People putting their hands on my mammary glands.

legit word lol

Had to check what Mammary glands were

My god breasts look weird on the inside

The old guy that walks past our house every day and lets his dog **** all the way up the street, he stops at everyone's gates and lets the dog do it's business so walking up the street is like an obstacle course trying to dodge the ****.

He doesn't even live on this street ffs plus there is younger people walk their dogs past and lift anything they do and then put it in the 3 BINS WE HAVE FOR THIS REASON!!

Also wtf is he feeding that little dog.

Reet then Morrissey!

choose to not got out and then not knowing which Ryan gosling film to watch tonight. seriously that boy has an amazing catalogue. literally every movie looks amazing.

might watch all good things

The notebook

I've seen that


Yes I liked it


It doesn't make me any less of a man! :shocked:

No it doesn't. Learn from it :hugesmile:

always get the notebook mixed up with forrest gump and I have no idea why

Personally it didn't have enough violence for me. If that other guy tried to burn down Noah's house and kidnap the lassie only for her mum to realise her mistake of not giving her the letters and turn up with a pistol and save the day then I think I would have appreciated it morel but hey, what do I know! :wink:

I caught myself saying "literally" quite a lot from watching too much US TV.

Literally, the number of times I said it I was driving myself mad even when the word didn't fit.

people who say all the right things , all the right clichés in theory, but never back ip up in practice

..I can see that must be quite literally very irritating indeed...

people have started saying do you get me ......a lot......also hashtag ...........grrr

..that hashtag thing is cringy...mind you I spend far too much time on the internet because if someone says something funny..(in real life..)...I sometimes find myself saying 'LOL' instead of smiling...:sad:....

..do you get me..?...

People that pronounce the J of José Mourinho like it's an H when it's like Jean-Paul

..ignorant people...

People on here who have those annoying gifs in their sigs of girls hair flicking and strutting, who then try to come across like some bad ghetto cliche in everything they post thinking that its cool. Its not.

This x100

People who write "this" or "this x100" under posts. Get your own opinions, losers.

People whose first reaction on seeing your post will be to quote it and write 'this' because its hilarious.

People with a god complex

This ^

x100

Cheeky bastards

This ^

..oh, you three...:laugh:...

This ^

..enough, lol....lunatic x 100....

This ^

:laugh2:

..when you straighten your hair and before you even leave the house, it's gone all wavy again...:bored:...

Girls with wavy hair look great imo.

I really hate how being thick is seen as funny, it's not.

..aww..:hug:...


..do you think 'being thick' is seen as funny then, Mock..?...do you mean like a 'dumb blonde' type thing..?...

No I find being intentionally thick to be quite irritating tbh as you can't really speak to them about much away from a select few fields.

And I'm on about more of these TOWIE/Geordie Shore types of thickness, it's really silly, plus they're trashy and look like tramps.

And if you look at Big Brother there has been some shockingly thick winners that have won that show it's horrifying.

wow why have I been sleeping on Ariana Grande? :conf: I kept seeing the name Arian Grande everywhere and I thought meh another disney princess but her voice out selena. Miley and all others to shame :conf:

people that talk at you rather that to you

...^ this and self absorbed people who don't see beyond themselves...