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a 2nd Co-Manager has been sent in
her name is Mary Ann

Mary Ann is delighted to be working with us

Added Mary in

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Doreen's iconic sister Maureen has been made redudant at Ann Summers and has joined the supermarket as the new contraception expert (In need of a femidom or ribbed condoms? Don't worry Maureen is on helping hand plays over the tanoid at least seven times a day)

Maureen is iconic :love:

Also what does this supermarket sell if it needs to have three security guards

Well who knows.

Staff feedback is vital to keep up the reputation of the supermarket, how have they all been?

Clean up in aisle 2 please

I have spilled a lot of natural yoghurt

Maureen was great at pointing me out to some new lubricants in store. Gina was also very nice and tackled down someone who tried to steal two packets of cheese and onion crisps from my trolley.

The Right Reverend Elroy Williams worked at the check-outs part time until he was given his P45 for expressing Neo-Nazi opinions during his shift.

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Apart from that, fine.

I would also like to report that an elderly lady tried to touch me near the non perishables

Thanks for all the feedback.

We have banned the women LT, Beryl pushed her out the supermarket.

Bit drastic...

I dont want any of my customers getting touched up, Jale is the one giving the blow jobs, cant have our Jale out of business.

#justicefirmokka

BREAKING: Mokka has been allowed back into the store, Beryl is keeping a close eye on her.

I'm not happy, I can't find any oregano

Kathy is happy to assist you.

She's just told me she doesn't know what oregano is

well she can **** off.

Kathy might be sacked.

Mary Ann will help you.

This wouldn't have happened under the Right Reverend Elroy Williams

Elroy is our latest full time employer, he is happy to be a part of a wonderful team.

...just don't put him on the same shift as Mr Steinberg and Mrs Goldstein.

ok

(don't tell me I'm going to have to explain that one)

I fully understand.

well they have oreos

I shop at Lidl and small stores. No time for supermarkets. Too much people. Even though you have to sometimes.

What is the_truth?

So who wants to play our general knowledge quiz in the supermarket cafe tonight at 10pm?

WINNER RECEIVES free £50 token for the supermarket!

kathy just called me a trolley wielding twat and threw a frozen chicken at me

I apologise.

#GetKathyOut

QUIZ TONIGHT at 10PM

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this is more classier and less controversial.