::dance2: lmao

Have a Newcastle Night-life themed week. Dress them all in white stilletos and micro-skirts, and give them an open bar during the evening - maybe two people have to be sober each night to man the bar, serve cocktails etc. Doesn't matter if they're hung over during the day coz we can't see them puking and sleeping anyway. The nighttime LF will be way more interesting. Something entertaining always occurs when you up the alcohol.

LOL! I agree :thumbs::thumbs::thumbs:

Also they should sack the producers and Let the public decide the tasks for the entire time they are in the house.

Also Housemates should be immediately sent to another house if they break the rules. And face eviction...

just ideas to gain more viewers

Also call the show off next year and bring it back the following. :tongue::wink:

Measure the house's total water consumption for one week.
Then tell them that they need to halve it the next week to get their food.
Imagine the rows over washing,teeth cleaning, washing-up,showers, flushing etc etc.
It would be good "green" propaganda.

Have big brother every two years.

Possibly my favorite suggestion yet.

Hewman your right

Or move it to E4

Why move it to E4?

Seconded.
Ketamine in their water isn't an all too disappointing idea either...

I would have all housemates watch nominations in the sitting room on the monitor. No one is permitted to speak. If they do, they are given a yellow card. A second offense would be a red card. A red card will automatically put that housemate up for eviction. If they survive, the cards are removed. A yellow card carries over from week to week. Also, limit nominations to five minutes per person and show them live on Sunday or Monday night.

Take it back to basics. Quit with the being able to win tokens if they sneeze correctly or breathe. If they fail the weekly task they fail it. END OF! No winning tokens in the mean time. It's basic rations!

When they do actually get alcohol give them enough to get drunk. Not just slightly merry (if even that)

Saw style games :devil:
A coloseum built in the back yard and daily games.Just imagine (in a geordie accent) day 23 and marcus is scooping up lisa's entrails after last nights row.

Deathmatches!

If we start with George Smug Lamb and see how many viewers that attracts, then we can move onto Chavina, I'd watch!:thumbs:

Live feed. Bb should listen to the people more. Conduct focus groups and see what people loved about the show.

Get the chickens back.

put me in, i'd add 7 million viewers

Ten minutes... Hmm. Take out every single one of the current hm's and replace with an entertaining bunch, doubt anything they did with the lot in there the now could improve it much :rolleyes:

let the house mates see who's nominating who each week

this is EXACTLY what i was thinking. :laugh:

Take it off C4.

Infact, take it off TV.

Build a BB house on a scrat of land in international waters, ship out a global set of 30 contestants for 3 months, give them complete freedom to set up their own government and rules. Reduce Big Brother to just being the provider of resources such as food, and the giver of tasks to earn that resource.

Let them treat each other as they wish and broadcast it all vis the net 24/7, giving the viewer complete control over which camera they watch at any given time, allowing users to compile their own 'HL shows'.