Awww these are good. Still hate him though.

"I've worn my special eviction night jumper to tell you I love you"

*shudders*

Does anyone remember the Thumb quote exactly what he said?

I have five friends in the house like my fingers.

even though i dont like him i must admit the stuff he comes out with is soooooo funny

Without your thumb finger you cann`t do anything Think thats it.

New quotes from Sree. They've also been added to the op:

"Can I talk with you a personal thing?"
"You can slap on me if I say anything wrong"
"In this house I'm not at all ready for any relationship with anyone"
"Honestly, I'm speaking you, I do fancy you"
"At this initial stage, what I'm gonna say... I will keep it to myself, you keep it to yourself."
"I have professional certificates in dancing"
"You know I'm a good dancer"
"Shake and bake"
"All good in the hood"
"You're like one of a flower in my rose garden"
" I have met five golden people here, like my five fingers. Noirin is my thumbfinger."
"Look at the dimples. God is crazy you know."

how many women in the world smile like that

Your like a flower in your rose garden

he's comedy gold:colour::colour:

Any new quotes from tonight's show?

I think I remember one:

"Respect is not an Asda product to go and buy"

The other night didn't he say somthing about 'flowers in his bucket'?

To Freddie?

"please..save her!"

and im new here so hello:blush2:

They got no clue when they wake in the morning to do good things

Sorry Madgame forgot to say hello and welcome

Sree's quotes are so funny!

What did he say tonight that was funny?

Keep them coming. Classic thread. I am starting to use the phrase 'shut your face' in life way too much.

i love it when he says"shut your face" or"i say it on your face":laugh3:

What did he say to Marcus tonight? I really want to know!

What did he say to Marcus about being a cleaner.

It was rude, but I laughed!

'Apart from the supid behaviour from Norren I like everything' lol

'Sit next to someone stinky ****ing poos'
"Do you ever wash your teeth"

LOL

Something about mouth wash was highly amusing.

'Take your flip flops off and slap them on your face' Best one tonight!