shut up it was gonna end up there anyway

What goes around comes around. :pipe:

I'm not even sure that's possible...


I don't think we should judge Smithy too harshly.. I think we've all toileted in an inappropriate place..

there seems to be a lot of girls on this forum who have never experimented with trying to spray... if you spread it open and position your hips right, you can piss like a guy, do girls really not know this???

I'm a gay guy and i know this, so how do you not know this?

you have to pull it open, get the lips out of the way, and cock your hips at an angle, but you can do it.

Its honestly not something thats ever entered my mind to try :laugh:

Never told anybody this before but...

I once fapped over Shirley Carter from EastEnders. I have no idea what came over me, no pun intended, but it is certainly one of the worst things I've ever done in my life. I feel dirty to this day.

I guess you go through these things during puberty.http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-con...funny-face.gif

Vicky will be trying it tonight though.


Live on tiny chat

When I was about 10 I was fundraising for new orleans after hurricane katrina and I ended up spending the money

:joker:

how much?

Me and my friends once went round the streets with fake sponsorship papers :bored:

We were about 13 or so, and ended up with about 20 quid each but felt awful...not bad enough to give up the cash though D:

Sticky Vicky. :smug:

:laugh3:

:laugh2: omg!

I can't even remember probably like £20-25 but it was all in change so it seemed like a lot, and £20 is like £200 when you're 10 years old lol

I had sex upstairs on a bus once, it was a late night bus home from Liverpool and there was only us and the driver on the entire bus.

these confessions aren't that bad. i was expecting someone to admit to ****ing a dog or something. a hit and run, and someone else is spending a lifetime in jail. something really ****ed up like that.

care to confess anything alex :idc:

yea you cought me, i ****ed a dog.

:evilgrin:

Who was driving if you where having sex with the bus driver

I don't really have anything to confess :think:

twist, she didn't have sex on a bus, she was just sitting on an arm rest at an odd angle.

I can't wait to become 16 so I'm the age of consent... That's about it..

but even at 16 you can't post any of the good pics, so what good is that to us?

Um

It was a Liverpool bus.

The armrests were stolen.

I can remember putting porn on my friends computer in year 8 of secondary school and when the teacher came round she looked at it and he got kicked out for 3 days

:laugh2:

I didn't butter my toast just now

In 1st grade I asked another girl to feel how sharp the top of my pencil was and then I pushed her finger down on it... Don't know why I did it! I really was a good kid, I've never been any sort of trouble before... Anyway, the teacher found out and told me to go 'straight to the princables office' and I was like 'DON'T YOU MEAN THE NURSE? :bawling: :bawling:' and she was like 'NO!!!' but I took her to the nurse anyway

:shocked: Filthy!

:laugh3: genius!

And Alex, lol. I'm not the Mersey tunnel fgs :hugesmile:

Ahhh I wish i didn't have 3 real life friends that frequent this site

you was suppose to go to the principles for what you did to the girl i would off thought

OMG who

In 2012 I studied wizardry and placing curses online and I placed one on someone I didn't like and he was really badly stabbed irl and almost died

it was like a bad luck thing/curse

Wat