Wayne then started using his dick to rape every girl in sight.

Hours later, whilst reminiscing about that time that guy was shot in the dick, he got shot in the dick

:joker: then bobnot left the thread because he was starting to get password reset requests via email for both his facebook accounts and his twitter account and he was a bit scared.

Which became the least of his worries when he was then shot in the dick

if only he had worn his bullet proof dick

Great story lads.

And then The Internest wrote Bobnot's name down on the day that he was gonna get raped.

December 21st.

hope they use a hard drive on him

And they all lived happily ever after.

Proper leaving the thread now :joker:

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Dean Winchester then sees someone that looks like Michael Jackson grab a kid from the Cinema.

for eating his own sweets he got from the local shop

And then said it's time for sex.

but just then the man got shot in his dick

And Dean discovered that it was Latoya Jackson.

and she was holding a big shiny nob

And she then said 4 minutes new record.

see if you can beat that boy

so he did ,he beat it with a hammer

And then I step in and kill both Latoya and Dean.

useing a twelve inch dildo:joker:

Which then Amelia uses to clean her Toilet.

who then gives it to a one arm man as a replacment for his lost arm

I'm sensing a theme here :hugesmile:

And receives a medal for such kind actions. The end.

New story please, not involving dicks.

One day whilst sitting in the shade...

A helicopter landed in my garden....

frantically I reach for my...

Bikini top! :eek:

A handsome man named John Reece emerges from the copter.

And gets stabbed in the head by Conor Mcintyre.

Luckily the chopper had a surgeon aboard who

Handcuffs Conor Mcintyre and tries to save John Reece's life.

What an evil bastard.

Says the judge while eating Cadbury's Dairy Milk.

But just then wayne ran in and shot everyones dick off.

Little did he know they all had vaginas so the bullets just dissolved.

then luke a, ran in and offered to buy everyone new dicks:joker:

But they were blow up dicks, meaning that they popped

my dick has gone down i need someone to blow it back up.