I'm actually in tears of laughter at that penalty you've just taken, Locke. :joker:

Pens<<<
LOL

YES LEON!

You fooking piece of sh!t goalkeeper.

Got a trophy for that crap as well.

**** off CPU keeper.

Shame about the loss, but will take that 9.3 match rating. :smug:

Lmao, bundled in. But we'll take it!

We will win soon guys x

Blood sweat and tears in a performance only for the cpu to give a pen away in the 84th ****ing minute at 0-0

Wasn't even a penalty either.

Why doesn't oppo CPU gift us goals FFS? Control every game and then they **** it up for us.


Play tomoz lads.

We lost again without you, Leon. We're jinxed!

Drewinho to the rescue to guide Simpdoria back to the promise land

If there were enough of us we could get a mini league going. 1 vs 1 I mean.

can you make online leagues or tournaments?

It doesn't seem so. No worries because we could have the table on here.

Change of system next time I think.


Diamond wide. Ryan holding,Drew AM and me and Purdy up front. We'll be fine once we get used to each other and Mics are a must tbh. That way we can spot the runs we make. We aren't even playing too bad. Dominate possesion every game, but it's just the communicationfor the final ball that ****s us over....and the cpu defending l

Yeah we could just keep track on here and get a party going on the PS4 when we've got headsets to talk anyway.

Wish they'd brought lobbies back. That way we could play 2 vs 2.

No need to worry lads, we'll get a win on the board tomorrow

Found my headset. I'll be providing that 5* leadership.


EDIT: Locke's sig LOOL

Safe to say Purds has the best sig on the forum by quite a distance

ROFL. The resemblance is uncanny.

We should all have designated Simpdoria sigs, tbh.

Best get to work on mine

"All time Top Scorer................with 2 goals"

If Locke is Carroll, does that make me Cattermole and Leon Valencia in terms of ability?

Ryan = Scholes

Me = David Bellion

Purdy = Dong Fangzhuo

Drew: Joey Barton

All talk no action

Why thank you, Leon.

Drewinho

Drew out for a month due to blisters sitting in the wooden bench.

Drew. You know what to do.

http://www.clipartbest.com/cliparts/...4c9oAGocE.jpeg

:joker:

LOL at Locke's stats.

Games: 6, Goals: 0, Assists: 0, Red Cards: 1

You can add 1 penalty in Row Z.

The most hilarious thing about the penalty was the fact he waited like 15 seconds to take it... then in the end skied it.

LOL

He side footed it too. I can't talk though. My pens were awful.

Slipped in my run up, grass was too wet

Tbf to Locke, in the game where it was just me and him he actually got through on goal and was unlucky to not score. Hit it well, but the keeper saved it unfortunately.

None of these one on one misses under my captaincy otherwise you'll be getting a right bollocking