I would be more than happy with that as a plaything :whistle:

It's grown since 2013 Vicky :hehe:

:laugh2::laugh2::laugh3::laugh3::laugh::laugh:

Danny nis exactly the prince charming

i can't believe people are still on about this..it leaves the impression that some of you have some deep personal issues you need to address

Aye well, he might need a bucket of miracle gro to dip it in Kaz:joker:

You are well smitten Chuff:joker:

The best lover I ever had, had the smallest penis I'd ever had, BUT he made me happy. He also made me laugh, which to me anyway is far more important than sexual athletics.
I like Marc. Many of the 'insults' are tongue in cheek and it depends on the other person how they are perceived. For instance if Sam had looked angry and said straight out 'I'm offended by that', he probably would have taken notice. Instead she smiled and giggled and only told other people or in the DR that she was offended by his comments.

Aesthetically pleasing man who would crush your self esteem in a heartbeat and then tell you not to be so sensitive.

:joker::joker:

yes

i still think he is the funniest though

Befriends Helen
Comforts Aislenye when upset over danny.
Commends Harry in the diary room dispute being her sworn enemy
Patches thing up with harry
Makes up with aslenye last night

despicable treatment

Hang him at dawn

I've been thinking about this actually and I've come to a different conclusion than I thought originally. I did agree with you first but now I think, it's not that he saves the sexual insults for the women but rather he knows what insult would be closer to the bone of particular people. Like calling Danny a slut or whatever isn't going to have the same effect as calling one of the girls a slut so instead he accuses Danny of wanting to play the big hero, that's going to annoy Danny more, just like calling Brian a psycho is going to rile him up more than saying he's a man ***** :laugh: