Originally Posted by Who Is She? (Post 8909259) And I can now reveal that the housemate with the most votes and the winner of Celebrity Big Brother All Stars is...PETE! http://i.imgur.com/J7ecXa3.gif

Originally Posted by Samm (Post 9027077) Pete entering the doors to heaven http://i.imgur.com/jE0HOQC.gif

Originally Posted by armand.kay (Post 8996827) Me at the gates of hell http://i.imgur.com/jE0HOQC.gif

Originally Posted by Cal. (Post 8909259) And I can now reveal that the housemate with the most votes and the winner of Celebrity Big Brother All Stars is...PETE! http://i.imgur.com/J7ecXa3.gif

Episode 11 - Box Task

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'My box is thinner than anyone's. Can we just get in and have a sleep?'

'It's like a ****ing Yoko Ono exhibition this'

'George! Take command!'

'Can we make a decision about who's last out the ****ing box?'

'Pete: Can we all agree on Rula [to win the task]?
*Various people say no*
Pete: Oh **** off ya bunch of slags'

'George! Can you ask the fools again?'

'[Pete leaves box after 10 mins] Hang on I thought Prestood was out?'

'Chantelle: It's not about who wins, I just think it's funny that we're all in a box.
Pete: Well you ****in stay in there love'

'Faria: I'm undecided
Pete: Well make a decision you dumb blimp'

'It's typical Americans'

'George: Dennis annoyed me. He kept saying, 'I don't give a ****. I don't give a ****'
Pete: Well that's why Bush is in power isn't it.'

*Pete falls asleep listening to Jimmy Savile talking about Barrymore*

'Chantelle: Did you ask for anything Pete
Pete: I asked for £700,000 right now. No I asked for more modest things I want to get out of here. But I don't think that's realistic is it?'

'I should have asked for 5,000 cigarettes.'

'BB: If you bring a cigar to the diary room, Big Brother will give you 20 cigarettes.
Pete: But then I'll have to share them.'

'Rula is really getting up the crack of my arse and she's a lovely woman'

'Pete: Did you ask what your prize was?
Rula: My thighs?
Pete: Your prize. From the box task *in posh voice*
Big Brother: Would Rula come to the diary room?
Pete: There you go babe'

'Chantelle: It's not about who wins, I just think it's funny that we're all in a box. Pete: Well you ****in stay in there love'

Originally Posted by Pete. (Post 9028796) 'Rula is really getting up the crack of my arse and she's a lovely woman'

Originally Posted by Pete. (Post 8525496) 'I actually hope when I'm dead someone stuffs me and puts me in the living room.' 'I would like to be embalmed and put on display prominently'

Originally Posted by Cal. (Post 9027091) Remove him from the site now.

Episode 12

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'If I was Preston's girlfriend I'd chew the face off you [Chantelle] when you get out of here.'

'I'd cut his cock off and make him swallow it.'

'They're probably at your girlfriend's door going "what do you think of Preston copping off with this blonde slapper whose had they're knockers out every 2 minutes?"'

'Your [Chanelle's] ****ing poached eggs have been all over those magazines'

'The sad thing is when you grow older your brain cells diminish, so you're in real trouble.'

'Next time you get your teeth flossed, make sure they can do it with your brain as well with plague removal.'

'You can't be as dumb as you act. Are you potty trained?'

'Pete: Who trained you to use the toilet?
Chantelle: My mum.
Pete: How old were you?
Chantelle: I ain't got a clue.
Pete: Was it recent?'

'Pete: Can you cross the road unaided?
Chantelle: Yes
Pete: In a pram or on your feet?
Chantelle: On my feet
Pete: *walks away* Just checking.'

'[Looking at pamper hamper] Are we all going to sit using that stuff or gasping for cigarettes. We can't go to the shower, hog it and use all of that can we?'

'We're living in wartime conditions. None of us have the space to use any of these products and the majority of us are going insane through caffeine withdrawal and nicotine withdraw, me more than others because it's the staples of my diet.'

'I'm hating it I'm going up the ****ing wall. No coffee, no cigarettes, no privacy in the bathroom, no lock on the bathroom door, people walking in all the time when you're trying to take a ****. It's just too stressful.'

'The foundation of my security in any environment is privacy in the bathroom and time to use the bathroom. You had a laugh didn't you - 11 people and 1 shower?'

'Its car crash telly at its lowest level that you've got here and I personally want to go ok I've done my little guest appearance and thanks.'

'BB: Big Brother thinks you're going through a bit of a low at the moment...
Pete: Oh **** off just leave me out'

'BB: Big Brother suggests you talk to the other housemates...
Pete: I am telling you right now, completely and seriously, not for your cameras, I am telling you right ****ing now that I want to go out.'

'George: This experience is relaunching you.
Pete: That's not what I came for George!'

Originally Posted by Pete. (Post 9029885) 'You can't be as dumb as you act. Are you potty trained?' 'Pete: Who trained you to use the toilet? Chantelle: My mum. Pete: How old were you? Chantelle: I ain't got a clue. Pete: Was it recent?'

Episode 13

'Have this ****ing cigarette and shove it where the sun don't shine.'

'She's [Rula] getting right up my nose. She makes me want to walk out there with my cock out.'

'She [Rula] was asking me this morning, "When are you leaving? What time are you leaving? Why can't you do it now? You should be able to do it right away." And she was so happy, she had a wet patch underneath her.'

'Listen Dennis I know I make good television even from a visual point of view.'

'My first nomination... for eviction... would be Rula. I think Rula is going through a crisis in her life and I don't think this is a great place to address it. It was a great place to confront it, she's hit it and it leads to her being quite cantankerous.'

'I wish her well but I wish her gone.'

'My second nomination would be Chantelle. I know she's in her 20s but I relate to her as if she's 15.'

'I think Big Brother hatched her out of an egg, that she didn't have any existence in the real world previously to this.'

'I asked if I could go to the bedroom and get some cigarettes and they said "no the door's locked" so I asked if it was OK to break the door down.'

'Michael: I thought you've smoken your cigarettes?
Pete: I did I'm bumming them now. What business is it of yours are you the ****ing cigarette police? Who designated you cigarette police? Just because you've been in ****ing rehab doesn't mean you can sit up there on your ****ing throne passing judgment on everyone else. So what I've smoked them all.'

'[To Michael] Do you think sucking dick has given you some superior intelligence?'

'This is going to be so funny I'm going to spit my veneers out from laughter because you [Rula] are the ****ty jobs committee.'

'[Rula starts dancing during rocker task] Do the teapot! Drop a strap!'

Pete: I did I'm bumming them now. What business is it of yours are you the ****ing cigarette police? Who designated you cigarette police? Just because you've been in ****ing rehab doesn't mean you can sit up there on your ****ing throne passing judgment on everyone else. So what I've smoked them all.'

Episode 14

'[At the nomination reveal] Let's all make a pledge to wail inconsolably.'

'I can't throw myself on the floor, I'm like an old lady when I wake up in the morning. I'm an old prostitute.'

'[Faria starts crying over being nominated] Are you on the rag?'

'[Faria is told of eviction] Sorry I'm actually really jealous.'

'Faria drain them all. See you soon you lucky bitch.'

'She probably throw the suitcase down the ramp, panties and dresses everywhere.'

'*sings* How do you solve a problem like diarrhea.'

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Special mention: Faria - 'Do you think they'll let a black or Asian person win this thing? Are you out of your tree?'

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Episode 15

'[Death Toll Bell alarm] That means someone's going to be executed today. One of the minorities has to walk.'

'[Faria] must have a thing for sportsmen with big leather balls.'

'[about Faria] "I want to show people the real me." Show me a man that kicks or bounces a ball and I've got my legs spread.'

'"Well done" I wanted to go!'

'Oh well lets make the best of it. Where's the booze, the fags and the cigars?'

'Pete: Rula's face is like thunder. She looks as miserable as 'ell. Don't know why...?
Maggots: Is it the reason I think?
Pete: [smirks] Me'

'[About surviving] It's all balls innit.'

'Rula's face was like psychotic in there but now she's resorted to sticking a flower in her hair.'

'She's so competitive it makes me screech. Her face sunk over at me when it was Faria.'

'She's going to start on me tonight because I'll say something or show my arse, and say you miserable dried up old husk.'

'[About Chantelle] She's smart enough to win this thing.'

'I know black don't crack, but ultimately you get dusty hair.'

'They hate me, they're just keeping me in out of strange fascination.'

'You're insincere to the point of nausea.'

'You know what you can kiss my raw haemorrhoid.'

George: (about the coat being arrested) “Jodie’s final revenge” Pete: “They should arrest her saggy breasts!”

(on BOTS slating Jodie Marsh) “When she was born the midwife punched her fkn mother.” “The last time I saw a nose like that, Eddie the Eagle was jumping off of it on a ski holiday in Aspen.” “She’s the colour of boiled shîte.” (my personal favourite) “And she’s got the intelligence of a used Tampax!”