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[u]Episode 3; Scene 1 - Outside Jens house

[Jamie T's "Pacemaker" begins to play. James is walking down a street and looks up towards a house. He bites his lip and goes to knock on door but it opens as Jen is walking out.]

Jen: Oh... hi.
James: I-I'm sorry, is this a bad time?
Jen: Seeing you is always a bad time.
Shaun: Aww no she di'nt.

[James and Jen look across the road to see Shaun sat of the other side eating popcorn and watching them closely]

James: Look, I know I should've treated you better, but me and you were meant to last forever.
Shaun: Gurl, those are Jason Derulo lyrics DON'T GET SUCKED IN. (fan)
James: Shaun, what the **** are you doing outside Jens house at 9 in the morning?

[Shaun stands up abruplty]

Shaun: I know when I'm not wanted s0b.

[She leaves, dragging her chair behind her]

Jen: It's too late anyway James, I've found someone new.
James: Who?
Mystery Man: [in the distance] POP IT, LOCK IT, POLKA DOT IT, COUNTRY FIVIN, HIP-HOP HIP, PUT YOUR ARMS IN THE SKY MOVE SIDE TO SIDE.
James: Hugo?!?!

[Hugo comes behind Jen]

Hugo: hai/
James: Wait,you're a lesbian now?
Jen: IDK, James keeps ****ing up our gender references.
James: Pity.
Jen: Aye.
James: Well erm... I'll see you around.

[He leaves quickly]

Scene 2 - Coffee shop

[James walks in to see Rory on his laptop]

James: Hey, cheers for coming on such late notice.
Rory: No problem James. Excuse me though, I've got so much coursework to do.

James: Just leave it for now and relax, eh?
Rory: That's not what my dad would be like.
James: Yeah, I guess.

[A waitress walks over to the table]

Chels: Can I help you fine gentlemen?
James: Not so bad yourself madam.
Rory: James!
James: Oh erm, sorry miss, I'll have a mocha
Rory: And I'll have a caramel frappucino.
Chels: Qt, I'll servem up now.

[She walks away]

Rory: You really can't help yourself can you?
James: Hey, I just thought she was cute.

[Rory rolls his eyes and shakes his head (sad])]

James: Getting back with Jen hasn't gone to plan.
Rory: I don't blame her (2baha)
James: What? Why?
Rory: Face it James, you may never have feelings for girls like you do with Jen, but you chase tail more than Zac chases fellow 8 year olds to rag in a dumpster.
James: Ha, nice one.
Rory: IFKR, but seriously James. I just don't think you're meant to be in a relationship.
Chels: One Mocha. I'm sorry sir, we're out of caramel for your frappucino
Rory: [Stands up] You ****ing what?!?!
Chels: I'm sorry Sir, can I get you something else?

[He walks out]

James: Sorry about him, he's had a hard day at the sweatshop.
Chels: s0b

Scene 3 - The field

[James and Brona are walking down the field, James is carrying a tent.]

Brona: Seriously, don't worry if Jen's there. You can both have a good time.

[They continue walking and James stares blankly]

Brona: You're over her anyway, right?

[James stops walking and looks at her]

James: Are you really that naive Brona?
Brona: What?
James: We go through another rough patch doesn't mean I'll forget about her and go off with you.
Brona: I never said that?
James: I know what you want though Brona.

[Brona goes silent]

James: Look, I know what it's like to not have that love returned. I don't want to keep hurting you Brona.
Brona: ...I understand.
James: Come on. Lets pitch a tent.
Sam: [From distance] Ooer loool x

Scene 4 - The campsite

[Gary and Twilight are sat on a silk mat wearing large sunglasses and dress from the Zac Posen pre-fall collection. Behind them, Shaun, Linda, Mark, Greg, Dean, Rory, Brona and James are setting up tents]

Gary: Oh, speaking of hot messes.

[Hugo and Jen walk down hand in hand.]

Twilight: ****ing dykes.
Gary: I know right? [She sips her cocktail.]
Jen: Hey guys.
Gary: Shaun, get your baps out for these gurls, there ain't nothin' like a show. [Hairflick]

[They laugh together]

Greg: Emily, shut up.
Mark: It's Miss Twitty to you
Greg: Ugh, bitch.

[Later in the night a fire is going and everyone is sat around it. James is playing his acoustic cover of Smashing Pumpkins - Stand inside your love]

James: Who wouldn't be the one you love?
Who wouldn't stand inside your love?

[Jen is twiddling her thumbs in deep thought as James plays the bridge. James then stares directly to her while singing the final lines]

James: And for the first time, I'm telling you how much I need and bleed for
Your every move and waking sound in my time
I'll wrap a wire around your heart, and your mind;
You're mine forever now.
Who wouldn't be the one you love and live for?
Who wouldn't stand inside your live and die for?
Who wouldn't be the one you love?

[It goes silent as the final chord fades out and James continues to stare at Jen. (HARRY)]

Linda: Well that was creepy as ****, [She raises a bag] shrooms anyone?

[The Vines - Get Free begins to play as various scenes occur]
[Mark and Gary are dancing /brit]
[Greg is giving Dean a piggy back. Greg trips over Rorys laptop and Dean goes flying into a pile of horseshit. The group laughs.]
[Hugo goes behind the tent and takes some pills and takes a swig from his hipflask. He wipes the signs of breakdown from his face and rejoins the others.]
[Shaun and Linda begin making out. They roll over into a tent that's already been pitched.]
[Amidst the chaos, Jen is staring at James, who is blankly staring into the fire. (Why am I making myself such an emo? Seriously? I have issues.)]
[Hugo notices James sat by himself, picks up his acoustic and throws it away]

Hugo: CHEER THE **** UP, ******. tyra/
James: sad/
Hugo: And keep your hands off my gurl. /glare

Scene 5 - The nearby lake

[Jen is walking by the lake slowly to herself. Gavin DeGraws stripped version of 'Belief' begins to play. She stares into the lake and a tear falls down her cheek.]

James: Jen?

[Jen quickly wipes her face and turns to James]

Jen: W-what're you doing here?
James: You walked off a while ago, I've been thinking...
Jen: James...
James: I know that you're not feeling the same... but I've been an absolute idiot.

[He leans in towards her]

James: I want to try us again. Please?
Jen: I can't, I-

[They kiss, Jen pulls out]

Jen: James, I can't do thi-

[They kiss again, this time Jen doesn't resist. They take their shirts off.]

Sam: Wahey! ooer lool! x

[They stop and turns to the rustling bush. James opens it to see Sam with Ross, who is furiously masturbating.]

James: What the **** Ross?!

[Dean dogtackles Ross with a face covered in horseshit and peppersprays Ross's eyes again]

Dean: Don't perv on anymore of ma fwends sad/
Jen: James? I can't do this. [She leaves putting her shirt back on]
James: Jen!

[Brona has been also hiding in a bush all this time. She is in floods of tears as she runs back into the field. She runs into Jen.]

Brona: J-Jen?
Jen: What do you want?
Brona: You told me to keep my arms off him then you do that? Who do you think you're toying around with?
Jen: Who do you think HE'S toying around with Brona? We're just toys to him.
Sam: Ooer, wahey loool!

[They stay silent and look at each other. They walk over to each other and hug as it zooms out over the forest.]

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Most emo episode of anything ever. Next episode will be alot more light hearted.

Episode 4 - Scene 1

[Smashing Pumpkins - Ava Adore begins to play. Mark is sat in his room, completing a drawing of a boy. He finishes the final bit of shading, rips it out of his sketchbook and adds it to his wall.]

Mark: I love you Joel.

[Marks wall is shown, covered in pictures of a boy from talent show 'Sheppy's Got Talent' Mark smiles creepily to himself and begins to laugh. His phone rings.]

Mark: Hello?
Twilight: Hey Mark, it's Twitty here. Do you think you could come to the hospital, I'm so ****ing bored here.
Mark: Sure thing, I was meant to be with Gary, but he's sf irrelevant.
Twilight: To say she's the main character, she hasn't done much.
Mark: Ikr. Maybe ditching her will give her some airtime this episode.
Twilight: Qt, I better be all cleared for the Sheppys Got Talent final on Sunday.
Mark: Oh yeah, do you mind if I tagged along to that as a +1
Twilight: Duh? Who else am I gonna go with?
Mark: THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU umm, I'll come now yeah.
Twilight: Um, yah?

[Mark puts his phone in his purse. He looks at his poster wall and smiles]

Mark: This Sunday, you're gonna love me Joel McLean.

[He struts out his room]

Scene 2 - Outside a Café

[Gary is wearing sunglasses and a Vivienne Westwood original. She looks in her mirror then her watch. 1:20.]

Gary: Christ, I know I just arrived but that bitch was meant to be here for 1.

[She gets a message on her Iphone]

Hi mark here something srs has happend im rly sorry i cant go 2day soz xoxo

[Gary drops her mocha in shock.]

Hugo: Hi Gary, are you lost?

[Hugo walks over with Jen on her arm]

Gary: Oh, it's you.
Hugo: With a +1, where's yours? (qt~)
Gary: He's coming.

[Hugo snatches Garys iphone off him and reads the message]

Gary: Hey, dyke, give it back.
Hugo: Okay, number 1, it's Mark, number 2, he's blatentley ditched you for that Twitty slag, number 3, I'm not gay, James just can't have a storyline that makes sense sad/
Gary: Something bad's happened to Mark I'll have you know.
Hugo: Oh please Gary, as if you're number 1 on his priorities anymore.

[She walks off with Jen being dragged away]

Scene 3 - The Hospital

[Mark is walking through the waiting room towards Twilights room and he hears a smash]

Twilight: I ASKED FOR ****ING XANAX, NOT IBUPROFEN YOU ****ING MESS

[Dr.Gonzo runs out and sees Mark in shock]

Dr.Gonzo: Miss Twitty's just through here Mark.

[Mark smiles sarcastically and walks past]

Twilight: Honestly Mark, this ****ing hospital is so incompetent.
Mark: They've let you go out every night though even when you're in no state.
Twilight: Mark honey, I'm always in a good state. /glare
Mark: Of course, you'll be fine for Sunday

[Marks phone rings]

Mark: Sorry gurl. Hello?

[Gary is in a bus shelter, it's begun to rain]

Gary: WURR THE **** ARE YOU?!?!?! ah/
Mark: I'm with Twilight
Gary: Twilight?! TWILIGHT!?!? You ditched coffee and shopping for Twilight?!
Mark: sad/

[Gary hangs up]

Twilight: Who was that?
Mark: Just Gary. Hey, do you have a dress ready for sunday?
Twilight: Duh? You prepared?

[Mark smiles stalkerishly]

Mark: Very prepared.

[Scene 4 - Outside the studio]

[It's Sunday Night. A group of Twilight Twitty fans are sat outside the studio waiting to get a picture and autograph from her.]

Jack: Ugh, she's late again.
Harry: She's always late Jack, it's part of her controversy.
Jords: She might have even been given the all clear from the hospital.

[Damaris runs towards them]

Damaris: Have I missed her?
Stephanie: YOU'RE a Twilight Twitty fan?
Damaris: She's a guilty temptation, along with CaraRawr. Has she gone in yet?
Jords: Yeah, you missed her, she arrived on time.
Harry: You see, that's why CaraRawr isn't as good, not enough controversey.
Stephanie: For the love of God Harry, stop talking about controversey, ugh, it's rant time.

[Stephanie gets out her laptop and posts a thread on TiBB about it.]

Jack: Steph, you have way too much time on your hands since we lost the baby.
Stephanie: I know Jack, but not having you in my arms makes me a more free woman.
Jack: You're so lieing.
Stephanie: I SO am.

[They begin making out. Meanwhile, in the Twittymobile, Twilight and Mark are sat with glasses of champagne. Gemmer, the head of ER Industries and her apprentice Billy are sat in the limo. Billy is staring at Twilight in awe]

Twilight: Why do you need to sign anyone else when CaraRawr and I are dominating the pop charts anyway?
Gemmer: Reality TV stars bring in the dosh big time. We need to sign anything Simon Cowell doesn't get to.

[Billy takes notes while still smiling imanely at Twilight]

[The limozine arrives outside, Gary and Shaun are behind a wall.

Gary: I need to get in somehow and teach that little bitch Mark a lesson he'll never forget.
Shaun: Too right, little bitch, nobody abandons you like that
Gary: You mean like L abandoned you at the campsite? 2baha
Shaun: sad/

[The limo door opens and Twilight and co strut past ignoring all fans bombarding her.]

Gary: Here's our chance, lets get lost in the crowd and pretend to be her +1s. [He begins to run]
Shaun: Erm, aren't they only allowed one plus one?

[Gary turns around]

Gary: Are you serious? This is Twilight ****ing Twitty, rules don't apply to her.

[They run into the bombarding fans. Gary manages to squeeze through and stand behind Billy. Shaun however is pushed aside by 30stone]

30stone: TWILIGHT, I LOVE YOU (HOTMESS)
Shaun: GARY, NOOOOO#

[Gary looks behind him to see Shaun on the floor but continues.]

President: Ah, Miss Twitty, I guess these are your plus ones.
Twilight: Ya, my bff Mark and these official people.
President: All three of them?

[They look behind at Gary who leaves abruptly.]

President: Alright, bar is on the left.

[Their coats are taken by Patrick, who throws them on the floor]

Patrick: I hate everything. [/patricks part in this]

[Gary walks over to Shaun]

Gary: I can't believe I didn't get in and that ****ing nobody did, what am I becoming, I wanted to make a mark on this town, I really did.
Shaun: GARY GET A ****ING GRIP!

[She slaps her across the face]

Shaun: Just let it go.

[They s0b together to 'When you're Gone']

[Inside, Twilight, Mark, Gemmer and Billy go in.]

Gemmer: Billy and I are going to see some of the talent and make a good impression. Only have 1 drink, I'm not paying for your rehab again.
Twilight: sad/

[CaraRawr walks over in a cute short dress]

CaraRawr: Twilight! I'm so glad you could make it!
Twilight: Likewise (qt~) Mark, this is Cara.
CaraRawr: A pleasure to meet you!
Mark: Likewise, sorry to be rude, but do you know if Joel McLean is here?
CaraRawr: ...yeah, he's talking with Lewis over there.
Mark: //AHH

[He runs over]

Twilight: Outperformed again?
CaraRawr: What do you mean?
Twilight: Face it Cara, everyones after my goodies (wurkit), you're just the back-up if I do an Elvis on y'all.

[She walks away, Cara is visibly upset. Meanwhile, Mark has found Joel, the dancer from Sheppys got Talent]

Mark: OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN //AHH I LOVE YOU HOLD ME

[Joel is visibly shocked]

Joel: Security, get this gay away from me.

[Mark and James (admin) take Mark away from him.]

Mark: NO JOEL, I LOVE YOU HOLD ME! NOOOOO#
President: Mr McLean, you're onstage in 20 minutes
Joel: Ah, thank you Sir.

[Mark is pushed outside by security Twilight rushes outside]

Twilight: Mark, what're you doing out here?!?!
Mark: JOEL REJECTED ME! sad/
Twilight: Come on, your going to miss the results!

[She drags him back in. Inside the studio, Mark and Twilight take their seats, Mark wearing sunglasses to show no signs of crying.]

WOMBAI: Ladies and Gentlemen, the results are in and Sheppy's Got Talent is about to reveal it's winner of £1,000,000 and a chance to perform in the Sheppy council fair.
Mark: GO JOEL!
Twilight: Mark, sit the **** down!
WOMBAI: And the top three are... Lewis Treleaven!

[A young boy is visibly shocked and walks forward]

WOMBAI: The second act in the top three is... Graeme Stickings!

[A middle aged drag queen is also visibly shocked. The crowd goes wild and wolfwhistles.]

WOMBAI: And the final person through is... Joel McLean!

[Mark jumps out of his seat and screams loudly. Twilight grabs him and pummels him into his seat. As CaraRawr looks over to see the commotion, Twilight covers her face.

WOMBAI: And in third place is... Graeme Stickings.
Sticks: sad/
WOMBAI: And that means the winner of Sheppys Got Talent is...

[Silence runs throughout the studio]

WOMBAI: Lewis Treleaven!!!! Congratulations!!!

[The whole audience applaud and CaraRawr begins a standing auvation. Mark is visibly shocked and looks around distortedly at the crowds. He gets up from his seat and pushes CaraRawr over]

Twilight: MARK NOOOOO#

[Mark continues to get up onto the stage and steal the microphone from Lewis

Mark: Lewis, I'm really happy for you, I'm gonna let you finish, BUT JOEL MCLEAN HAD ONE OF THE BEST PERFORMANCES OF ALL TIME sad/

[Suddenly, Mark and James (admin) tackle him and take Mark off the stage. Twilight gets up covering her face. Later on, Twilight and Mark are seen leaving for a limo. Twilight is dragging Mark along who looks like a HOTMESS. Paparazzi bombard them and they barely get past. They eventually managed to get in the limo]

Twilight: MARK, WHAT THE **** WERE YOU DOING, YOU'VE JUST RUINED MY DIGNITY
Mark: I'm sorry Twilight
Twilight: get out GET OUT RIGHT NOW

[Billy picks Mark up and throws him out of the limo whilst moving. Mark begins crying.]
[Lady Gagas paparazzi begins to play. Montage time.]
[Greg is working underneath a car. He gets out and up and sees an article of Twilight on the board. He shakes his head and walks away]
[Hugo and Jen are laying in bed. Jen is asleep. Hugo takes a shot of whiskey and 2 pills. She gets a phonecall and picks it up.]
[Gary is on the phone to Hugo. She's looking at Mark being a hot mess on the floor laughing with him]
[Linda is sat in some random alley]

Linda: Seriously, even Dean's had more lines than me, the next episodes mine.

[Mark gets up and begins to stumble home as the traffic wizzes past him]

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