His mum probably wants a lend of some:joker:

ew gross.

Its Marcus we're talking about so anything could happen:tongue:

:elephant:

Im sure Marcus knows his way around the internet. I can just imagine him making innapropriate posts/comments on a site like this. IF not this site.

:joker: he probably come hunt us down now

marcus_perv
that's his name :dance:

Marcus the gobshite more like

He uses the f word too much as well. But he does talk some sense. However, I still think his feet smell like rancid cheese. :flower:

PART 2 OF THE TOPIC: CLUBBING WITH MARCUS?
 

baring in mind how funny this could be to watch. No doubt this stud would be in his element.

*dances over to a girl*
hey babe, you need a seeing to.
*girl dances away*

I can't imagine Marcus in a club. Unless it was a heavy metal night at the local metaler's pub.

You see i thought this but he said something the other day that gave me the impression he wasn't even that in to metal if at all. Theres a chance HE JUST LOOKS LIKE THAT. :rolleyes:

Okay, cool, he can look like what he wants, but that pony tail does make him look like a bit of a dodgy metal fan :spin2:

Baby i stick my thing in a Blender for you and after that i give you a good seen too:joker:

loololl.

he wine and dine you with fish and chips and some cheap cider in a field

I agree he should look how he wants to. Just a little shocked there's no inspiration from music there. :shrug: I must be wrong.

i would obviously fall for that, so romantic.
yup- nightmare for sure.

LOL!!!

Stefani -
LMAO!!!

You are both so right :laugh2:

lmaolmaolmao, tonight on the forum has actually been a blast :dance:

He bring you back to his mothers but you have to climb the drainpipe to his room cause his mother wont let him have girls home:joker:

marcus darling, be home for 6 for your tea.
be a good boy, and don't take your barbies out! :bigsmile:

I can imagine one of his lines being "first we dine, and then your mine".

Mummy can i have some pocket money to buy some sweeties