4 sandwiches for breakfast? with 4 slice of bacon on each of them too you are one greedy bastart you do know this?

Agreed with Lee too you can't be having bacon with anything other than HP Brown Sauce.

Also white bread eurgh

fried stuff on white bread >>>> fried stuff on brown bread

Wholemeal bread>>>>>>>>>anything you just said

And fried bacon is a greasy horrible mess, grilled>>>>>>>>>>>

If i'm having a bacon sandwich i prefer white bread. For anything else i use brown one.

Cant stand brown bread. Always has little bits in :yuk:

Also this thread has made me really hungry for bacon but I cba going downstairs...my heart will thank me in the long run

I like white bread, but i'm trying to be healthier. :joker:

How can you eat bacon that's not grilled? :yuk: I do prefer sausages or bacon in white bread though, because when I have wholemeal bread it slightly masks the smokiness, I usually use tortillas and wholemeal bread for everything else though.

http://puu.sh/3ORyo

After receiving criticism for greed, I decided to sort it out. Mainly to keep Josy from unleashing another torrent of abuse my way.

So my bacon sandwich recipe for those on a diet:

Firstly, instead of using 4 pieces of bread, use 3 cobs. Absolutely no difference in terms of calories (probably), but you can tell people you're cutting down, and technically it's true.

http://i.imgur.com/E0xeguT.jpg

The picture doesn't show it too well, but throw on some small, roasted vine tomatoes. Tomatoes are a fruit, so what you have here, is now somewhere between a fruit salad and a sandwich.

http://i.imgur.com/m8WRgfk.jpg

Presentation is still critical, and 3 cobs uses up less room on the plate than 2 sandwiches.

You're welcome.

http://i.imgur.com/RVC9i0t.jpg

You have nice plates

I take it "cobs" are what us normal people call rolls?

Jews don't have hell. But if we did... you'd be going!

It's racist, isn't it Zee. I might report him...

..oh yeah, I like the plates as well, let's steal them, Zee...