Originally Posted by Kizzy (Post 7338685)

We have to lose that sax solo!!!!!!

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet (Post 7338648)

I would get the wire brush and dettol out if I were you as Morsh has been in your shower...





*double shudder*

Originally Posted by Kyle (Post 7338654)

It's close to midnight,
Something evils lurking down in cork
Under the moonlight
I see a sight that almost makes me boak
I try to scream
But Gavin takes my hand before I make it
I start to freeze
I log on Tibb and can't believe my eyes
I'm paralysed

Cos it's a tibber
(Tibber night)
And no ones gonna save us from the trolls about to strike
Cos it's a tibber
(Tibber night)
I'm banning for my life
Inside a fibber
Tibber toniiiiiiiiiiyiyiyiyte.

Originally Posted by Kyle (Post 7338695)

Kirk please, your making me blush :lovedup:

Originally Posted by kirklancaster (Post 7338699)

I'm 1000% serious. I'm good at this myself Kyle, but I just hope you haven't entered the ChristmasVision comp because you're better. That 'Frosty The Pervert' was a gem.

Do you know how much loot can be made from clever parodies?

Originally Posted by kirklancaster (Post 7338692)

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

You genuinely crack me up -- Do you employ a gag writer?:hehe:

And why do you keep calling Marsh 'Morshe' -- Is it some kind of code? :hehe:

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet (Post 7338706)

I have forgotten why we now call Morsh Morsh and not Marsh

Does anyone recall :shrug:

Originally Posted by Kyle (Post 7338708)

When someone made an advice thread and I made a comment about two totally unknown people called Kuzzy and Morsh wanting to be together I think.

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet (Post 7338709)

:joker:

Originally Posted by Kyle (Post 7338713)

Just looked it up it was the Kazanne hotseat thread page 5

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/foru...t=morsh&page=5

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet (Post 7338715)

and from that date, a leg-end was born :spin:

Originally Posted by Kyle (Post 7338717)

Bit gutted Kezzy and Neemah never took on tbh :joker:

Originally Posted by _LucasMichael_ (Post 7338732)

I would throw potatoes at people and have a mid life crisis.

Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 7338508)

I would change all of her household quirks. If she puts her toilet roll so the flap is facing the wall, I'd change it to face outwards. If she uses a certain air freshener, I would change it. If she keeps her mugs in a certain cupboard, I'd put them in a different one. I'd rearrange her cutlery drawer, put coffee in her sugar container and vice versa, put ten different new TV shows on her Sky planner (or whatever equivalent she has), leave some crumbs in her bedding...

I basically want to make her feel uncomfortable in the least noticeable ways.

I will ruin her.