So because Julian think that the thick, untalented Situation is erm, thick & untalented, that makes him anti American?? :conf: :joker:

Well, I think the difference is the interpretation of the word "written". Julian Clary actually writes his own books, whereas Katie Price has a ghost writer who can actually... you know... write.

I remember Naomi Campbell "writing a book", and when her agent was asked whether she's actually written it herself the answer was "while she didn't write it herself, she is very much the author". What...?

Julan's autobiography is brilliant. You should give it a go... I highly recommend it.

hes always been anti american, on panel shows, quiz shows, always has a dig calling them stupid etc he insulted mike within 30 seconds of meeting him. he constantly insults both americans who have literally done nothing at all to warrant it. he is just another shallow predictable awful british so called entertainer , who plays to the audience think all brits want to see is yank bashing. it is pitiful, the man is a narrow minded verbal bully and a nasty piece of work. the latest comment I dont like his body , his stomach is like a bag of spanners etc ean spirited nasty , he thinks hes likeable and jovial, hes not , hes shallow mean judgeental narrow minded cold and nasty

No thanks. I shall though take up the advice from another poster to read martins autobiography, a far nicer, more talented, more modest all rounded character.

He is not anti American FFS :sleep:

Mike IS thick as sh*t, Julian takes the pi** out of anyone, not just American's, it's just that some American's ARE an easy target...

I take it you are American?

Everyone seems to have ignored my point about picking on "thick" people.

If Julian is so clever and humorous, why is he picking on the "thick" person, especially when that "thick" person has not done anything nasty or offensive to Julian. So why is he picking on Mike? it's the easy target right?

You'd think someone of Julian's caliber could find a way to be funny without picking off the weakest. That's just lazy and mean to pick on someone that's "thick" right?

i agree julians anti american is soooo boring zzzzzzz
its so old hat so worn out so 1980s its time julian updated his act and his material big time. but while he continues his mindless yank bashing as he did previously to the show and fro the first few seconds. I will continue to point out how pathetic it is

what does it matter if Im british , australia or american, I dont like to see one nationality picked out and mocked just as an easy way to get a cheap laugh and to get the audience and housemates on side. its bullying its discriinatory and its plain nasty. julian is pathetically bitter and narrow minded


if I saw a gang of americans bully an englishan in new york Id pipe up
if I saw a group of english thugs picking on an asian, Id pipe up
I back the underdog

I think most people feel the same as you do. Julian is going for the easy prey, which means he's not as clever as he thinks he is.

Talented people don't have to shoot so low.

great point. and can you point out to flaming gallah, Im not pro american or anti american. I take each topic on a case by case basis. i had a pop at the US over their insane gun laws, also their often ridiculous foreign policy. on the other hand, the american friends i have and thepeople ive met have 99% of the time been warm friendly genuine people. in fact far friendlier than people in england. though Ive since moved to wales and I have to say theyre the friendliest people Ive ever met.

i dont like the way th eyanks are always picked out and picked on in these english reality shows, it happened to dirk benedict who was bullied ercilessly about his cancer , his impotence through cancer and his alcoholism, it happened to mike madsen when denise welsh attacked constantly last year, she slapped him a few ties, wasnt warned and the brits voted her the winner, disgusting person....vanilla ice had the same treatment on the farm, the list is long. so yank has ever won a mainstream reality tv show in the UK (possibly 1 celebrity masterchef but that was only because it wasnt a popularity contest it was a skills contest) all uk comedies mock the americans as thick stupid idiotic brainless warmongers....I especially dislike it when the generalization is used to bully ostracize individuals who dont deserve it, now its mike and the princes turn....did you hear julie goodyears reasons for voting the prince? what a joke. she may as well have just said, because hes american and he cant help whats left of my career

all some of these z list brits vote for is to stay in with z list british celebrities in order to further their careers, they really are that shallow. hopefully martin kemp can continue to rise above it and vote on merit not nationality

this thread has completely gone off topic

its not even about oh julian is the evil one and mike is the good.

this thread has completely gone off topic

its not even about oh julian is the evil one and mike is the good.

these issues are connected, you may not think so, I disagree.

Julian has written several successful books and is going to be touring practically as soon as he steps foot out of the house... he really isn't a bitter has-been.

And for the record, I don't really think Julian dislikes him, just finds him a little slow with his humour.

Julian isnt funny, hes nasty. Ive noticed too julian doesnt get mikes humour either, hes kind of slow too. at leats mike has given him a chance, julian hasnt at all. as for him insulting mikes body, thats just pathetic. julians career is the same old tat. tacky mean spirited so called humour and double entendres. if you think thats quality good luck to you. I think its utter trash.

We get it you dislike Julian & find him unfunny...

I & others find him hilarious, guess you just have a different sense of humour :xyxwave:

I do too, always have :) It's so nice to see he has a new fanny the wonderdog in julie, growly scruffy and incontinent...Aw, so reminiscent of poor old fanny..:joker:

Well i think you've taken what i've said and ran very far away with it to a very far away place lol.

I was just talking about Julian's HUMOR which is what this thread is about. I think if Julian is such a great comedian, he'd be able to find funny and clever things to say about other people, instead of just picking on an easy target like Mike.

That was my only point.

The Truth seems to have some weird underlying issues & has gone waaaaaay off topic :joker:

You don't need to insult me for finding Julian Clary funny.

the truth... you are really offensive, and rude, and just off-putting in most of of yur responses.

Even when i agree with what yur saying, you make me want to not agree with you because the way you say it is messed up.

You have a bad attitude.

says the person who thinks 300 millions guns is harmless lol

umm, what? wtF are you talking about now? when did i ever say anything about 300 million guns??

seriously dude. issues.

have you got short term memory loss or what? talk about issues?:nono:

I guess i must have. Why don't you quote me to jog my memory. wtf are you on about?

language timothy!:nono: that says more about you that the person you swear at

Julian is a dick...I don't think the situation cares what he thinks one way or the other.

You're right. To go back to the original point, I don't think mike is fully aware of Julian's disdain for a few reasons: Mike is genuinely a bit slow and Julian's remarks go over his head, Mike is also pretty full of himself and not really in tune with other people; a lot of what Julian says about Mike is actually behind his back - I quite like Julian but he is pretty sneaky.

He has made an effing fortune though! must stick in the craw of intelligent funny people like julian that loads of people would rather watch this bland talentless american...

I think Julian is a bit slow, too.

I don't see him as an intelligent person at all.

Really :conf: Then I'm afraid you need to watch closer...

Intelligent compared with whom?

The Situation, Harvey etc. yes but it's all relative - Julian isn't particularly smart and a dunce compared with Samantha. I would argue that Martin is smarter, too.

It's not exactly Brain of Britain in there.