A pub for being underage. My mates mum grassed on me I think.

I got chucked out of a club when I was about 16 for being too drunk. Ha.

the bookies whilst trying to bet on the grand national a few years ago :idc:

school because I had been stealing everyone's pencils

i got banned from an off licence shop when i was a kid for nicking a gold cup chocolate bar which i never even kniecked, chewing gum was more my thing lol

I've not been banned from anywhere local, everyone knows who I am and they know it wouldn't be worth the hassle if I, for some reason, decided to act like an arsehole.

I once got kicked out of an arcade for kicking a machine to win a prize.

I have been chucked out of many places. Many places in people's hearts :(

First time I ever went to a club in town I first wasn't allowed in cos of my trainers, then after wearing my mates shoes to get myself in, while smuggling my own trainers in down my trousers, I was thrown out 5 minutes later for being underage, wasn't the best first proper clubbing experience

Can't remember any major incidents apart from that

Dem girls must have been all over you with them down your pants

I think we've had this conversation before, but really does remind me of the inbetweeners episode. I hope they weren't piss soaked shoes.