Why did you only answer my first question about the custard pies and not the other two? :laugh:

Are you getting forgetful?

I was also wondering why you chose to ignore Kate's question. Bit rude isn't it?

Rofl I'm still drunk, sorry Kate!


I'd like to win a comedy award. That'd be lovely.

I'd go on who wants to be a millionaire! I'm usually quite good at it.

I am a bona fide asshole

If you could own a farm, what would you farm?

how much did you have to drink?

are you a laughy drunk?

Chickens! I have friends who own chickens, seems like lots of fun to me!

Not even that much pmsl, just a couple of glasses of caipirinha and a swig of wine and I was off my face, it's been ages since I last had a drink, I'm putting it down to that :laugh: I am a very laughy drunk, I'm full of fun :hugesmile:

If you did own a farm, could you run it better than Old MacDonald?

I taught that faily bastard everything he knows. :idc:

do you think we should all drink alcohol while you present Most Loved? :D

YES! It'll be fabulous!

Do you know the way to San Jose?

Do you know how to use Sat Nav?

I'll ask the questions here :pipe:

That wasn't a question :suspect:

I'll ask the questions here? :pipe:

Yes, yes you shall. :hugesmile:

Wonderful?

I'm already on the case. I haven't had a drink for over a week, on antibiotics for a throat infection, today is last day! :amazed: I will be off my trolly before you get to 45 :hugesmile:

Very wonderful.

..what's the hardest dilemma you've ever had..?

Hhmmm.. I've had a few pretty tough ones but none that were all that serious. I guess following my feelings instead of going along with what everyone else was telling me to do was a tough one in terms of a past relationship - it didn't work out well for me in the end but I'm still glad I did what I wanted for once, usually I will do my best not to offend anyone and try to keep the peace.

Do you think Ammi has a physical CD copy of Nelly and Kelly Rowland's single "Dilemma" in her room that she looks at whenever she makes posts? :whistle:

..in real life is Shaun really more fabulous than Beyonce..?

Funniest thing thats ever happened in your life?

..I believe that to be the case, yes..

He is! He's hysterically funny when he's drunk, kicking cones over and the like :D

Oh god, I don't even know. I'm always laughing at something! One favourite school memory that springs to mind was one winter day, a friend of mine got dropped off at school at the same time as me; and she was lift sharing with a girl in the year below. That girl was walking towards the school when she slipped on some ice and her shoe FLEW off her foot and landed on the road :laugh2: probably one of those 'you had to be there' things but it was honestly hilarious, cars were swerving round it and everything while she hobbled over to get it back :laugh2:!!

I can't breathe omfg :laugh3:

Oh and I have to ask the question I ask like everybody: most embarrassing thing to happen to you? :amazed:

Oh noooooo so many cringe memories coming back to me now! I think walking in on my flatmate masturbating was pretty bad but that was probably worse for him when he found out about it :laugh2: errrmmmm, trying to think of better ones, I might reply to this question again if I think of something that's more embarrassing about me!

I vaguely remember a thread about the flatmate thing? :joker: But okay. :D

Yeah rofl it was so mortifying!!

What's you favourite TV Series?

What's your favourite film?

What's your favourite song?

(sorry if these have been asked already /tooLazyToLookBack

TV series currently Family Guy but of all time Green Wing!

Film - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Song - Black Swan Song by Athlete!

:)

omg did you tell your roomate about it?

Pmsl no, it was highly awkward how it all came out. I told my friends here all about it one time, and then he came to visit in December for a few days and I introduced him to my friends and one of them was like "this'll be so awkward if it's you but you're not the one that Greg walked in on having a wank are you?" clearly assuming that he was not in fact the aforementioned flatmate. She was wrong. It was awkward. We've not spoken about it since. :laugh2:

:joker: :joker:

:joker::joker::joker:

when you post pmsfl and pmsl do you actually literally pmsl

Yes, I'm sponsored to use the internet by Pampers though

The most terrifying thing thats happened to you?

What injuries have you had?