"OMG noooo"

Hi n***** (: how're you? Me? I'm good. Hehe. Thinkin' about your black ass. It's making my pussy a little wet too. Hehe : P Just a little bit though. Yeah... I was thinking about you um, licking my pussy. Hahaha. You'd like that wouldn't you? Mmm... I'd like that too, but you're gonna have to beg for it. Cause i'm not just gonna stick this pussy into any n****** face. Yeah... That's a good ******... Beg for this little white pussy.

Seriously :laugh:

"What's it gonna be 'cuz I can't pretend
Don't you want to be more than friends
Hold me tight and don't let go
Don't let go
You have the right to lose control
Don't let go"

It´s usually one of those X-rated company seeking messages or Mobile phone subscription discount offers.

"will you take me to pony club?"

'Last minute overtime again then?'

Luke: CRFC U11's Training Sat Feb 14th 10:00AM @ home. games next 3 weeks... Text Y or N.

:shocked:

"Hey Sorry I was asleep! You alright :)?"

Yes plz

"On my way home,what's for tea? xx

Omf ur actually gross

"Up or downstairs?"

"dad can i have my weekend tenner?"

:idc:

Kyle if you don't leave me alone seriously I'll get a restraining order on you again.

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

So basically I can't talk to Kazanne anymore.

anyway

However will you cope

http://i.imgur.com/BJOdyCC.gif

"hahahaa"

"Lemme know tomorrow"

"Let me know what it's like"

"ok"

****ing hate text messages like this it's completely pointless :laugh:

"Meet you around 3 and we should get a good seat for the match, town will be packed with the French too so best off getting in early"

"Do you want the rest of these maltesers" that's as exciting as it gets

:laugh:

"This is a picture of my skunk"

My sister is doing a small animal course!

"Do a make up tutorial! hahahaha"

:bored:

:joker:

Misread skunk :hehe:

"Is half eleven alright"

"Good morning Glenn, thanks for your enquiry. I'll have a look at the dates for you, we normally use the villa ourselves in November but don't have anything planned for next year at that time. I'll get back to you at the start of next week if that's ok? Kind regards Fiona"

"MOTHER f UCK YOU AND jOHN wAYNE"

"You either say how you feel and **** it up or say nothing and let it **** you up instead"

"Yes send"

"Why,what's happened?"

'Bubbly's in the fridge' http://i.imgur.com/iMYY3R5s.jpg

"dad can you wash my bag in my room coz it smells of horses"

'cant wait pal x'

'Arsenals on tho so can i meet u now, or in an hour or so?'