I'd be the fat lump taken to the final 2 for that exact reason :D

Zane last week was well liked by the tribe, but he was fat and unfit, and that's really why he was voted off.

Although you could make an argument that Sandra was very unfit. She wasn't fat but she was definitely not fit, and couldn't do anything physical. She won twice, so maybe it doesn't matter. You'd have to be a sassy latina chick though.

The obvious choice would be Big Brother as I don't think The X Factor is ready for my talent just yet:pipe:

But overall I think I would do IAC because you get to go to Australia and live in a jungle:amazed:

ITV should do a civilian IAC. Think how amazing that would be :amazed:

X Factor so I can have clueless females stanning over me and wanting to get in my bed :)

I'd go first and be so nice to everyone, perfect host. Then be a complete **** their days and refuse anything with white carbs and be so critical. :hugesmile:

Would love to do big brother

My first audition on The X Factor would be Mambo Number 5 by Lou Begga, infact it's made me tempted to go for it next year lol.

Big Brother :)

I would do X-Factor though if I didnt have so many skeletons in the closet. I am quite good when I practice, id never win but I think i cold get to bootcamp then get chucked out.

I only have one thing to worry about but I would just hope to never get caught out with it lol.

None of them, I have class and dignity.

It's just a bit of fun Dezzy lol.

Your avatar shows this ;)

I couldn't bear the thought that everyone I've ever met, and everyone I'm ever likely to meet would be watching me make an arse of myself.

Have always wanted to go on Big Brother and think I just might

Big Brother or The X Factor

:dance:

As a newbie not really knowing anyone on here are there any fms who have actually been on BB???

Not that i've ever heard of, I wish some of them would though as they would be class.:joker:

Big Brother UK or Big Brother USA, will audition for both, as long as they're still on air!

pretty much this
would much prefer to play BB USA though, i think i'd be pretty good

I know I'm bringing a thread back from the dead but i have to add something more now that this came back up in my head

3 other shows
The Amazing Race (A US show that has teams of two racing around the world while facing obstacles)
Survivor (Imagine the survivalness of IAC with the strategy of Big Brother USA)
The Real World (A Jersey Shore type show where you have 7-8 Reality Show Stereotypes living under the same roof. In Fact JS ripped this show off IMO)

I'll go on xfactor and because I can't sing ill just stand there and let them witness me. http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mckioexvgs1ryy2pw.gif

If I lived in the US and were old enough I would have probably applied for the earlier BBUS seasons. I'd love to give Survivor a go but I'm not particularly athletic and my social skills wouldn't save me. :laugh:

James would call somebody a fat slut and get the boot

Amazing Race

bad girls club

Same ;)

Pointless :hee:

Not a reality show exactly but I'd never even consider any actual reality shows. :laugh:

Im A Celeb just for the Celebrity Cyclone

this is so disgusting

Was Mollie Showbiz

Coach Trip lads X