I like the saying that's on my calendar for today as well :

Life can only be understood backward but it must be lived forward.

Here's another two sayings that you pair will enjoy I'm sure.....:joker:

"And they say woman are bitter!!"

"and they say woman are bitches"

lol

Yep, Claymores: I've heard your local saying before but I can't really think of any that are relevant round this way (not that spring to mind - am sure there have to be some though!)

I like my calendar ones actually, here's todays :

The best way to succeed in life is to act on the advice we give to others.

Trust no one. I find if I follow this advice, I am rarely disappointed.

My father was a bank manager and he lived his life using the saying "never a lender or a borrower be"

He was made redundant and fell into a life of ruin

so be careful

lol, where have you been hiding Mr.Trumpet?:hugesmile:

Got sent down but out now. :devil:

Those bastards!:bawling:

this one proved very apt today - and I have to say, it came around (not to me) to someone who I never thought sh!t would stick to - and in came in bucketloads..................... the best part is: in their attempt to be unbelievably malicious - it backfired in the worst possible way


some calendar ones are good. One from years ago I cut out and stuck to my phone - "What a difference there is between what we say, and what we think". I worked in a Customer Liaison Dept - and that was soooooooooooooooo true!!

Absolutely no regrets. - Madonna

Because once you have done something you can not change the past and will never happern again.

calendar saying for the day :

Most people are more comfortable with old problems than with new solutions.

That's very true I think

-Keep it cute, or put it on mute.
-I probably won't go down in History, but I will go down on your sister.
-Sex, Drugs and Rock & Fucking Roll

LOL, welcome back.

From my daily calendar;

"To become happy we must first have a happy look on your face.""