Who are you talking to? Roderigo?

I would sit on Marcus' lap for a few cans of guinness, but them again I am a complete male slag

Oh please!! A half a can of cider to sit on Marcus's knee so he can feel her up.....wouldn't do it for a barrel of it!!

thankyou for restoring my faith in women

Well, considering I dont have a sister your entire hypothesis fails on it's most primary level.

If I did, however, and she was out drinking with her mates, I would fully expect her to get up to such antics. I have done in the past. I have witnessed people do it in the past. Sitting on someones lap for a half a can of cider? Sure, Marcus may be a bit old for that carry on, and his lust for Noirin may be a bit too much, but the act itself is juvenile and innocent. People in clubs, fields and front rooms have been doing it for as long as their fingers were able to open a fucking can.

I think its an obscene way to conduct yourself...if a girl sat on my lap for alcohol i would hit her

Hey, kids, lets play a game of SPOT THE CONTRADICTION!

How about playing a game of Spot the person is most like Marcus on this thread!!:eureka:

stu...trying to be all clever in this thread with his nonsense theories

Nonsense theories? Your trying to uphold some sort of moral standard and then you said you would hit a woman. And I pointed out your contradiction.

Thats not cleverness or theory related, it's common sense fucking sense. Jesus H. Christ.

we are here for fun and big bro discussion

Stu you get very angry when people disagree with you

Your the one who started posting on the debate of moral fucking fabric. I pointed out your flaws and contradictions. And now your trying to distance yourself.

Hitting woman, for me at least, falls into neither 'Big Bro discussion' nor 'Fun'. Not sure about you.

Im debating, now can you please get over it? Your like a monkey on my back! Why dont you speak to the moron who is saying he is offended by lap sitting, yet would hit a woman? Not the guy telling him off!

This is from the same member, BTW, who called various forum members 'Bandwagon jumpers' and 'Sheep' just because they did not agree with his views on certain housemates.

is your rant over:shocked:

Well your essentialy goading me into it. If your going to make a post of course I am going to say something back. See I am able to talk and actualy respond to the points people have made in their posts, and dont rely on one liners, a series of capitalised letters, or smileys to get me through :thumbs:.

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dont reply to him mate...he feeds off attention..

Stu the hate i get from you and your smart ass debates when anyone differs from your point of view is shot down or even slagged off like a child, makes everything you say BS. Your preachy i'm mr right your Mr wrong attitude makes me wonder are you only hating for a joke or do you seriously belive you are right everytime you come on?

spot on mate....he complains about people on here then writes ****ing essays afterwards

Spot on matr, sitting on somrones lap? nothing!!"

it is if you let anyone touch you up:laugh2:

And by the same token, by saying I am wrong, your saying you are right all the time. Thus you are, by proxy, guily of everything you have just accused me of.

How much more simpler can I break it down for you? YOU QUOTED ME, I DID NOT QUOTE YOU! Now if you quote someone and question their posts what do you expect back? A footrub? No! You expect back an argument like I am giving you!

Theirs no hate involved, I just like to debate and I cant fucking stand hypocrisy! What is your complaint, exactly? That I am disagreeing with a member? So you decided to hop in for some sort of shittyarsed satisfaction? What is your argument? Do you know where you are? Do you know what is going on?

Because if your calling my opinion hate, then your denying me of my opinion and translating it into a negative energy. Thereby, once again, making you guilty of everything you are accusing me of. Then when I DO try and defend myself, I get criticised for making long and angry posts? Damn right. And damn deserved, too. Your the one that is attacking me.

Now get off my damn back, man.