He can adopt one. Worked for Madonna

wow!:shocked: So will you leave the board or still post?

Unlikely we will ever see him again

i no what you can do :idc:

Ben should do what his heart desires!! If he feels he's got one more year left of travel then do it. Who's to say even if he stays in UK he'll find the one this year. Maybe he can find the one on his travels. Do it before kids throw up in your suitcased and your husband stops you from meeting guys that are actually more the "one" than he is the one. :bawling:

I'm not actually going to costa rica Annie, Josy, Cee cee (those that actually believed me)

how can he do this me? after I don' gun' and fell in love wit' him? Typical man :bawling:

Ah ok i'm calm now. I didn't dun gun and fell in love with ya. :dance:

You know what your problem is Ben? You just need to find a really good shag somewhere that's worth sticking around for. Maybe DFS have a sale on.

However. If you do go abroad can I come stay with you

It's alright Cee cee you can admit it


yeah I'll come too Ben/Marc

lmao @ people believing that Nathan ever leaves his bedroom.

:joker:

I don't really use my bedroom apart from sleeping so you're wrong there Chuck Norris

more of a lounge kind of person

Where do you masturbate then

Do you have your own masturbation parlour

on the scale of awkward questions you have asked me tonight that ranks at #1

Not as awkward as the convo we just had on my wall

Ben you're just sensitive

I do apologise for uncovering your parlour

they're called masturbatoriums :rolleyes:

Oh Shaun. You're so clever. Congratulations

''whats that stool with a box of tissues and hand wash on it over there nathan''

i guess you would no :wink:

"I'm just really hygienic when it comes to petting the family dog."

Christ. You don't have to take a dump when you spank the monkey

how did we manage to get to this topic in the space of one page, poor ben

I blame Claudia for most things that happen on this forum; I think I can just about get away with it one more time here

James didn't get back to me about putting her on an indefinite ban

Can we put her on an indefinite Ben

He just never ends

I go on and on

People use hand wash for that?!?!?!? :shocked:

Okay now I am cringing at the thought of that alcohol hand sanitizer stuff in hospitals. :bawling:

I wash my hands after but I don't sanitise my hands during...

was just thinking of the film I Love You Man if anything for the masturbation station

:joker::joker:

When I seen the title I was thinking this is going to be something toilet related :D

:laugh: