christina: Oh Fantastic! I'm christina
Hannah.: Hiya Sam! I'm Hannah!
Sam!: Well, I was expecting a name like "Sexy", But Hannah Will do
Hannah.: Aww, your so sweet!
Sam!: I know right?

Davina: Hannah, did you just see her. First with Andy and now Sam! Shall we meet number 8?

The Video starts and shows a very Casual Annie Smiling and Waving. "Shut up and let me go" starts playing in the background

Annie:Hiya Guys. I am Annie, and i'm 21

The Camera cuts to her audition

Annie: Well, I am just your average kind of girl. I hate to see people upset, so will be on a mission in the house to keep everybody happy and stop arguments. People see me as a shoulder to cry on, but i don't mind

The Camera Cuts to Annie Smiling

Annie: i think, and hope, that with my kindness and natuaral ability to be liked, i can go on and win it. But if I don't then I don't mind, it is only a game and i would have made some new friends

The video stops and Annie steps out of the car, wearing very casual clothes and her hair down. The Audience go mad for her, cheering and screaming. Hardly anyone is booing. She walks Shyly onto the stairs, waving at the audience and grinning cheekily. She smiles and waves as she enters the house, the audience still full of cheers

Annie: Blimey that was scary!
She walks down the stairs and into the house
Annie: Hiya guys! What are all of your names?
Sam!: I'm Sam!
Harry.: Harry! Nice to Meet you!
Andy: Hiya Love, I'm Andy
Lauren: Hey Darling, I'm Lauren, Wow! You're so Pretty! What is your name?
Annie: Aww thanks Love, I'm Annie
Hannah.: Oh, Lauren stop trying to act all nicey nice around everyone!
Lauren: What?
Hannah.: You know what. See Annie, she called me Fake! Well she can hardly say much
Christina: Guys, Guys! Come on! i am sure she was only joking, cmon people, lets not ruin launch night!
Lauren: Well, she started it!
Annie: Aww Guys, Please dont argue. Come on, we want a happy house! Just both start fresh, okay
Hannah.: Spose...

Davina: Oh my god! i don't think this has ever happened on a launch night! Arguments already! Shall we throw in another?

The video starts and DamonJ jumps into view. He is wearing a pink top and very short fluffy shorts. The song "Radar" starts

DamonJ: Hiya Girls, guys and Gays, I am Damon

Cuts to Damon in auditions

DamonJ: Well, i am the complete Package. I Am entertaining, Funny, Bitchy, Sexy and Gay!
Big Brother: Are you now Damon?
DamonJ: Well Duuh? Anyway, as i was saying. I Love getting into arguments and showing people who is boss. I Love music, Especially Britney, Gawwd she is just a star, the Queen of pop!
Big Brother: The queen of Pop?
DamonJ: Do NOT even say Madonna, Eurgh. She should die. No, Britney is the queen of Pop, not that scabby old ******

Cuts to Damon jumping around

DamonJ: I know i am going to win, you just watch me. Girls will love me, Guys will love me and Gays will love me. Literally. Mwah!

The Video stops and Damon Gets out of the car. He is wearing a pink Headband, a tight Orange Top and tight Green skinny jeans. The audience Boo Him like Mad, but he smiles and sends air Kisses to them. He Pouts to the cameras ann walks up the stairs into the house, waving at the booing audience all the way

DamonJ: Good God that was stunning. Ahh, they hate me!
He walks into the house and screams
DamonJ: OH MY GOD! HAI GUYS!
He jumps up and down as everyone rushes towards him, giving him their names
DamonJ: Right, so, I'm Damon! Wow, this house is disgustin... Oh my god!
He Looks at Harry
DamonJ: Is that a Madonna T-shirt?
Harry.: Err Yeah! Why, do you love Madonna? I do. Oh my God she is just amazing right!
DamonJ: EW. i hate madonna, she is a mess. Nothing against you or anything? You see, I am in love with Britney!
Harry.: Oh... Fair enough? Anyway, lets not let it come between us
Harry Shakes Damons hand and they both laugh. Damon looks at Lauren
DamonJ: Wow. You're Lauren right? I have already forgotten!
Lauren: Yeah
DamonJ: You are beautiful!
Lauren: Oh, why thankyou. You have made my evening
Hannah gives Lauren a Bitchy Look
Hannah.: And I'm Hannah
She gives him a sexy Look and pouts
DamonJ: Oh. Hi Hannah
He Hugs Hannah

Davina: Phwoar, Did you see that look! Anyway, Damon seems a Handful! Should we introduce Shaun?

The Video starts and a young man stands there smiling. "Human" plays in the background

Shaun: Hi. I am Shaun

The Camera cuts to his audition

Shaun: Mememememe. I want everyone to be looking at me on launch night. You see, i am a laugh, I am fun, crazy, stupid, outgoing, Just.. Perfect! I hate people who doubt me and my personality and I like the limelight to be on me at all times. i can easily make friends but i prefer to hang out with the ladies, you see, i am Bi. I Can be bitchy, so watch out

Camera cuts to Shaun Jumping around a room

Shaun:I am only here For the Fame. Who cares about the experience. I want to have a laugh, do stupid things, meet new people and win. You see, I have it all Planned out

The Video Stops and shaun steps out of the car. He is wearing a Baggy jumper and Jeans. He Jumps up and down the Walkway, screaming. The audience are booing him. He laughs as he runs up the stairs and back down, waving at the audience. He finally stops at the top and walks in

Shaun: God, that was scary!
He walks into the house
Shaun: Hi People!
He introduces himself to everybody and they introduce themselves back
Shaun: Wow, Crates. How Boring
Everyone Laughs. Shaun walks off into a corner with MarkWaldorf
Shaun: They all seem really nice!
MarkWaldorf: Yeah, well we already have a bit of a rivalary
Shaun: Really? Who?
MarkWaldorf: Lauren and hannah. Lauren said her boobs were faker than hers!
Shaun: No Way!
MarkWaldorf: Yeah! But i think it was only a nice gesture. You can see they have both had work done. They have so much in common really. Lauren seems a bit nicer though. Hannah seems to be going off with Sam and And from what I can see she quite likes Andy Too. See the three of them over there? Anyway, who can blame the guys
Shaun: Obviously! She is rather beautiful.
MarkWaldorf: Hannah came up to me just before you cam in and said that she thinks Lauren is just a fake. i am not really sure on Hannah?
Shaun: eurgh, what a bitch. She is one we have to look out for!

Davina Wow! The housemates are already taking Sides! From the looks of it Markus, Shaun and Christina anre taking Laurens side, Andy and Sam are taking Hannah's side. And Harry, Annie and Damon are stuck in the middle! I wonder where the next housemate will go?

The Video Starts and shows Siasiasia standing, smiling. The Song "Not Fair" starts playing

SiaSiaSia: Watch out guys, Sia is in the house
She laughs

Camera Cuts to her audition

SiaSiaSia: Well, Some people Call me weird, but they are weird themselves if they think that. Yes I am unique, but I am happy with being like that. I believe in Karma and would like a peaceful house, but i can be quite argumentative when I have had a drink or two?
Big Brother: How Argumentative Sia?
SiaSiaSia: Oh, Very
She Laughs

Cut to Sia meditating

SiaSiaSia: People don't like my style, but you know what, **** them!

The video stops and Sia gets out of the car wearing a long dress. The audience are split, some are booing, some are cheering. She walks across the walkway quite swiftly and holds up her peace fingers to the audience. She smiles as she walks up the stairs and waves one last time before going into the house

SiaSiaSia: Wow, that was amazing
She enters the house. Everyone runs up to her and they all introduce themselves
SiaSiaSia: Anyway, i Believe in Karma and hope we can have a peaceful house
Some People Snigger and look at Lauren and Hannah. They all start talking again, mainly about where they are all from. Hannah walks up to Lauren
Hannah.: Lauren, can I have a word, Alone?
Lauren: Err, Yeah, fine
They Walk over to the back of the room
Hannah.: Look, I just want to say I am sorry. I went a bit over the top. Can we start fresh?
Lauren: Yeah! And i'm sorry too, I shouldn't have been so rude to you
They hug
Lauren: Well, that's a relief
Hannah.: I know, I think we are going to get on really. We seem to have a lot in common
They laugh and hannah walks back to Sam and Andy
Andy: What Where you talking to her about?
Hannah.: Oh, I told her I was sorry and asked to start a new leaf
Sam!: That's Good! At Least you two can be friends now
Hannah.: Ermm, Don't be stupid. I only did it so hopefully I will get one less nomination. Like I would want to be friends with that bitch!

Davina: Huh! Did Hannah just talk about nominations? uh oh! Wow, this launch night has been brilliant so far! Join me after the break for more of the action!

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There should be one more part, maybe two, And then I will start on the highlights. Hopefully by Tuesday I will have caught up and everything will be on time. You see i am a bit behind at the moment :S But It will all be okay!