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setanta 03-08-2009 01:58 AM
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Originally posted by Jayson
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Originally posted by setanta
Do you have the one where he says to Tom: "You're not all that and a bag of potato chips"?

Or the one where he says something like, "the viewers at home must be praying that the house gets hit by a meteorite cuz all we're doing is moaning and whinging"... something like that anyway.
Have added the second one, already have the first :thumbs:
I don't know if I got the second one bang on, but I think it's close enough to what was said. It was on livefeed so you'll have to take my word for it. lol.

Jayson 03-08-2009 02:03 AM
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Originally posted by setanta
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Originally posted by Jayson
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Originally posted by setanta
Do you have the one where he says to Tom: "You're not all that and a bag of potato chips"?

Or the one where he says something like, "the viewers at home must be praying that the house gets hit by a meteorite cuz all we're doing is moaning and whinging"... something like that anyway.
Have added the second one, already have the first :thumbs:
I don't know if I got the second one bang on, but I think it's close enough to what was said. It was on livefeed so you'll have to take my word for it. lol.
I trust you. Now take my hand.

[/titanic]

ElProximo 03-08-2009 03:10 AM
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Originally posted by NONESHALLPASS
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Originally posted by Jayson
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Originally posted by ElProximo
This really is a great idea. It says a lot about Marcus and I believe a psychiatrist would be interested in this data.
Its all talk.
It really does show up the intellectual hypocrisy and contrast the talk-to-character disparity.
When you put them altogether you are 'hearing' what must be this superhero/supervillain who just marched in, kicked ass, took names, bitchslapped BB and then urinated draft beer on the face of all the little turds that didn't jump fast enough.
Which is really a projection of Marcus fears and how he hates to see himself (which is actually his fathers view of himself).

Fascinating stuff!

and I'd also love to see a list of the contradictory and meandering long excuses/self-aggrandizing complaints he would go on in his incredible sulk talks with Noirin or Tom etc.
Those would be worth saving for later therapy sessions. Seriously.
You actually bored me.
Yes it bored me too lol
Yes because it was a realistic description of Marcus in the BB House.
Not your fantasy ones where you exaggerate 'awesomeness' in painting toys at Mums house.

Bored?
Good.. well that is how the rest of us feel watching Marcus make fake superhero one-liners he doesn't actually live by.
Good.
Wallow in it.

NONESHALLPASS 03-08-2009 03:15 AM
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Originally posted by ElProximo
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Originally posted by NONESHALLPASS
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Originally posted by Jayson
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Originally posted by ElProximo
This really is a great idea. It says a lot about Marcus and I believe a psychiatrist would be interested in this data.
Its all talk.
It really does show up the intellectual hypocrisy and contrast the talk-to-character disparity.
When you put them altogether you are 'hearing' what must be this superhero/supervillain who just marched in, kicked ass, took names, bitchslapped BB and then urinated draft beer on the face of all the little turds that didn't jump fast enough.
Which is really a projection of Marcus fears and how he hates to see himself (which is actually his fathers view of himself).

Fascinating stuff!

and I'd also love to see a list of the contradictory and meandering long excuses/self-aggrandizing complaints he would go on in his incredible sulk talks with Noirin or Tom etc.
Those would be worth saving for later therapy sessions. Seriously.
You actually bored me.
Yes it bored me too lol
Yes because it was a realistic description of Marcus in the BB House.
Not your fantasy ones where you exaggerate 'awesomeness' in painting toys at Mums house.

Bored?
Good.. well that is how the rest of us feel watching Marcus make fake superhero one-liners he doesn't actually live by.
Good.
Wallow in it.
lol you have serious issues there :rolleyes:
It seems to me your obsession with all things marcus is upsetting you but dont worry we all like him its just that we admit it and your fighting it.
Come on now let out the love for the dark horse you know you want to. :wink:

Jayson 03-08-2009 03:28 AM
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Originally posted by ElProximo
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Originally posted by NONESHALLPASS
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Originally posted by Jayson
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Originally posted by ElProximo
This really is a great idea. It says a lot about Marcus and I believe a psychiatrist would be interested in this data.
Its all talk.
It really does show up the intellectual hypocrisy and contrast the talk-to-character disparity.
When you put them altogether you are 'hearing' what must be this superhero/supervillain who just marched in, kicked ass, took names, bitchslapped BB and then urinated draft beer on the face of all the little turds that didn't jump fast enough.
Which is really a projection of Marcus fears and how he hates to see himself (which is actually his fathers view of himself).

Fascinating stuff!

and I'd also love to see a list of the contradictory and meandering long excuses/self-aggrandizing complaints he would go on in his incredible sulk talks with Noirin or Tom etc.
Those would be worth saving for later therapy sessions. Seriously.
You actually bored me.
Yes it bored me too lol
Yes because it was a realistic description of Marcus in the BB House.
Not your fantasy ones where you exaggerate 'awesomeness' in painting toys at Mums house.

Bored?
Good.. well that is how the rest of us feel watching Marcus make fake superhero one-liners he doesn't actually live by.
Good.
Wallow in it.
To quote the dark horse, "**** off" :thumbs:

ElProximo 03-08-2009 03:52 AM
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Originally posted by Jayson
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Originally posted by ElProximo
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Originally posted by NONESHALLPASS
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Originally posted by Jayson
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Originally posted by ElProximo
This really is a great idea. It says a lot about Marcus and I believe a psychiatrist would be interested in this data.
Its all talk.
It really does show up the intellectual hypocrisy and contrast the talk-to-character disparity.
When you put them altogether you are 'hearing' what must be this superhero/supervillain who just marched in, kicked ass, took names, bitchslapped BB and then urinated draft beer on the face of all the little turds that didn't jump fast enough.
Which is really a projection of Marcus fears and how he hates to see himself (which is actually his fathers view of himself).

Fascinating stuff!

and I'd also love to see a list of the contradictory and meandering long excuses/self-aggrandizing complaints he would go on in his incredible sulk talks with Noirin or Tom etc.
Those would be worth saving for later therapy sessions. Seriously.
You actually bored me.
Yes it bored me too lol
Yes because it was a realistic description of Marcus in the BB House.
Not your fantasy ones where you exaggerate 'awesomeness' in painting toys at Mums house.

Bored?
Good.. well that is how the rest of us feel watching Marcus make fake superhero one-liners he doesn't actually live by.
Good.
Wallow in it.
To quote the dark horse, "**** off" :thumbs:

Lets see if I can do what Marcus does...
All I need to do is 'say' cool sounding 'pwnage' type of bullshit.
Hmmm okay here we go:

- Don't tell me to **** off!

- Go get your shine box.. ...bitch!

- Never dare El Proximo - you might get your wish!

- You mess with the best you die like the rest!

- I kill em all and let God sort them out later!

- If I look at you I know your inner thoughts boy!

- I have scanned a room and I own all the little ***** in it within 3 seconds and make those little ***** do what I want if I feel like it!

- Outside this forum I can beat you up and ****'n thrill over how easy it will be!

- If I want a woman I can have her - it is a question of whether or not she gets me!

- I am THE Unstoppable Force AND THE Immovable object!

- People call me 'Legendary Hawkwind'

- One finger and youre dead!

.....................
Wow this is incredibly easy. I'm making tea and did that in 30 seconds.
No different than Marcus who has 16 hours a day and a year before that to think up as many stupid 'talk' one-liners he imagines a cool hard man superhero would say.
no different.
I don't really act or subscribe or do most of those things just like Marcus does not actually do, live or carry out his shitty collection of fake gum flapping one-liners.

Tell me when I get more quotes than Marcus and see if you hypocrites will give me just as much praise?
I deserve at least as much.

Jack_ 03-08-2009 03:53 AM
the alimighty marcus shall not be beaten. here's some rock n roll for ya PMSL.

Jayson 03-08-2009 03:57 AM
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Originally posted by ElProximo
Lets see if I can do what Marcus does...
All I need to do is 'say' cool sounding 'pwnage' type of bullshit.
Hmmm okay here we go:

- Don't tell me to **** off!

- Go get your shine box.. ...bitch!

- Never dare El Proximo - you might get your wish!

- You mess with the best you die like the rest!

- I kill em all and let God sort them out later!

- If I look at you I know your inner thoughts boy!

- I have scanned a room and I own all the little ***** in it within 3 seconds and make those little ***** do what I want if I feel like it!

- Outside this forum I can beat you up and ****'n thrill over how easy it will be!

- If I want a woman I can have her - it is a question of whether or not she gets me!

- I am THE Unstoppable Force AND THE Immovable object!

- People call me 'Legendary Hawkwind'

- One finger and youre dead!

.....................
Wow this is incredibly easy. I'm making tea and did that in 30 seconds.
No different than Marcus who has 16 hours a day and a year before that to think up as many stupid 'talk' one-liners he imagines a cool hard man superhero would say.
no different.
I don't really act or subscribe or do most of those things just like Marcus does not actually do, live or carry out his shitty collection of fake gum flapping one-liners.

Tell me when I get more quotes than Marcus and see if you hypocrites will give me just as much praise?
I deserve at least as much.
Wow, they were shitter than than Will Young's greatest hits.

You really are boring. Just like your fave :thumbs:

ElProximo 03-08-2009 04:09 AM
Hira > Marcus.

here is another quote for me:

"Hira owns Marcus like he was her pet poodle!"

**** yeahhhhh... Im a LEgenD fukkerss rahhh!

Jayson 03-08-2009 04:15 AM
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Originally posted by ElProximo
Hira > Marcus.

here is another quote for me:

"Hira owns Marcus like he was her pet poodle!"

**** yeahhhhh... Im a LEgenD fukkerss rahhh!
Another **** quote, are you getting these from a kids joke book or something?

Hira has done nothing whatsoever. Marcus however, well, just look at my OP :thumbs:

ElProximo 03-08-2009 05:08 AM
I am getting these by taking Marcus quotes and just making a version, same wit and all the clever word play etc.
Count mine too lady!

ElProximo Quotes:

-Mess with me and you mess with a hurricane!

-I shoved my finger in her anus hole and she didn't say anything!

- Don't tell me to shut up! You shut up!

- I could pull a tractor with my cock!

- Once I fought 100 boxers over 4 hours and my knuckles were busted to the bones!

- Im King Shlt of Fukk Mountain!

................
If any of those are dull, stupid or childish then I suggest you try and explain what the difference is between those and Marcus quotes,
and,
Fair warning:
I may very well have mixed in some actual word-for-word Marcus quotes so decide which one of Marcus quotes you have said is stupid and no-good?

I will laugh if Sree beats the hell out of Marcus after the show.
Sree might say one of my favourite Sree quotes:
"Shut the **** up Marcus"

oh. and it was Sree saying that to Marcus in case you forgot.

Jayson 03-08-2009 06:59 AM
It'll be a long time 'til anyone gives enough of a feck to make you a thread :thumbs:

BB22 03-08-2009 08:04 AM
Talking to Bea about David:

"I'll have a word with him. If he gets lairy I'll shout at him and make him turn white."

:thumbs2:

ElProximo 03-08-2009 08:08 AM
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Originally posted by Jayson
It'll be a long time 'til anyone gives enough of a feck to make you a thread :thumbs:
I'm the only thing between this thread being alive or sailing away into oblivion.

You can add that to my awesome quotes.

Jayson 03-08-2009 08:18 AM
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Originally posted by ElProximo
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Originally posted by Jayson
It'll be a long time 'til anyone gives enough of a feck to make you a thread :thumbs:
I'm the only thing between this thread being alive or sailing away into oblivion.

You can add that to my awesome quotes.
*Points above* :thumbs:

scotkaz 03-08-2009 06:49 PM
http://marcusthelegend.webs.com/

I am adding all the Marcus quotes to the site above.:bigsmile:

I am hoping the links to this one remain for a long time.

HarryRag 03-08-2009 06:50 PM
read my signature :)

Jayson 03-08-2009 06:52 PM
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Originally posted by scotkaz
http://marcusthelegend.webs.com/

I am adding all the Marcus quotes to the site above.:bigsmile:

I am hoping the links to this one remain for a long time.
:hello:

Jayson 03-08-2009 06:55 PM
Added HarryRag's quote :dance:

HarryRag 03-08-2009 06:59 PM
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Originally posted by Jayson
Added HarryRag's quote :dance:
:thumbs2:

DoM-h 03-08-2009 07:02 PM
Lol i can't beleive no one has said this one ofhis first great quotes.


'Some dog food's nice, like the biscuits and that. I eat cat biscuits all the time. Cats' biscuits are delicious. Not tuna or anything like that, like ones with chicken in.'

scotkaz 03-08-2009 07:14 PM
Thanks for the quotes. They are great. And hope you dont mind that I pinched yer pics of Marcus too for the site:)

Cybele 03-08-2009 07:43 PM
He said something in last night's live feed (which I have unfortunately deleted) when he was discussing things with Bea.

(paraphrased)
"Men like a womans' breasts, her cleavage, because it looks like a butt and makes them want to mate."

:joker:

Jayson 03-08-2009 07:44 PM
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Originally posted by scotkaz
Thanks for the quotes. They are great. And hope you dont mind that I pinched yer pics of Marcus too for the site:)
Glad to help, its a great site :thumbs:

charmingmissc 03-08-2009 07:46 PM
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Originally posted by ElProximo
I am getting these by taking Marcus quotes and just making a version, same wit and all the clever word play etc.
Count mine too lady!

ElProximo Quotes:

-Mess with me and you mess with a hurricane!

-I shoved my finger in her anus hole and she didn't say anything!

- Don't tell me to shut up! You shut up!

- I could pull a tractor with my cock!

- Once I fought 100 boxers over 4 hours and my knuckles were busted to the bones!

- Im King Shlt of Fukk Mountain!

................
If any of those are dull, stupid or childish then I suggest you try and explain what the difference is between those and Marcus quotes,
and,
Fair warning:
I may very well have mixed in some actual word-for-word Marcus quotes so decide which one of Marcus quotes you have said is stupid and no-good?

I will laugh if Sree beats the hell out of Marcus after the show.
Sree might say one of my favourite Sree quotes:
"Shut the **** up Marcus"

oh. and it was Sree saying that to Marcus in case you forgot.


the difference is that you are NOT The irrepresible dark horse, so coming from you it all just sounds silly.

Jayson 03-08-2009 07:46 PM
We're on 57 :hello:

Brad. 03-08-2009 08:17 PM
Awesome, awesome thread. 2nd only to the B'hood thread, which only Jayson might know of.

Boudicca 03-08-2009 08:55 PM
"He definitely is a food-bandit"!

WHAAAATT??

Jack_ 03-08-2009 08:56 PM
The one from the other thread about when he saw George Lamb on BBLB.

"We're not ****ing sleeping you *****!" on Live TV, PMSL.

Jayson 03-08-2009 08:59 PM
59 :elephant:

Boudicca 03-08-2009 09:14 PM
On Lisa: "She's like a dog with no teeth.... It's time to get back into action!"

shash 03-08-2009 09:15 PM
"it's going to be a very argumentative week in the house, I think ... and to be honest, I'm looking forward to it! There hasn't been enough arguments!"

NONESHALLPASS 03-08-2009 09:16 PM
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Originally posted by Boudicca
On Lisa: "She's like a dog with no teeth.... It's time to get back into action!"
The man is legendary lol and has lisa bang to rights :wink:

Jayson 03-08-2009 09:18 PM
61 :bouncy:

IndigoJo 03-08-2009 09:24 PM
About Siavash, Day 60:

"He just bullshits so much. He says something and I just think 'Bull wack, mate'."

Jayson 03-08-2009 11:46 PM
Take me to America please. I should be ready to leave in a few moments. Thank you.

In jail :dance2:

Axiom 03-08-2009 11:54 PM
Marcus is a legend

vladicus 04-08-2009 12:17 AM
Marcus brushes his teeth. Bea marvels at his shiny dentures. He explains the secret it to chew bark in the woods

jgfrise 04-08-2009 12:35 AM
"She's like a dog with no teeth" - what the hell does that mean. Did he mean a dog with a bone:joker:

Brad. 04-08-2009 12:36 AM
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Originally posted by vladicus
Marcus brushes his teeth. Bea marvels at his shiny dentures. He explains the secret it to chew bark in the woods
HAHA, imagine that.


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