I thought that too.

Makosi=Perfect Figure
 

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For a female still under 30, she's overweight and out of shape .....

I know she had a smaller figure 5 years ago but I don't think she has what I call 'ugly fat' where it's all hanging out and sagging. She is big but she is still really curvy and if being bigger gives you curvier boobs then let me at da doughnuts (I am a modest 34c)! Her figure is very Rubenesque I think, you know, before the days of stick insects like Twiggy. I'd rather see Makosi in a leotard any day than watch Ulrika's bag of bones figure.

Her face is beautiful but that's where it ends - her boobs look like two pumped up watermelons - definitely not jealous of those two big mamas - how does she not fall on over every time she stands up!!!

Im sorry makosi your ass is like a built in spacehopper and your personality is not something i would invest in so im afraid im out.
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I saw a comment this week that reminded me of Makosi. It said "she looks like a plastic bag full of creamed corn and door knobs".

She had miss-used her visa last time she was in ,she said the other day she has claimed political asylum because she darent go back because of the pool incident ,Oh to be an immigrant in England

I nearly peed myself when she told her servant Nadia yesterday ,that God doesnt mind HER sunbathing in a bikini

That's the sole reason I think why she takes her showers in the garden & tried to take a vibrator into the house (unless that was one of her many lies of course), so she can say her behaviour in the house will once again mean she cannot go back to Africa... :nono:

And you tell me that I'm obsessed?

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Yes you are :xyxwave:

Why aren't you at school Jack?? :conf:

What a coherent reply, my darling.

Why are you still trying to bait people? :conf:

W! T! F! :shocked: !

No way!


She looks %1000 awful.
I don't know how she can walk around and not feel like s**t, let alone be proud. Seriously WTF!!!?!


Absolute opposite of a good figure.


She is everything I hate shape wise.
I hate that body type SOOOO much.

Her shape may be considered perfect in certain parts of the world but certainly not here in England. I can see how men find that big, voluptuous shape sexy but life isnt one big porno film.

In the western world the perfect figure is much slimmer and more toned. Far more toned! Seeing her ass and thighs in a bikini there's all kinds of lumps, bumps and cellulite going on down there...not attractive at all! Her legs are kinda turnip shaped too; thin calves then suddenly get much fatter at the knees upwards. Again, not ideal legs for shorts or mini skirt.

She may look hot lathering up in the shower head on but from other angles not so much. And in clothes she can easily look really fat. Like in the dress she wore on launch night.

So no, far from perfect body. But still sexy.

She's so fit. that is all.

Fit? Love to see her run for a bus...

Fit as in hot/sexy/whatever.