Going out for a quiet one and ending up on Crimewatch.

I love summer in Scotland, it's my favourite day of the year.

there was the same one i liked except it said Ireland instead of Scotland :joker:

Calling your penis Sum 41, because you're in too deep

"Who took a massive **** on the couch" "Nan please, thats Oprah"

^^ :joker:

:laugh:

I've never seen any of these nan ones before.

Really?!

My feed is full of them.

Almost as many as the 'turban' ones that were doing the rounds :bored:

I havent seen any of those either :laugh:

Calling your penis Apu Nahasapeemapetilon because it's a mouthful.

Calling your vagina leona lewis cause it keeps bleedin.'

I feel so so so so bad for laughing.:joker:

"I'm the friend that's always up for Jaegerbombs"
"Going to the toilet and coming out with a new best friend"

The awkward moment Bin Laden comes down the lift on Take Me Out

The awkward moment when you think you have won Australias Next Top Model

The awkward moment when you open a present and it sucks

Thanks for ruining my status with your **** comment.

Were you dropped as a baby? Yes, into a pool of sexy.

Sometimes I get really depressed, then I realise, I am a ****ing legend.

Awkward Palm Tree

I fell over and seriously injured my fringe.

Your not drunk, you've had one drink, so stop pretending.

No matter how bad my life gets, I will never be on Jeremy Kyle.

Comebacks that make the whole room go "Oooooh"

Someone call autoglass, because I'm about to get smashed.

"k"- the ultimate comeback

Camilla did a good job carrying the carriage at the Royal Wedding

Checking symptoms on Google and being diagnosed with a terminal illness

I secretly race against people that are walking near or next to me


You're lifes about as pointless as a McFlurry lid

Stopping the microwave at :01 and pretending you're a bomb specialist

That awkward as ******* walk/run you do when a car lets you cross the road

"And I was like ******* you" "Did you say that?" "Nah but I thought it"

Hating the person who always held on to the parcel too long

Hi, I'm Troy McLure. You're reading this in my voice, aren't you?

HAHAHAHA Joe.. that's wicked :laugh::laugh::laugh:

:joker:

Chasing lesbians with your cock out to show them what their missing out on

Using jumpers as goalposts because you're an inventive bastard

'Fist pumping in a maths exam when your favourite equation comes up.'

'How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.'

Calling your penis Ronaldinho because it can lob Seaman from 40 yards

Seeing a man cycling on his bike and shouting "real men ride women!!"

Oh you have an irish accent? Excuse me while i take my clothes off.

:D

The awkward moment when Valerie finally goes over to Amy's and she's not in



wahahahahhahhaha don't have the balls to like it, too many Winehouse obsessives on my friends list

Im gunna like that one I think.

Most of the jokes are awful but I like this one :D

My favourite one I've heard so far is "What's Amy Winehouse's biggest hit? The one that killed her!" lololol. -retreats away from the forum-

:laugh:

get your tin hat ready :D

It's all fun and games untill theres no straw in your capri-sun.

^ :laugh2:

Some people should get two FB accounts. One for each face.

:laugh2:

Scotland: Where "thingy" means absolutely anything.

the ''i wasnt that drunk'' ones annoy the hell outta me

It does here too :love:

their so not funny

"Did she just- AWH HELL NAWH, Gurl hold ma earrings!"

'Rotating your dinner plate to get a better look at the situation.'

I do this all the time :laugh:

'Not knowing who's online because the new fb chat is shit.'

:worship:

Disappearing on a night out because your ****ing magic

Checking your symptoms on google and thinking 'I'm so ****ed'

Hahahaha... some of these are really funny!