Thanks for posting that up, ROB. :thumbs:

I have to agree with Paul, in that this most recent eviction was eerily similar to last year's when Bubble went, right down to the reactions of the other housemates.

And Helen doesn't like Tim much, that's blatantly obvious. :laugh: Well, she has got 'exceedingly good taste' in men, hasn't she? :love:

Paul and Helen\'s column 30.6.02
 

Here is what they have to say today:

HELEN
Well, I was sorry to see Sophie go. She may not have been the most scintillatingperson in the house, but she was a nice person. And - let's be honest - the house could really do with a few nice people.

I've been shocked by Jade and Adele's constant bitching. That's definitely been the low point for me this week. It's all been so nasty.

I really hope Alex, who I believe is a sweet person, is not going to get too caught up with them.

Jade is simply not a nice girl. I'd like to see her OUT! And as for her hint that she did have sex with yucky PJ. Ohmigod, what a silly girl!

She even had the cheek to refer to sex as "stuff" - the code word Paul and I used! :shocked:

Adele is showing a meaner side too. She has a game plan and, while I believe Alex is 100 percent genuine in his flirting with her, I don't think she is genuine. She'll just try anything to stay in the house. I suspect the terrible twosome will turn on Kate next and she might crack.

She's been having a tough time recently, stuck on the poor side with Terrible Tim. I don't like him either - he never gave poor Sophie a chance.

But the funniest moment last week came when he was caught shaving off his ginger chest hair. Ugh!

There was so much gloom this week, so thank goodness for the ballroom dancing task. I loved that, I did.

The costumes reminded me of what I used to wear for my disco dancing competitions. But most of all it was nice to see the housemates having a laugh for once.
More tasks please, Big Brother!

PAUL:
Welcome to the house of doom. I cant't think of one thing that has happened this week to make me laugh. There's certainly nothing funny about Jade and Adele's behaviour in the house. It's appalling.

Jade is a nasty piece of work. She's been my low point all week, but sometime in the not to distant future she's going to give me a high point.

I can't wait for her to come out - man, she's going to get so many boos! That may be a hard thing to say but, sorry, I think she deserves it.

She and Adele were just awful to Sophie, who was harmless. Jade's being a bully in that house and thinks she is getting away with it. But while she's a big fish in a small pond now, it's just not going to be the same once she's back out in the real world.

I used to like Adele. Funny how your opinions can change so dramatically!

I now think she's manipulative in a clever but sneaky way. And those little laughs she does to egg Jade on are horrible. But I reckon their bullying will backfire on them.

In a strange way, them being mean to Sophie did her a favour. At first she wasn't popular with the public - the way she behaved with or without Lee was embarassing and a bit sad.

But she got a really good reception when she came out. Everyone felt sorry for her because Jade, Adele and Tim had been so nasty.

Tim is also about to provide me with a high point.
In about nine days time.
When his ginger roots start coming through. Can't wait to see the reaction of the other housemates.

Yes, nine days to G-Day and it's going to be absolutely hilarious.

Thanks, again, ROB. It's really kind of you to type this up for us every week.

I agree with Helen and Paul 100%.

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thanx rob!!!!
 

i agree with them both this week....i think the whole country would as well


it is a cheek for jade to use the word "stuff"--how pathetic and stupid can u get????

jade is one of those slappers at nightclubs who start arguments and fights and runs around squawking...horrible!

7.7.02
 

Here's this weeks offering from Paul and Helen:
HELEN

I've enjoyed Big Brother so much this week. There's been nothing but high points for me.

It all started with there being four people up for nomination - although we all knew it was going to be a two girl race.

Half of me wanted Jade to go - but half was feeling sorry for her because she was given a really tough time outside the house.

But I really did want Adele to be voted out. She thought she was playing the game very cleverly, setting Jade up for the chop.

Another high this week was the puppet show - they really put their all into it. I thought Kate was hysterical when she imitated Davina. I'm really starting to warm to Kate. I couldn't believe she got any nominations after she lost her place on the rich side by volunteering to answer a question in a gamble to get the bars lifted.
Mind you, if she hadn't she'd have been stuck with arrogant Tim all week!

PAUL:
I thought Adele would be going early on this week. And as soon as I knew, I started to feel really sorry for her.

This time, because there's no story line BB3 will be remembered for the bitching. That's obviously the way the producers are editing it.

But it turns viewers against people. So yet another housemate left to a chorus of boos.

Still, at last Big Brother is starting to introduce more tasks for the housemates - so at least this week we had something else to watch apart from the sniping.

I didn't think much of the puppet show - but I thought the puppets were hilarious. Caricatures always are.

Kate has started to come out of her shell and has been entertaining this week. I couldn't belive Tim's reason for nominating her: "Because she smokes."

More like: " I am nominating Kate because I fancy her....and she doesn't fancy me", Tim!


So, not all agreement between P&H this week then! Nice to know they still have their individual thoughts on things, like the puppet show.

I think Paul has a good point about Tim's reasons for nominating kate. Although I always suspected that he may have nominated Helen in the first week last year for a similar reason!

Not that he would have done it knowingly of course, because Paul Clarke is a prince amongst men!

BHLCS :love::love::love:

You know something, R.O.B.? I always wondered about that! :thumbs:

do u think helen has forgiven him 4 nominating her?
i bet a lot of grovelling went on !!!

:laugh:On Rich and Famous, Paul said something about it, and Helen said, 'Do you want another punch?' she obviously gave him a few whacks til she forgave him!:joker::dance::joker:

REALLY?

TELL ME MORE?

This week: 14TH JULY 2002
 

This week's views by Paul and Helen:


HELEN:

It was so obvious PJ had to go. He's such a lad.

He seemed to think women will drop at his feet and that he'll snog someone like Natalie Imbruglia next week. It makes me cringe.

Jade's strip made me cringe too.

I don't care how drunk she was, she shouldn't have gone that far. If I was in the house I'd have stopped her.

I was a bit disappointed in Kate.

She should have pulled her aside and said "Do you realise what you're doing?"

Jade should have stopped when she got down to her bra and pants.

The task of choosing who went up for eviction kept me gripped. It was the best they's done.

Tim has got to go. He thinks he's so cool but I think he's arrogant.

When he was in the Diary Room saying what a nice person he was, I thought: "You wait until you get out."


PAUL:

This week's been all right after a few negative ones. I think it's because people have stopped running around and screaming.

Now there are fewer people, they start needing each other more.

The producers messed up pitting the housemates against each other on opposite sides of the bars. I couldn't believe it when they were given a football table as a reward for cleaning the house.

I was like: "Are you having a laugh?" We never got anything like that.

They had enough money to buy a running machine. We didn't even have enough money to buy a Cornetto.*

They definitely don't have it as tough as we did. I'm always watching them eat fry-ups. We made do with apples.

That's why Kate and Adele have put on weight. While I was in the house I lost a stone.

It was nice PJ didn't get booed when he came out. But people forget that he took advantage of Jade.

Her striptease was great television. But someone should have stopped her.

I'm still hoping Alex or Jonny will win.
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*Hey, but you managed to have some fun a year ago today with an economy choc-ice Paul!


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Hey, listen I know it's sad that I keep linking to last year.

As someone has been known to say before:

"Arrest me, I'm really, really guilty!"


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Actually Kate *did* try to stop her, and even gave her a towel to cover herself up with. She said: "when blokes get naked, it's funny, when women do, it isn't funny."
But Jade was so hammered she just pushed her aside and after a while Kate gave up.

I agree with Paul :thumbs: they seem to get a lot more on this years bb food wise and treats wise they have also let them write all over the walls in the grotto :shocked: last year they would have got told of for this!:shocked:

That choc-ice fight was THE sexiest moment in BB history, ROB.

Remind us all you like.

:love::love::love::love:

No need for me to type it up this week folks, the NOTW kindly put it online.


I would think that will be it from Paul and Helen for now. :bawling::bawling: I know it's not great journalism, but it pays the mortgage!

I think they're just about as uncertain as we are about who will win!


For the lazy, heres the whole article:

MAKING A SPLASH: Helen reckons Jade is great, but will be voted out next

FAVOURITE: Big Brother joker Jonny

CONTENDER: But Kate will be pipped


HOPEFUL: Alex could still clean up


The Good, the Bad and the Cuddly


BIG Brother's cuddly Jade Goody had last year's star Helen Adams in an almighty tizz yesterday.

Helen thinks the blonde from Bermondsey can be blinkin' marvellous... but is also positive she's going to be the next eviction.

Welsh wonder Helen even reckons the 21-year-old was in the running for the £70,000 top prize. But she says Jade ruined everything during the Seventies' Party argument last Wednesday.

Trouble flared after a FIVE HOUR binge, when Alex began goading Jade...and they ended up having an almighty row.

Helen, 23, said: "Jade has done well, but after that argument she's blown it. She will be evicted.

"During the argument I kept thinking, 'Shut up'. OK, it was funny because she was getting so wound up by Alex, but she did go on and on.

Funny

"But I do like her...when she's not drunk, gobbing off or stripping!"

Helen and housemate Paul Clarke, 24, gripped the nation when they fell in love on Big Brother 2 last year.

And it has lasted — they have now set up home together in Hertfordshire. Here are their views on the Big Brother climax.

HELEN'S VERDICT:

'I would really like to see Kate win but I don't think she will, because it's teenage girls and housewives who are the ones who do the voting. I can't see a teenage boy picking up the phone because he really fancies Kate.

But I can see a housewife looking at Jonny, saying, ‘he's a hunky fireman' and voting.

I think he will be the winner. Alex also had a good chance but I think the argument with Jade cost him second place.

He's good looking so he will get a lot of votes from the girls, but he has been so grumpy. It was funny the way he took the mickey out of Jade during that argument, but apart from that he's been a real misery.

He's been grumpy since PJ left and that's a bit of a turn off. A lot of people have said to me that Jonny can't win it because he hasn't done anything, he's just sunbathed and enjoyed himself. But that's what it's all about. That's why I'm going for him.

I would be very shocked if the last two were boys. It's been a boy and a girl who were the last out for the past two years and I think it will be the same again.

That's why my last two out of the house, after what has been happening this week, will be Kate and Jonny.

Kate and Jonny look to me as though they have decided to have a good time and aren't taking Big Brother seriously. And I've warmed to them because of that.'


PAUL'S VERDICT:

'It will be close, but Jonny will be the winner. Jade will be the next off, third is either Kate or Alex.

But I think Kate could pip Alex. It's a really hard one because Alex has been up for nomination three times already.

He's got a really big following and he did beat Spencer, so as I say it's a toss up between him and Kate.

Enjoy

But if I had to go for one of them as runner-up, it would be Kate.

Now they've just got to enjoy themselves and chill out for this last week, because they won't do anything like it again.

Jonny, Kate and Alex have all been strong contenders. But I think Alex's relationship with Tim has brought him down.

I think he was a contender to win but his chances are a lot slimmer because he was so friendly with Tim. One thing I am sure of, is that Jade isn't going to win it. She can't. If she does it will be terrible. The winner has to be a role model and she just isn't.

Kate's got stronger as the weeks have gone by.

And you can see the compassionate side to Jonny, too, which is why I am predicting they will be first and second.

Alex has told Kate how he's had to hold his tongue during some of the rows and it makes you realise what a nice guy he is.

Knowing that it's girls who vote on Big Brother, I suppose Alex could still pull it off.'


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Bye bye Paul, bye bye Helen. Now go and get married for goodness sake and have babies!


:thumbs:

You know it makes sense!

Thanks, once again, ROB.

As you say, they're not really sure who is going to win this year and neither am I, athough, after last night's frolics, I'm warming towards Alex again.

It's not a hanging offence, Oldgit. :laugh:

At least they're agreed that Jade will be fourth and I think they're right about that but you never know!!

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Cheers rob again you have took your time out to put what helen and paul think for those who cant be bothered buying notw! Thanks!! :colour::colour::colour::colour::colour::colour::c olour:

Lets all hope that kate wins!!! :laugh:

GACo :devil:

I am hoping we get one more column with them giving their opinion on who wins or even better what they really think of this year's BB.

Still I am with you ROB = nows the time to tie the knot and produce lots of little Pauls and Helens Ah!!!!!!!!!

Depends who is making the rules...

Seriously, though, I thought Alex was a lot better last night, because he had no choice but to throw his lot in with "the Jonny crew". So, now he is enjoying himself, he must realise what an idiot he has been for the previous 8 weeks.

Still, it must be shock to his Mummy and Daddy, and all those others who think that Alex is a nice boy who doesn't get drunk and start chasing the girls round the pool and taking off their bikinis, eh?

:laugh::laugh::spin2::spin2::laugh::laugh:

I CANT FIND IT ON THEIR WEBSITE?

CAN N E OF U?

Hi cc100 :wavey:

If you click on THIS LINK it'll take you to the article on the NOTW website.

It's exactly the same as what ROB has already posted, and unfortunately no pics of P&H either. :bawling:

WERE THEY NOT IN THIS WEEK?

Nope :bawling: