LOL I see what you mean, maybe I was reading your mind Shaun :amazed:

Hahahaha these stories cheer me up. :hugesmile:

I was aiming for a sense of ennui :bawling: -tears up sheets-

"I think Not,
you Pesky slut muffin,"

ROFL.

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The loading page finally stopped spouting random self-referential jokes and finally showed a screen where a green plot of land had been conjured, with black gridlines. On the road stood 6 people - the appearances of whom Eoin vaguely recognised. As he moved the cursor, a house began to build itself - furnishing itself lavishly and with bizarre items (a genie lamp, a fireworks kit, an inexplicable turkey).

"Rosebud!" cried Ninastar.
"Semi-colon exclamation mark!" retaliated Smithy, as they stood patiently in the street.
Eoin was mightily confused and wondered when the element of arista's terror would unleash itself. He hadn't got much experience of this particular game, but had heard many friends talk about how they'd killed fictional representations of enemies in a fit of maniacal rage. This could be fun, he supposed.
The house was finally constructed, and he had to admire its design - arista had taste. Aside from an upstairs room laced entirely in red and black, and with some questionable objects lining the bedside table, he noticed that a green diamond appeared above a person - her name, GypsyGoth, appeared at the bottom of the screen with a list of traits, feelings and hobbies. He clicked the traits tab.

"Outgoing - 2
Nice - 8
Playful - 6
Active - 4
Neat - 7"

He didn't really understand what this meant so decided to move along - when he suddenly realised that the 6 of them were moving around of their own free will. He hovered over pictures of their heads at the bottom - Ninastar, GypsyGoth, Jessica, Niall, Smithy, Harry - and decided to just sit back and watch them; this was a Big Brother forum after all.
A screen on the TiBB website streamed live footage of the six Housemates; BBSpy secured a number of promotional opportunities (Win your own signed Madonna/GaGa karaoke CD!) and interest in the site was at a peak high; people were almost feeding off of the sextet's lives.

He noticed that time seemed to go a little strangely in this house, a second representing a minute. Therefore it was fun to watch Niall washing his hands for an hour, or Jessica taking half an hour to walk to the garden. He clicked on Smithy's head and that green diamond appeared above his body again - he suddenly realised he could control these people. He decided to test drive the genie lamp. Smithy obeyed immediately, walking towards the peculiar object and giving it a bit of a rub - staggering backwards when a genie appeared in a puff of smoke!
"Comen snala!" Smithy waved. Eoin stared on in a mixture of confusion and anticipation.
The genie seemed to wobble uncontrollably and was a little bit flatulent. After a few moments of inaudible conversation, a large pop-up window appeared in the middle of the paused game.

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Feeling a little sentimental, Eoin clicked Love. The genie teetered again before casting a spell in another cloud of smoke. Another pop-up declared:

"By the great beard of Zeus! Cupid's arrow has found the posterior of Niall!" he bowed before disappearing. Smithy looked a little taken aback as a red heart suddenly appeared over Niall's exaggerated black hair. Niall dashed from the kitchen through to their game room and began kissing Smithy's feet, which Smithy took as a welcome form of worship - commanding him to bring him grapes and GIFs.
Meanwhile, GypsyGoth and Harry were in the study. Eoin noticed a small green bar above their heads slowly filling up, when suddenly another pop-up declared Harry to be a step closer towards mastering mechanics! Soon afterwards GypsyGoth, who was at an easel, picked up a creativity point. They continued at this until they had 4 bars each - when Ninastar called them for dinner. She was just finishing stirring a pot on top of the hob when the whole kitchen, suddenly, violently burst into flames.

The whole 6 ran to the kitchen in a panic - TiBB's stream viewers rocketed - as Eoin clicked frantically to get Niall to phone the fire department. Niall however wouldn't stop panicking and jumping, and when he realised this request shrugged and complained about a lack of hygiene. Eoin looked and noticed the bars at the bottom were a violent red colour - particularly in the areas of hygiene, bladder and hunger. He decided to make Smithy do it, who was generally more amiable, and ordered the other 5 out of the house - which they did so in an unusually linear motion, refusing to overtake or bypass each other.
Supposing this was a formality of the gaming logistics, Eoin waited anxiously as the fireman stormed into the house, soon followed by another character called Scott, who was in turn pursued by Niamh.

Whilst the fireman doused the flames (which had by now reduced the fridge, corner unit and blender to a pile of ash) with an extinguisher, Niamh caught up with Scott and poked him in the chest before slapping him. Scott was reduced to tears and, after helping himself to the Shack family's toilet, left. Eoin noticed the fire was now out, and the fireman had left. He decided to invest in a fire alarm should Niall's hysteria ever get the better of him again, and also arranged for a maid service.
"Yees signore?" a hispanic woman answered, "me llamo Enid."
That doesn't sound very Spanish, Eoin reflected, as she agreed to attend daily to clean for the family.

Over the next few days little happened. Harry had now got himself a job as a lab assistant that saw him away most nights, whilst Jessica had begun improving her cooking abilities to avoid another disaster - the previous perpetrator was now focussing on improving her fitness in order to improve her career in athletics. Niall's obsession with Smithy had intensified after they sat watching television together one evening; their relationship reached another stage when they began to share beds (although nothing suggestive happened; Eoin was careful to observe). As for GypsyGoth, her creativity made her a popular Shack - she'd often entertain her family by playing the piano or telling stories and had begun singing often after a few boosts to her confidence.

A fortnight exactly after the fire however, at roughly 1AM, the dramatic music roused Eoin again. He finally saw arista making his move - a grim reaper had come into the road and Eoin immediately scrambled to refresh his TiBB tab - there were 8 topics along the lines of "JESSICA DIES IN SWIMMING POOL" - Eoin panicked. He noticed a gravestone out by the pool, where Niall and Smithy were sobbing and GypsyGoth was letting off fireworks. The reaper walked towards them and introduced himself, taking her spirit and leaving an urn in addition to the stone. He gesticulated towards the head of the household, GypsyGoth (since Harry. was at work), and the screen wobbled once more. Eoin read.

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Eoin's face screwed up in a rage, until GypsyGoth's movements in the game gave him a genius idea. She walked towards the external wall of the house, and then a dream cloud appeared above her head showing frustration at her inability to find a door. Without hesitating, Eoin then clicked onto the build mode and built a small wall around the reaper without walls, windows, flooring or furniture. Now he only had to play the waiting game, as Arista paced around the small chamber with surprising nonchalance. He enjoyed the further development of the remaining 5 family members - Ninastar had qualified for the Olympic hurdles team; Harry. was now working for NASA; GypsyGoth had a recording career and Smithy and Niall were expecting their third child. 3 days after Eoin's trap, the reaper began to evaporate, and the levelling up screen appeared.

"Tao! Wakana di booboo" the family waved.

lmfao aww I loved it.

Rofl <3.

Poor Jessica. That was an enjoyable read!

Poor Jess.... :(

Awww poor Jess, and LOL at Scott and Niamhs part. :laugh:

LMAO. aw jess :(

Please involve Tessa, my new favourite memeber into this story. She can believe anything arista or Eoin says... I don't know, but she is just amazing.

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lmao at Smithy and Niall:joker:

Spiffing

:laugh3: :love:

Smithy left me though, and now he won't pay child support. :bored:

That's terrible..... I heard you adopted loads of kids too :shocked:

Yeah we did, we modelled ourselves after Brangelina - 11 children we had. Only 3 were biologically ours. Now I have to look after them all, woking as a hooker. :bawling:

I heard Novo is looking for a new wife. ;)

:amazed:

Did Iceman lose the game? :amazed:

I dont think so....:shocked: maybe I did

Nope just checked, still have 5 minute Pool, maybe Shaun has had a mental breakdown cause I kick ass at games /cheekyness

-hopes the story ends with Ice failing at the hands of the Elite four (Myself, Shaun, Sarah and Mollie)-

i need to write the rest :p I'm stuck on the fifth because I had it down as Sonic but I really don't know the game well enough. -thinks of others-

add al of yall scores up, I'm still numero uno Bitches /Cockinesswearingthin

and Eoin I got your PM the other day I just ignored it because it was easier than swearing at you

:lovedup: (why cant I post on your wall??)

You should base it on Pokemon. There is a few Pokemon sounding members here (Beastie, Ninastar etc). ;)

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I have a pokemon level planned already you spoiler-filled harpie. :(

Lol, sorry. :blush:


How about a nice game of Simonsays (aka Scott). I'm sure Ice would love that. ;)

Yeah that or russian roulette.

OMG That was great :laugh3:

DO CALL OF DUTY!!!! :amazed: :amazed: :amazed:

I wanted to really keep to classic oldschool games - hence not doing some like Grand Theft Auto, COD, Final Fantasy (I haven't done FF because I know nothing about it - same for Zelda) - but if I get desperate I'll use them because everyone's somewhat familiar with them. Ooh I just got an idea :lovedup:

Oh :'(

Well you could do something like Rayman or even Sim City or Civilisation. :amazed:

And omgz whats your idea? :o

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For the fifth round Eoin had transported forward roughly 20 years - the technology, the appearance and the interactivity had all drastically improved - he noticed that several other players had popped up from all around the world in this so called 'Wii Arena', a derivation, he assumed, from the Nintendo Wii games; he wasn't particularly a fan, but assumed it'd be easy enough to get the hang of.

He noticed he'd been assigned a character, and as he hovered over her, she waved. He instantly recognised her as Stephanie. Suddenly a little green ugly user came up to her and he popped up a message.

"You, little Stephanii Tits, shall Lose to me in Tennis.
Park it like it's Hot." arista announced, in what is sure to be his next catchphrase. Eoin stood back and realised that this entire level was controlled by his body, and just as Karl posted a thread saying "my wrists cane!" (with a message saying "but not because of Wii :joker:"), he began this tennis match.

The court was empty except for one solitary man who had a face that strongly resembled Jareth the Goblin King, as Stephanie eased her way into a 1 set lead over her opponent. Arista then began to set up some obstacles in Eoin's path, such as shelf units with priceless Fabergé eggs atop them, which he tried his best to avoid swinging into but damaged 2 and perhaps UK-Russian relations forever. The distractions ensured that arista clawed to victory in the second set - before both of them were joined by a second player.

Into Eoin's gaming room stepped a boy with Aqua on his iPod.
"Hello Eoin, I'll be playing today as Harrii" he announced, as Eoin cringed a little and waved awkwardly. "Would you like to listen to my music?" he offered, which Eoin politely but quickly declined.
"Let's just beat this hulk freak" he suggested, to which Harry nodded solemnly and pulled an extremely serious expression - picking up a controller and suddenly pulling out all of these superb athletic tennis moves. Arista's companion, WOMBII, was unable to keep up with the two younger males, and soon stormed off of the court in a John McEnroe style of strops.

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Stephanii in red, Harrii in green, arista in yellow, WOMBII in light green.

"You untrustworthy Harlot." arista barked, as he vaporised her with a beam.
Eoin and Harry exchanged frightened glances but realised they'd already won the game.
"Yes, Yes, Well done." arista moaned in an autotune ("Judas", the debut single, out Monday x) "But you have to Bowl and Box me First,
Mister Eoin Semen."

Harry looked a little taken aback before Eoin explained that these sexual references were commonplace with this saucy villain, and shook Eoin's hand to say goodbye - he'd earned his freedom. Before Eoin could wonder why on Earth Harry got to play as himself and he had to play as Stephanie, he was in a boxing ring.
"Surely boxing a girl is a bit wrong, arista?" he sighed, as arista planted a left hook square on her jaw. Stephanie, distracted and a little bit dazed, made a thread to announce she was leaving because she was fed up with being abused by TiBB's older men, before Eoin commanded her to block arista's right jab - she then planted an uppercut right underneath his chin - arista bit his tongue.

"Ouch, you Sexy Minx." he stuttered, his tongue a little numb, before dodging her swipes and slapping her in the face.
"This is boxing, you big girl!" she cried, before headbutting him square on the nose. A cascade of blood fell and arista disintegrated. Eoin and Stephanie had won their second of three sporting events.

"Right, you evil Jezebel, and Eoin cock, I shall Bowl you into the Gutter.
Life in the Bowling Lane" he taunted, having provided the narrator with a brilliant piece of wordplay.
Stephanie wasn't particularly brilliant at bowling - she'd always use the black guiding things at the alleys - but Eoin was thankfully better thanks to mastering the Targets game. (He has the high score for that, right? Surely.)
After the first 5 shots - Stephanie had mustered 4 strikes and a spare. Arista had 2 strikes, 2 spares and missed the other shot entirely because he hurled the bowling ball at someone who thought Live at Studio Five was "a bit shit".

"Be gone with you, Heathen." he cried, having got in a David Bowie album title.
"Are we going to bowl or what?" Eoin sighed, as Stephanie added "yeah, come on, you Space Oddity!"
"What did you just call Me, you Diamond Dog?" the bot retaliated, before the bowling alley workers got fed up and yelled "THE RISE AND FALL OF ZIGGY STARDUST AND THE SPIDERS FROM MARS. NOW FUCKING BOWL."

They did. And because writing about bowling is quite dull, Eoin and Stephanie were victorious. Stephanie joined the long list of free users - selling an autobiography about her boxing ordeal and becoming something of a hero around the Sport forum - and Eoin levelled up.

:D That was good!

Yey a TiBB story of which I dont die in my debut chapter! Great story this is Shaun! Been reading it :)

:laugh2: These are awesome Shaun. :')

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awesome and yes I do have the targets score :tongue: