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Johnnyuk123 29-01-2016 07:08 PM
Designer vagina? When did primark start doing those?

Johnnyuk123 29-01-2016 07:09 PM
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Originally Posted by ProfessorSmooth (Post 8472334)
See what you did there :joker:
She spreads easily, a right trollop.

kirklancaster 29-01-2016 07:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Johnnyuk123 (Post 8472331)
Don't let that Margarine chick butter you up Kirky love.
:laugh: Margarine comes in handy Johnny - Ever see Brando in 'Last Tango In Paris'? :creep:

Denver 29-01-2016 07:10 PM
May I just admit I already have a past with the Bachelor - His the father of my 3 year old son Brendan

Johnnyuk123 29-01-2016 07:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Jamie89 (Post 8472329)
You're just jealous of my giblets tbh :idc:
Kirky will be when he see's your third leg.:joker:

Will. 29-01-2016 07:10 PM
It's time to meet another...

Morgan. 29-01-2016 07:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Adam. (Post 8472343)
May I just admit I already have a past with the Bachelor - His the father of my 3 year old son Brendan
Eject please Will. This is UNFAIR :joker:

Johnnyuk123 29-01-2016 07:11 PM
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Originally Posted by kirklancaster (Post 8472340)
:laugh: Margarine comes in handy Johnny - Ever see Brando in 'Last Tango In Paris'? :creep:
I prefer lard.:hehe:

Jamie89 29-01-2016 07:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Johnnyuk123 (Post 8472344)
Kirky will be when he see's your third leg.:joker:
My third leg will be pleased when it sees Kirk ;)

kirklancaster 29-01-2016 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Johnnyuk123 (Post 8472351)
I prefer lard.:hehe:
Nah - It leaves her dripping. :laugh:

Johnnyuk123 29-01-2016 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Jamie89 (Post 8472352)
My third leg will be pleased when it sees Kirk ;)
Yeah well i'll suffocate Kirky with my bazookas! :dance:

Jamie89 29-01-2016 07:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Adam. (Post 8472343)
May I just admit I already have a past with the Bachelor - His the father of my 3 year old son Brendan
FIX

Will. 29-01-2016 07:15 PM
It's Johnny123

What is you name and age? Betty Swallocks

What part of the USA are you from? Virginia

What kind of lifestyle do you lead? Gangsta rapper and a whoe

Are you a wealthy chick? Got gold teeth

Are you an aggressive chick? Yes

Do you have a game plan? To force Krik to love me innit

Why are you going on The Bachelor? To spread my flava

What are you best qualities? My bazzokas

Are you a team player? Depends who on mi team

What would you do to win? Blow Kirk and blow the others wiv mi illegal machine gun

Jamie89 29-01-2016 07:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Johnnyuk123 (Post 8472356)
Yeah well i'll suffocate Kirky with my bazookas! :dance:
He prefers the natural feel hunty :hee:

I've got the biggest boobs in Huddersfield and they're all mine

Denver 29-01-2016 07:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Jamie89 (Post 8472357)
FIX
We met online and had cybersex and that was when I fell pregnant it was a one time thing promise

Morgan. 29-01-2016 07:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Will. (Post 8472365)
It's Johnny123

What is you name and age? Betty Swallocks

What part of the USA are you from? Virginia

What kind of lifestyle do you lead? Gangsta rapper and a whoe

Are you a wealthy chick? Got gold teeth

Are you an aggressive chick? Yes

Do you have a game plan? To force Krik to love me innit

Why are you going on The Bachelor? To spread my flava

What are you best qualities? My bazzokas

Are you a team player? Depends who on mi team

What would you do to win? Blow Kirk and blow the others wiv mi illegal machine gun
Does he/she have an image?

Johnnyuk123 29-01-2016 07:16 PM
I'm far too bootyfull for an image.

Jamie89 29-01-2016 07:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Adam. (Post 8472368)
We met online and had cybersex and that was when I fell pregnant it was a one time thing promise
You need to be more careful where you put the dongle tbh

Will. 29-01-2016 07:18 PM
Next to enter is Daniel-X!

Why do you want to be on The Bachelor? I was on the Bachelor last season but failed at a shot of love with my man Cal. This time I'm back, I'm man hungry and craving attention. Tiara needs an on screen companion for her new reality TV Show Tiara On Top and Kirk is just my type. Rich, rich and rich. That's what I want and I need

Would you have a game plan? I played it too nice last series but this time the claws are out step in Tiaras way and expect a lot to come your way. No woman is going to ruin my chance at a shot of love with Kirk and I'll let tha be known now. I'm the AQOH (Asian Queen Of Household)

What would you do to win? Hmmm... Let me think... Anything. It was a hard life for me to become Beverly Hills number one socialite of 2015 (March 2015 in the east area of Beverly Hells technically) and I did everything I could to get to the top including locking Paris Hilton in a basement till Easter. I mean business and these girls better know it.

Describe yourself in three words? Sexy, Rich and a bitch

An interesting fact about yourself? I have six micro pigs! Kourtney, Kim, Khloe, Kendall and Kylie. Oh and Rob... I keep him locked away in an attic though because the bitch started eating too much and got too fat and it just wasn't a good image on my behalf.

Morgan. 29-01-2016 07:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Adam. (Post 8472368)
We met online and had cybersex and that was when I fell pregnant it was a one time thing promise
Promises get you nowhere. :joker:

Johnnyuk123 29-01-2016 07:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Jamie89 (Post 8472367)
He prefers the natural feel hunty :hee:

I've got the biggest boobs in Huddersfield and they're all mine
Yeah but your boobs are around your ankles like a grannies.

Will. 29-01-2016 07:19 PM
It's ProfessorSmooth!


What is you name and age?

Hey y'all, I'm Courtney and I'm 20 years old.

What part of the USA are you from?

I'm originally from Toronto in Canada, but I recently moved to New York.

What kind of lifestyle do you lead?

I am fairly healthy and sensible in a work environment, but when I get out I like to hit some bars with the girlfriends.

Are you a wealthy chick?

I came from a privellaged background and attended a boarding school, let's just say that!

Are you an aggressive chick?

Only when I'm twisted the wrong way or when words are out into my mouth.

Do you have a game plan?

No, I'm going in to be myself and hopefully come out with the hunky guy you probably don't have lined up.

Why are you going on The Bachelor?

To get away from my ex who's pretty stalkerish and wants my heart back.

What are you best qualities?

Ill name three. I'm a good listener, I'm fairly bubbly and I often see the best, but more importantly worst, in people.

Are you a team player?

Only when I'm in a team where winning benefits me.

What would you do to win?

Anything. I'm timing this just about right so when I do win, my ex is back in prison.

Jamie89 29-01-2016 07:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Johnnyuk123 (Post 8472382)
Yeah but your boobs are around your ankles like a grannies.
Only when I'm bent over, love :smug:

Morgan. 29-01-2016 07:21 PM
1 Attachment(s)
Attachment 3305Hey guys, I have arrived.

Johnnyuk123 29-01-2016 07:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Jamie89 (Post 8472386)
Only when I'm bent over, love :smug:
So there down by your ankles a lot then?:hehe:

Will. 29-01-2016 07:21 PM
http://lovelace-media.imgix.net/uplo...to=format&q=70

Morgan. 29-01-2016 07:22 PM
Where are the images for the last three Will?

Jamie89 29-01-2016 07:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Johnnyuk123 (Post 8472388)
So there down by your ankles a lot then?:hehe:
Well I don't have a hunchback for nothing... I earned it baby!

Johnnyuk123 29-01-2016 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Jamie89 (Post 8472396)
Well I don't have a hunchback for nothing... I earned it baby!
I knew that face rang a bell.

Morgan. 29-01-2016 07:24 PM
(I thought we were making up female names but seems not so oh well)

Jamie89 29-01-2016 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted by ProfessorSmooth (Post 8472392)
Where are the images for the last three Will?
Offensive material isn't allowed on TiBB so some of you can't have your pictures posted I'm afraid :(

Will. 29-01-2016 07:24 PM
Chaos, Amy Jade and Livia are the next three contestants to enter!

Morgan. 29-01-2016 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Jamie89 (Post 8472400)
Offensive material isn't allowed on TiBB so some of you can't have your pictures posted I'm afraid :(
'Scuse me, can you please stop shading me? At least wait until I've gotten down the stairs :joker:

Jamie89 29-01-2016 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted by ProfessorSmooth (Post 8472399)
(I thought we were making up female names but seems not so oh well)
I wasn't sure if everyone was or not :worry:

Denver 29-01-2016 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Jamie89 (Post 8472405)
I wasn't sure if everyone was or not :worry:
Same here

Can I change mine to Charity Shop Dress?

Jamie89 29-01-2016 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted by ProfessorSmooth (Post 8472404)
'Scuse me, can you please stop shading me? At least wait until I've gotten down the stairs :joker:
Ok I'll give it 5 mins, but then the scalping begins :joker:

Morgan. 29-01-2016 07:26 PM
I really have gained a detailed insight into Chaos, Amy and Livia.

Jamie89 29-01-2016 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Adam. (Post 8472408)
Same here

Can I change mine to Charity Shop Dress?
We all call you that already tbh :idc:

Johnnyuk123 29-01-2016 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Jamie89 (Post 8472409)
Ok I'll give it 5 mins, but then the scalping begins :joker:
I heard that your fave bell is the dinner bell.:hehe:

Morgan. 29-01-2016 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Adam. (Post 8472408)
Same here

Can I change mine to Charity Shop Dress?
Would suit your launch night dress actually.


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