Judge Judy? :fc:

"Hi I'm Jason Gardiner, I'm 44 and I'm a dancer.

You'll probably know me best from my role as judge on Dancing On Ice, people loved to hate me.

I pissed off a lot of people, Sharron Davies and Karen Barber aren't the biggest fan of me.

I've judged countless flop ITV shows, Stepping Out anyone?

I am hoping for some drama in the house, but I won't stand for any bull****."

Its Jason Gardiner!

-Jason enters house-

"Kimberly! Hi I'm Jason."

"Hello Jason, I'm Kevin"

"What do you do for a living?"

"I was in Coronation Street, Curly Watts?"

"Heard the name but I am Australian, as long as I haven't judged you on your dancing ability thats all fine!"

Naomi going in next?

We're having fun putting them in, although this one has fun getting them out. Its our 4th housemate.

"Hi I'm Rosie Jones!

I am best known for modelling in page 3, I am now 25 and am still flopping them out!

I enjoy it as a living as it saves me having to wear an ASDA uniform really!

I've done a few acting jobs, but nothing of note really, although I have acted a few times ;)

I'm going in the house to introduce myself to some new demographics, we shall see if I am a bitch to live with like I think I am!"

Its Rosie Jones!



http://i.imgur.com/XY7zGY6.jpg

[Not doing the house bit as I don't wanna repeat myself lol]

Come on Naomi girl

Now is your time to vote again!

You have 5 minutes (until 00:05) to post either VOTE ROSIE or VOTE JASON for a treat!

Vote Rosie

Rosie

Rosie, Jason, the public have decided to give Rosie a reward, Rosie please read the envelope.

"Congratulations Rosie, Big Brother thought you looked a bit cold with no clothes on, so has rewarded you with a Christmas jumper."

Naomi make her grand entrance now?

Housemate number 5 is getting himself prepared for this challenge!

"Hi I'm Simon Drew, I'm 59 and I'm a porn actor and director best known as Ben Dover.

I've been in hundreds of films which have made me a lot of money, I even created the Ben Dover Porn Academy -points to T Shirt-

My son has gone on to TV presenting and acting gigs, me and his mum being in the adult industry has never phased him really!"

Its Ben Dover!



http://i.imgur.com/s8u6Cmo.jpg

Ben has gone in, but shall we get another one in? Shes a long way home, but shes still real. ;)

Naomi?

"I'm NeNe Leakes!

I am 47 years old and I'm best known for being on the Real Housewives of Atlanta.

I've had some excellent opportunities with this role, Celebrity Apprentice that I killed, Dancing With The Stars which I killed and this which I'm going to kill.

Don't come for me as I will stab you in the front, not the back, i won't stand for two facedness in the house, that isn't cool."

Its NeNe Leakes!


http://i.imgur.com/oI82b0S.jpg

You know the drill by now ;)

Vote NeNe

Vote Ben

You have 5 minutes

NeNe

Vote Ben

NeNe, Ben, I can reveal NeNe you've won a prize!

"Hello NeNe, I've noticed you've got leakes, we couldn't find stuff to fix that, but heres some Mr Muscle."

http://www.mrmuscleclean.com/~/media...5AB2A59CC19B33

Next up, someone who can use that Mr Muscle.

Kim?

"Hi I'm Kim Woodburn.

I'm 73 years old and I'm known as the Queen of Clean.

I used to do How Clean is Your House with Aggie McKenzie, we don't see eye to eye these days ;)

I also did the jungle, I lived with Colin and Justin, so this can't be much worse.

I hope we have some civilised housemates who can hold up a conversation, but looking at who was in last years final I am not holding out hope."

Its Kim Woodburn!



http://i.imgur.com/GvT2NQA.jpg"

Shall we knock another out?

"Hi I'm Carl Froch, I'm 38.

I will do anything for a fiver, Stepping Out, Tumble, Changing a light bulb, I need the money to buy a personality."

Its Carl Froch!



http://i.imgur.com/uKS3xAh.jpg

Kim Woodburn, Carl Froch, who wins? You decide.

Mutha Kim <3

Celebrity Big Brother house, Kim, Carl, the public want to give Kim the reward.

"Congratulations Kim, you have won a crown and a throne to sit on as you just knocked out Carl Froch!"

Naomi next?

"Hi I'm Mama June Shannon.

I'm 35 and I'm on the reality TV show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo about my daughter.

I once started eating her by accident, but thankfully I realised she wasn't a chicken drumstick.

Why am I going in the house? Free food right?"

Its Mama June!


http://i.imgur.com/VrqJ9cy.jpg

There she is for you.

Where?

**** sorry, June ate her :(

:(

"I'm Danny Mac, I'm 27 and I was once in Hollyoaks.

I played Dodger for a few years before I went to jail after my brother was killed by my niece who was actually my daughter... sounds like Hollyoaks.

I'm used to the drama so I am sure it'll be ok, plus Lucien Laviscount now has a Hollywood acting role?"

Its Danny Mac!



http://i.imgur.com/XlXtXAV.jpg

Vote Danny or Vote Mama June, cast your vote!

June

She is known as Mama June.

Danny, Mama June, you have been in a public vote and I can reveal the public have awarded June a prize, go up and collect it June!

"Do I have to get up?"

-Kimberly goes up and gets it for June-

"June, you've won a Ben Dover calendar!"

Who?