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A worm has a saddle. A baby worm doesn't
Crap thing to learn but I learnt it :joker: |
That Harry Potter isn't real :')
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That stacey actually doesnt hate me :eek:
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I learnt form stupid people, that its not wise to shovel the snow outside your house becaus eit leaves ice behind......morons.....
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I learnt that postmen haven't delivered the mail in the snow all week for "health and safety" reasons, but that it's okay by them if I have to walk 2 miles in the snow to collect the post from the sorting office that some poor sucker had paid Royal Mail to deliver to me. What a bunch of wusses:rolleyes:
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That Ringo Starr narrated Thomas the Tank Engine :love:
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That the salt on the road actually helps to stop you slipping... always thought it was to stop the snow sticking D:
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that you can cook onions in the oven, in butter
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That Emma Watson reads the Twilight books
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Today I learnt that not everyone who walks past me at 8pm when I am walking home wants to murder me. ^-^
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I learnt that a backwards 'R' is a 'ya' sound.
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I learnt my best friend is heartbroken :(
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I learnt I have rear window heating in my car. I never even knew it existed :blush2:
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I learnt that a woman built a snowman and when she woke up the next day it was gone so she rang the police to report it stolen. I dunno wether to laugh or just gawp (yes she did get into major doodoo)
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Apparently she told them "It ain't a nice road but you don't expect someone to nick your snowman, you know what I mean?" |
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Today I learnt that there's a gay sex dungeon on the same road as my college. I always thought it was a gym D:
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In America they saved someone from hypothermia by removing his blood and putting it through a 'warming machine' (forgotten the tech name) and replacing it. It saved his life :shocked:
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Yesterday. That when i look up at the sky and say snow isn't coming for a long while i'm wrong.
Today. Snow has scuppered my plans of last minute christmas shopping. |
That my fish scoff cucumber
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I haven't learnt anything today. :(
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Cholangiocholecystocholedochectomy :amazed: |
Try saying that when you're pissed....
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I've learned what an atheist is :')
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Santa's reindeer's are all female.
As the male reindeer shed their antlers in November. so the ones pictured with santa SHOULD be female! |
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That when a bitch gives birth to her puppies she sometimes eats a couple, because she is protecting them. Believe it or not.
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What glory hole means :|
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