[DISCLAIMER: None of the competitors actually said these upcoming statements. It's all in good fun and taking the piss of good old US reality TV... which I obviously watch too much of]
[A lone island is seen with an immediatley Hawain look to it. Palm trees sway in the winds. Underneath them, a tall skinny man is carving away at a coconut. With one final cut, he gets in and takes a drink, dribbling some down his chin. He looks out to the sea, again. He smiles solemly to himself as he sees 2 large canoes in the distance.]
LemonJacob: They're here.
[Two large canoes approach the island. One has 7 people, one has 6. On one canoe, Claudia, Eoin, Jessica, Joe, Lucy, MeMyself&I and Niamh paddle down with incredible force. On the other boat, Conor, Dean, Gary, Ross, KG and Lewis eye the other boat to try pick out the competitors]
[cuts to interview]
Joe: I dunno, I don't think there's gonna be any other competition looking at them. They all just seem pansyish. Some can't even handle a canoe.
[Cut to Dean, who is paddling like Pocohuntas down the riverbend]
[cuts to interview]
Dean: I've been known to handle a canoe or two in my lifetime. I'm fearless and ready to go.
[Cuts again to KG, looking at his competitors smugly]
[cuts to interview]
KG: I don't want people to write me off right away as 'the new kid.' As fun as this game will be, you know that everybodys in to win.
[The canoes arrive on the shore, Gary adjusts his hair and puts his sunglasses on while the others struggle to push the canoes into the sand.]
[cuts to interview]
Gary: This is a game, everyones looking out for themselves and the sooner they all learn that the better. 2baha/
[The group gather infront of the tall, skinny man]
LemonJacob: Welcome ladies and gentlemen, to the Island of Sheppy.
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LemonJacob: I am the protector of this island and there are many, many people after my ass [not in the good way sad/] So I need a replacement. I've been watching you guys at home through webcams [...which in hindsight I regret] and feel that you 13 are highly capable of keeping Sheppy to a good standard and whatnot.
So here is a review of the
rules:
You will compete in a competition to become the rounds
Top Candidate. This position will give you
immunity for two rounds and the ability to
kill off another candidate.
However, before you kill anyone off, we have a
Bullet Proof Vest competition. The
three people that win this are immune from being killed off this round by the Top Candidate.
The Top Candidate will then make their decision on whom they are killing off. Once that person is killed off, the cycle continues for a
new Top Candidate.
If you position from 3rd-9th overall, you will be part of the Jury who decides whom out of the final two is the correct candidate, so bear that in mind as you progress through the game. ;)
Of course, there are going to be twists. Starting now...
