What, he had to rub water on his OWN chest? :shocked:

When he only had to ask, and I know someone in West London who would have been only too pleased to dash across and do it for him........:laugh:

Pardon !:shocked:

You know the really annoying thing about this.

I have been known to frequent The Sun pub in Clapham, just obviously not on the right days. :bawling:

Evil woman in The Mirror :nono:

JUST IDOL CHATTER

Here's a lesson in record company gobbledygook as demonstrated by Pop Idol's Darius Danesh and a record executive with ridiculous highlighted hair overheard at lunch in a cafe in Fulham, London.

Record exec talking about Darius' next project: "I think it would be a good idea if you were more passive with the production of the next song. Just sit back a bit and it could be WOW! What a sound."

Darius: "Yes, I agree that would be a good idea. I'm happy to do that."


Record exec: "Stay passive you'll get a different sound - something completely left-wing. It'll be great when we go to America."

Darius: Nods enthusiastically.

Record exec: "We love your music and want you to work with the best producers. William Orbit could be the man for you, or maybe Guy Chambers (Robbie Williams' ex-partner) would be right."

Darius: "My dream is to work with Trevor Horn (Simple Minds, Frankie Goes To Hollywood) I grew up with his records."

Record exec: "Everyone hates working with him and he's expensive, but I'll call him...see what he's doing."

Real World Translation? "Darius, shut up, accept whatever cheap producer we can get hold of. And forget America - you haven't got a hope."


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