Superb :pipe:

I believe you also slept with Greg. I think you'll need that more than me sweetheart.

Well Shaunus McGuire has his trusty 'angels' who work alongside him, Ammi, Livia and Mollie.

I would think of clever/jazzier names for the angels, but this divorce is making me an emotional wreck.

I'm clean :idc:

Now, after months of being scrubbed up at the GUM clinic. I know about your sordid night with Arista and Legend Killer. :idc:

Yeah..........well I know about you and sticks :idc:

He was worth it. :pipe:

They don't call him sticks for nothing...........slut :hmph:

:evilgrin:

Just upset you never got a chance of passion with him. Jealous wench. :pipe:

I'm not into that kind of thing Ben, I have morals, you make me sick :nono:

Not what I heard, I have a rumour that there is a you and Legend Killer sex tape kicking around. :idc:

pfft rumour being the operative word :idc:

Niamh your so sexy let go on holiday together :amazed:

See what you're missing Ben :pipe:

:laugh2:

Michael getting in there while Niamh's on the rebound, good work

where do you want to go Niamh we can go any where you like and i pay :love:

You can have her michael, just be careful of the crabs.

Oh somewhere in the Caribbean I think :amazed:

Yeah, thanks for that little leaving present you left me...........bastard :bored:

:nono: you had your chance Ben Niamh said she going to that thing to me that you like :colour::colour::colour:

What tickling my left testicle with her rough tongue? I never liked it, I just said I did. Her tongue leaves it sore.

I'm sure you'll be a spiffing replacement.

Do you have lots of money so when you do take her away I know I'l be fed and watered?

indeed :dance::dance::dance:

You finally broke it off with that slut :amazed:

Are we still going to New Zealand together Ben?

Oh, Benji has been stringing you along in this as well I see :idc:

He said he loved me :hmph:

Benji will go with anything that moves. :wink:

He said I was different. :sad:

I'm sorry, I have played you all. :pipe:

you sir, are a cad, a rogue, a blackhearted knave. I will see you in court with my client, take you to the cleaners, leave you a broken man with not a penny to your name. Then you shall be forced to work for Marc's Manks ( a low class escort agency) and live in a cardboard box.

I need my fix

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!