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Stu 04-06-2009 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shaun
Faggart - Scottish homophobic detectives run riot.
Win.

Harry! 04-06-2009 06:47 PM

Cok's Fashion Fix - Style for your privates.

Z 04-06-2009 06:51 PM

Teen Years Younger - Extreme makeover program where saggy women are transformed into teenagers.
Stop Gear - A program about road safety, driving slowly and how to go about getting your MOT done, and forbids modifying your car and driving fast.
Hoose Women - A program about Scottish housewives who bitch and moan about their lives; starring our very own lili (cheap shot! cheap shot!)

Stu 04-06-2009 06:57 PM

Faulty Mowers - Educational DIY show with a comedic twist.

Bollyoaks - This week, Shaman is desperate to keep her affair with Limfau a secret, but will the evil Anam Baralaku ruin the pairs romantic getaway in Essex?

One Foot In The Rave - Victor Meldrew discovers 'Smack My Bitch Up'. You wont BELIEVE it.

Hash In The Attic - Indoor gardening pursuits.

Shaun 04-06-2009 07:02 PM

ROFL @ One Foot in the Rave & Hash In The Attic :love:
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Clog It! - Dutch specialist show follows footwear enthusiasts' pursuits.

S&M:TV - Revived kids show takes a sinister new twist.

Ready Steady Cock! - Two amateur pornstars have 20 minutes to set the scene and film. Who'll win, red dildos or green rabbits?

Dom:D 04-06-2009 07:03 PM

Super ******

Z 04-06-2009 07:06 PM

Casually - The doctors and nurses just can't be bothered.

Stu 05-06-2009 01:21 PM

I am going to shamelessly bump one of my own threads for the first time ever. Cant let this hillarity get lost in the BB storm of threads.

ange7 05-06-2009 02:05 PM

this is an epic thread
my fav was "mock the meek".
the tag line should have been..
A zany religious game show where Christians are surprised by randomly appearing crowds who gather to laugh and jeer "there is no god". ( hello channel 4 producers!!)

lily. 05-06-2009 02:12 PM

Zee: For your 'hoose women' gag, I'm no longer purchasing the box-set of Greg's Anatomy.. :P

Some good 'uns on here:

linkage

Fom 05-06-2009 02:14 PM

Im a celebrity get me out of her

Stu 05-06-2009 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lili
Zee: For your 'hoose women' gag, I'm no longer purchasing the box-set of Greg's Anatomy.. :P

Some good 'uns on here:

linkage
Yeah, thats where I got them from. My other dacent forum :laugh:.

lily. 05-06-2009 02:19 PM

ahh.. haha.. What's yer username on there?

Stu 05-06-2009 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lili
ahh.. haha.. What's yer username on there?
Toilet Duck. It's forums like UKFF that make me feel too Ross Kemp for this place sometimes. Most people on this site would be eaten alive over their.

andyman 05-06-2009 02:28 PM

The Big Bong Theory.
Family Gay.

Great thread!

:bigsmile:

Stu 05-06-2009 02:48 PM

Had a quick look through a telly guide their. Some of these might have been done but my memory is shocking so whatever...



Suppernunny - Sister Audrina Brenard fights off crime from the evil free speech sydnicate, in the name of
the lord.

Joey 101 - Friends favourite Joey reaches out to his core demographic.


Emmerdave - The home of witty soap.


Countdowns - The letters are E, L, E, P, H, A, N & T. On your marks, get set, slow!


A Place In The Bun - Yeah.


Dr. Phit - A mainstay of the chav televisual diet. Join the bordering-on-the-homophobic Dr. Phit as he plunges his syringe into the lovely nurses. Nah nah nahiiii!


The OK Top 40 Singles Chart - A realistic, and very generous, description of the musical 'treats' that lay within.


Sky News : Live At Five : It's the pop reunion concert of the century you thought you would never see, with Adam Boulton.


Pokamom : Theirs peekathroughs. And pokaballs. Perfect father and son bonding experience.


TI : Stephen Fry hosts the seminal quiz show that is all about living your life. Eh-ay, eh-ay, eh-ay!

Shaun 05-06-2009 02:59 PM

Home and Agay - Sitcom based around a conservative family who are shocked to find their foreign exchange-student is a Portuguese rent boy.

Smeggheads - Someone please give CJ some knobwash.

Being Heman - Behind-the-scenes documentary following everybody's favourite cartoon hero.

The Moobs - Low-budget kids entertainment show, with larger men drawing faces on their chests.

Stu 05-06-2009 03:03 PM

Breaking the rule on number two, but who cares. Red Dwarf reference = win. The Moobs is one of the best ones so far. You have a natural talent for this!

ange7 05-06-2009 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shaun
Home and Agay - Sitcom based around a conservative family who are shocked to find their foreign exchange-student is a Portuguese rent boy.

Smeggheads - Someone please give CJ some knobwash.

Being Heman - Behind-the-scenes documentary following everybody's favourite cartoon hero.

The Moobs - Low-budget kids entertainment show, with larger men drawing faces on their chests.
lol if only you could do being hymen
......
42 - just like 24 but for dyslexics
23 - just like 24 but with daylight savings accounted for
bag brother - just like big brother but all the ugly one's have paper bags on their heads.
bog brother - an Orwellian dystopia set in a sewerage works.

Fom 05-06-2009 03:15 PM

Toast (Coast)

andyman 05-06-2009 03:15 PM

Dickinson's Rear Deal.

New Pricks.

Prison Freak.

Big Cook Little Cock.

Are You Bing Perved.

Fireman Pam.

GhettoSuperstar 05-06-2009 03:18 PM

Dyker Grove - a youth club for the lesbians of Newcastle.

ange7 05-06-2009 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by andyman
Dickinson's Rear Deal.

New Pricks.

Prison Freak.

Big Cook Little cock.

Are You Bing Perved.

Fireman Pam.
"Big Cook Little cock."
screen play by Tana Ramsay

Stu 05-06-2009 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ange7
Quote:

Originally posted by andyman
Dickinson's Rear Deal.

New Pricks.

Prison Freak.

Big Cook Little cock.

Are You Bing Perved.

Fireman Pam.
"Big Cook Little cock."
screen play by Tana Ramsay
She is busy working on Channel 4 racing. Number 8 in the stripes. Estranged Truffel.

Z 07-06-2009 01:50 PM

The Gimpsons - the yellow skin isn't natural; really the whole town are wearing gimp suits, and let's just say 'detention' takes on a whole other meaning in Springfield...

Mouth Park - Dentists take over the production of the classic South Park, and rename Kenny to Plaque: "Oh my God they killed Plaque!" cue cheesy theme tune.

Come Dine With Men - A sexist spin off of the TV show.
Come Mine With Me - Because mine shafts smell! Ew!
Rome Dine With Me - Come Dine With Me goes to Italy.
Come Dine Sith Me - Come Dine With Me goes intergalactic.

Celebrity Wife Slap - Bringing domestic abuse back '09! Woohoo yeah! Beer! Tits! England!

Deal Or No Meal - You WILL take what's offered to you.


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