Hmm. I dont understand where it could have gone, unless it was left overnight and just kinda...disintergrated or something :yuk:

:joker:

:laugh2:

Vicky what you don't understand is that some women have a acidic vaginas and unless kept happy they can shoot their venom out at everybody.

:laugh:

Even then it wouldnt completely disappear though, she would be all...sticky and with bits of crumbs inside :bored:

This is giving me horrific mental images

:sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep: :conf::conf::conf::conf: :spin::spin::spin::spin:

We are assuming of course that the wrapper was off .:xyxwave:

Crumby vaginas :pipe:

Kept it in her for a rainy day.

This thread is actually making me feel queasy

He said he lost A twix. Singular, If he had not unwrapped it that would be a gold double finger loss and somewhat uncomfortable.

Depends how experienced she was tbh. A double might not have touched the sides :pipe:

Why not have a twix? Settle your stomach

Yeah it might have been as baggy as a clowns pocket :laugh:

I don't think I will ever eat a twix again

I actually quite fancy a twix right now

If it did, you might need to give her a nudge like those vending machines.

I hate when it gets stuck on it's way out :mad:

It's probably not the first brown finger to come out of her tbh :pipe:

Omg :joker:

She went to the doctors and the nurse found this...
http://img.tesco.com/Groceries/pi/57...ot_225x225.jpg
Thankyou very much for doing my smear test....

Imagine it if was a Toblerone :o

I know many women like putting food products up the no-no place. I think most girls experiment with vegetables when they are younger.

What kind of people do you know?! LOL

:laugh:

No big deal! I just lost a yorkie bar down the toilet.

Lostalex, are you a pureblood?

a "gold star gay" you mean? yes :)

I watch a lot of straight porn though. lol

i hope he didn't use a twix for some bum fun as well. take it out ooh still has the choclate on it yum lol
he should try it on becky could fit a whole box up there

LOL, I thought the gold star was for lesbians and pureblood for gays. At least thats what Howard told Takei.... Wow, not curious at all?

becky would rather eat them than play with them.

There was a rumour that went around my school about a girl doing the same thing. Twixs must be a popular choice.

Yea, well howard started that "pureblood" thing with his interview with Andy Cohen, i don't like the term though, i prefer gold star gay.

I'm curious about hetero sex, but at the same time, i'm not really attracted to women, but i think vaginas are hot. I know that's hard to understand. But for instance, i think a really hot guy with a vagina would be really hot.

If Aaron had a vagina i'd think it was the hottest thing ever, but i'm just not attracted to the rest of a woman's body, the breasts and stuff turn me off, but i think vaginas are really hot.

I've seen some really hot lesbians before that look like really cute young guys, i'm attracted to that kind of woman. The pamela anderson girly girls though, i'm not attracted to that at all.

OMG Lostalex :joker: :joker: :joker: a gay guy who likes vajayjay. Luke A still has his but its a bit deformed though

guys are attracted to holes, period, i think lol. Think of all the guys that get their dicks stuck in vacuum cleaners and pool cleaners etc. lol

Guys are interested in anything that would feel good, and i'm sure vaginas feel really good. But in terms of body type and style, i'm atrracted to guys. But yea, an abercrombie model with a vag would be hot.

As a hetero female wouldn't you find that hot? I know lots of str8 guys are into "lady boys" and "she-males/chicks with dicks". It's pretty much the same thing, just opposite.

OMG OMG....
Whatever next I ask myself.

I just had a Mcdonalds coke and feel sick.. this has me on the verge of throwing up.

mmmm twix mcflurry....

reading this tread and watching russell brand who said he lost a few mini eggs in someone once the combination of reading this thread and hearing russell talk about mini eggs has me ever so quesy

Actually he did. She assumed he was a man because he made himself appear to be a man. He changed his body, voice, name, etc. Luke knows when he gets into a relationship with people, he's hiding vital things about himself. It's difficult because most of us don't have to worry about having to reveal our real gender to others; he does.


Even if the law says you can now be a man, it doesn't mean you really are. Biologically, Luke is a woman. Luke has a vagina, not a penis. If Luke stops taking his meds, he'll go back to being a woman. We, as a society, make accommodations for people that's why as much as we know Luke is biologically a woman, we refer to Luke as him, not her.


As much as he's entitled to live his life in a body that's comfortable for him, let's not forget he has to hide things about himself. Even his employer did not know he was a woman until the series started.

Some women put yogurt in there as well... to , em, balance things out. LOL

I once lost a biscuit in a cup of tea so I can totally relate to him.