Cool. Glad to see your all better :)

hail prozac :love:

Indeed :love:

proziac is a weak one si - you just must have just been an unruly teen! I am 4steps higher as I do suffer anxiety/depression. Trust me you are on a weak one that a huge percentage of housewives take. just to cope with sprogs I lead a normal life on higher - so no excuse for you young sir!

You gays make such a big deal of everything, just be Gay and get on with it :nono:

im not actually on prozac i just said that because its the most famous one lol im actually on citalopram

LOL so "I don't have a lighter" translates into "touch my dick"? :laugh3:

well he was always flirting with me :nono:

Was that aimed at me kiddo? Cos I ain't - and gee ye a Glasgae kiss for that!

i want a glasgae kiss what is it :love:

LOL -name sounds familiar, think I stopped them as couldn't go to the boozer with the lads on a Friday without puking - next they tried Exelfor XL !!!!!

No, just all gays in general lol take it with a pinch of salt though :tongue:

your not supposed to drink on anti depressants :eek:

i smoked weed one when i was on them and it was so scary :bawling:

i kept hearing voices and thought people were trying to kill me and shizz

I ken Joe - you an yer poofy queeny cider are a bit of a questionmark anyway :joker:

Laff mate

the worst bit was seeing loads oc dead bodies in the street :bawling:

probably didnt help that i had been playing resident evil 4 the day before :/

but im better now im so normal :love:

Not drank at home for ages now, just spend all weekend in the pub

Eff that - might as well be dead if cannie go oot with both!

DISCLAIMER: This is extremely poor idea and nobody should do it!

Medically they do not interract with alcohol - I believe the advice is concerned with convincing unstables they should not take a depressant (alcohol)

i go all suicidally when i drink anyway so i probably shouldnt :conf2:

*waits for 'oh no please do' reply*

beat you to it. ucnts

I'm going to Edinburgh in a fortnight - thinking of taking a 2nd mortgage for the round there - you would not believe the price of a pint far less if some of the lads' night out decide to go on double Malt Whiskys Joe - eff me if I get stuck in a dear round!

Keep away from it si - what's good for me is bad for you and vice-versa

Haha yeah, was ridiculously priced when I was there. I just stick to Guinness and a cheeky double Whisky now and then when I'm out

Not only that Joe - it's an older mate's 50th birthday so the lads are gonna take him to the go-go/lapdance bars.........£10 a private dance but if we slip one of them £20 then the non- touching is off!!!!!! Could prove an expensive night with beers and Edinburgh prices!!!!!!! LAFF :joker:

Hey it's his birthday!

lmao fair enough if it's his Bday I guess

A tenners cheap for a private dance isnt it?

Think it costs a tenner in the strip joint near me. Never been though

A mate of mine said he paid 40 euros for one in Magaluf in the summer, must have got ripped off then.

Well I doubt the girls over here are that tempting. Think they're mostly rough Eastern European girls

Last time I was there it was another bloke's significant (30th) - tenner in the cubicle for naked lapdance, no touching. I said I'd never go but it was a hoot with der boyz laughing. We paid one £20 instead of £10 so birthday boy had fishy fingers next morning cuddling his wife!

We went to visit next day and kept on rubbing our noses to make him nervous his wife would ask why - EVIL

I can tell you a bad Reeperbahn (Hamburg) story - 2 hookers asked me in street.......I cheekily answered "how much for 2 at once?". The Lie price was 100 Euros. I just walked away laughing to the bar, but one guy went back and took the offer.

They drugged and viagra-ed him and he returned to our hotel 2100 Euros poorer the next afternoon.

Best Reeperbahn story - the hookers even infest inside the McDonalds places. We were standing in the queue (3 Scottish and one German) @ 2am. A hooker came up and said en Deutsch "Would you not prefer a BJ instead of a burger?" to us.

We could not understand the language (he explained later), but he looked her up and down and said "No, I think the burger would be better" :joker:

You don't want it si - it's a Scottish euphamism for a headbutt in the face to break your nose at the bridge so as to perma disfigure you (in england I think it'd probably be called 'leaving someone with a boxer's nose). So no - you don't want that!

:eek:

Scottish culture is a bit uncultured si! You don't want it!

When i told my mum i was bi She went mental then she calmed doon, My friends didn't bother, but Rachel kept asking,and asking me to go oot with her and i was like ****** off!!!! x ( I did though,like 3 times) :blush:.

:laugh2:

So you wouldnt reccomend Hamburg's hookers then :laugh:

theres this road in liverpool thats full of hookers (i think locke lives there with his girlfriend) anyway once when i was driving down the road with my mum we saw this guy talking to one of them and he was like really really good looking i was like wtf :/

No idea Matt. Don't get taken to the bordelos and lose 2100 Euros unless you've just won the lottery! I happened to meet a sweetie at the bar just as I'd dusted-off the hookers.........she is called Justinique which is a strangely french name for a German lass.........we had fine time for free and I almost missed the flight home the next day........another silly story

I HATED Sea Devils (Hamburg) and only went with the Galaxy fans so all 4000 Galaxys could put-up Scotland banners and flags to booooooo 'home' team on the field (NFLE cancelled our franchise to be replaced by Hamburg and all the other fans were angry)

quote of the decade

Lol you're full of funny stories Ian, seems like you made the right choice in the end then, even if you did nearly miss your plane :laugh:

Galaxy, they're Frankfurt right? It's a shame that the two British teams were replaced, particularly the London/England Monarchs beause they were discontinued before I ever got to see a game as a proper fan of the sport. It was basically NFL Germany by the time the league eventually ended.